What the fuck is a Cardi B?

by **Rocinante** 2017-10-10, 18:15

I mean, I admit I know about 10% of the "artists" on the Billboard top 20, but this is just.... is America fucking with me? Is this a huge troll job? Is it like a novelty song and I'm not in on the joke? It sounds like it was recorded on an iphone 4.

This is the number one song in the country apparently?

by Guest 2017-10-10, 18:17

Rocinante wrote:I mean, I admit I know about 10% of the "artists" on the Billboard top 20, but this is just.... is America fucking with me? Is this a huge troll job? Is it like a novelty song and I'm not in on the joke? It sounds like it was recorded on an iphone 4.

This is the number one song in the country apparently?

Face it Roc....you've joined the club....
What the fuck is a Cardi B? 1811933421

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-10-10, 18:32

Never heard of it. Not interested.

by **DWags** 2017-10-10, 19:14

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I mean, I admit I know about 10% of the "artists" on the Billboard top 20, but this is just.... is America fucking with me? Is this a huge troll job? Is it like a novelty song and I'm not in on the joke? It sounds like it was recorded on an iphone 4.

This is the number one song in the country apparently?

Face it Roc....you've joined the club....

This.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-10-10, 19:17

Is it different than Cardi O?

by **Rocinante** 2017-10-10, 22:00

This is the number one song in America right now guys. Like, she's not even speaking English.

by **Death Roe** 2017-10-10, 22:02

I think it's a great song

by **Turtleneck** 2017-10-10, 22:03

Rocinante wrote:This is the number one song in America right now guys. Like, she's not even speaking English.

I can understand her. What the fuck is a Cardi B? 2599972566

by **Rocinante** 2017-10-10, 22:04

ha. I made you watch it.

by **Death Roe** 2017-10-10, 22:09

It's no Du Hast but it's a decent foreign language song.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-10-10, 22:09

Rocinante wrote:ha. I made you watch it.

I already watched it.

by **Death Roe** 2017-10-10, 22:10

Turtleneck wrote:
Rocinante wrote:ha. I made you watch it.

I already watched it.

But this time you masturbated to it

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-10-10, 22:12

“I do not like things I do not understand” - roc

by **Rocinante** 2017-10-10, 22:12

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me
If you wanted to
These expensive, these is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes
Hit the store, I can get 'em both
I don't wanna choose
And I'm quick, cut a nigga hustle
Don't get comfortable
Look, I don't dance now
I make money moves
Say I don't gotta dance
I make money move
If I see you and I don't speak
That means I don't fuck with you
I'm a boss, you a worker bitch
I make bloody moves

It is hard, hard indeed and therefore I will not attempt to refrain from invoking the names Kafka, Sarte, Shakespeare, St. Paul, Beckett, Birkitt, Pinero, Pirandello, Dante, and Dorothy L. Sayers.

by **Rocinante** 2017-10-10, 22:15

OTPT, you can't fuck wit me.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-10-10, 22:15

You forgot the best line, Roc.

My pussy feel like a lake. He wanna swim with his face. I'm like okay, I'll let him do what he want. He buy me Yves Saint Laurent.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-10-10, 22:15

Rocinante wrote:OTPT, you can't fuck wit me.

by **Rocinante** 2017-10-10, 22:16

I don't know about you, but when I think about sticking my dick in things, a lake is right up there.

by Guest 2017-10-10, 22:18

Turtleneck wrote:You forgot the best line, Roc.

My pussy feel like a lake. He wanna swim with his face. I'm like okay, I'll let him do what he want. He buy me Yves Saint Laurent.

What are lyrics by Mrs Wags?

by **Turtleneck** 2017-10-10, 22:20

I like the premise of the song.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-10-10, 22:29

Rocinante wrote:I don't know about you, but when I think about sticking my dick in things, a lake is right up there.

I’ve always preferred one of goose’s pie he ships me.

by **Turtleneck** 2018-01-04, 01:55

by **pulling69** 2018-01-04, 04:11

What is most shocking to me about that new video is that the set from In Living Color is still in existence.... Must be in the basement at the Wayans' family compound or some shit.

PS I miss In Living Color, great fucking show.

by Guest 2018-01-04, 07:19

pulling69 wrote:What is most shocking to me about that new video is that the set from In Living Color is still in existence.... Must be in the basement at the Wayans' family compound or some shit.

PS I miss In Living Color, great fucking show.

Good band too....

by Senior Dickfist 2018-01-04, 09:33

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I mean, I admit I know about 10% of the "artists" on the Billboard top 20, but this is just.... is America fucking with me? Is this a huge troll job? Is it like a novelty song and I'm not in on the joke? It sounds like it was recorded on an iphone 4.

This is the number one song in the country apparently?

Face it Roc....you've joined the club....

Apparently, I am also a card carrying member of this club...

by **Turtleneck** 2018-01-04, 09:37

Senior Dickfist wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Face it Roc....you've joined the club....

Apparently, I am also a card carrying member of this club...

You a fossil, bro?

by **Rocinante** 2018-01-04, 10:34

She's playing coachella. ghost is not impressed.

by Senior Dickfist 2018-01-04, 11:06

Turtleneck wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Apparently, I am also a card carrying member of this club...

You a fossil, bro?

Physically, no, but when it comes to what's popular, absolutely.

by **StylesGShmooth** 2018-01-04, 11:54

pulling69 wrote:What is most shocking to me about that new video is that the set from In Living Color is still in existence.... Must be in the basement at the Wayans' family compound or some shit.

PS I miss In Living Color, great fucking show.

I'm shocked he couldn't get J-Lo and Jamie Foxx in this song

by **pulling69** 2018-01-04, 13:37

LooseGoose wrote:
pulling69 wrote:What is most shocking to me about that new video is that the set from In Living Color is still in existence.... Must be in the basement at the Wayans' family compound or some shit.

PS I miss In Living Color, great fucking show.

Good band too....

Yes, and they still actively tour and still put on a hell of a show. Also, real great dudes that love their fans.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-01-04, 14:07

This shit is horrible. Thanks Trump.

by **Turtleneck** 2018-01-04, 14:22

You’re being an idiot today, Pylon.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-01-04, 14:25

Turtleneck wrote:You’re being an idiot today, Pylon.

You like this song? Of course you would.

by Da Mayor 2018-01-04, 14:28

I hope she'll be at Coachella.

by Guest 2018-01-04, 14:41

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:You’re being an idiot today, Pylon.

You like this song? Of course you would.

You're jealous that you have no cult of personality.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-01-04, 14:50

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

You like this song? Of course you would.

You're jealous that you have no cult of personality.

Cult of Personality rocked. Faith No More rocked. This... this is sonic torture. I bet the CIA puts this song on repeat to break ISIS operatives.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2018-01-04, 15:45

Even when I was young, I didn't know or like popular music, so I'd venture to say that my age has little to do with me not knowing this.

Give me metal or give me death! What the fuck is a Cardi B? 3493939353

(or maybe just no music at all, as death seems like a bit of an extreme option to not having music that I like).

by Senior Dickfist 2018-01-04, 17:11

MiamiSpartan wrote:

Give me metal or give me death!

This. Only being able to ever to listen to music which I do not like is not an option!

by **Turtleneck** 2020-12-25, 20:41

This is my favorite Christmas song.

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-26, 02:55

Ha. Listen I stand by my take on the recording. It was fucking horrible. But now I love Cardi B. She just wins you over with her enthusiasm.

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