Re: Santa dilemma

by **InTenSity** 2017-12-05, 13:30

MSU addict wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
It seems it is a collaboration between Boomers and Millennials, keep us Gen Xer's out of your guys fucking shit up.
I'm assuming the mom is a boomer and the daughter is a millennial.
You wish. Her twin daughters Chanda Bell and Christina Pitts were born in 1974. Fucking gen-X'ers.

Dammit!

by **Wally Fairway** 2017-12-05, 15:01

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-12-05, 15:15

Wally Fairway wrote:

that's almost as freaky as scaring your children with the bearded guy in the sky routine.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-12-05, 15:39

by **Wally Fairway** 2017-12-05, 17:01

Robert J Sakimano wrote:that's almost as freaky as scaring your children with the bearded guy in the sky routine.

Completely different - Elf on tShelf actually works for NSA, so he is watching you Bob ..... right now he is watching you.

And making a detail report of where you go, what you do, who you speak to, and most troubling - what you post on the interwebs.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-12-06, 07:47

Wally Fairway wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:that's almost as freaky as scaring your children with the bearded guy in the sky routine.
Completely different - Elf on tShelf actually works for NSA, so he is watching you Bob ..... right now he is watching you.

And making a detail report of where you go, what you do, who you speak to, and most troubling - what you post on the interwebs.

by **InTenSity** 2017-12-14, 10:30

Update - My daughter asked my wife again. My wife asked her how she felt about it or something. Hazy story straight, she told my daughter he's real and she was really happy and excited.
Pt 2 - We also have the elf out, but we don't tell her its reporting back to Santa, she just likes to find him.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-12-14, 20:37

InTenSity wrote:Update - My daughter asked my wife again. My wife asked her how she felt about it or something. Hazy story straight, she told my daughter he's real and she was really happy and excited.
Pt 2 - We also have the elf out, but we don't tell her its reporting back to Santa, she just likes to find him.

you should take her to a mall Santa for a good 'ol fashioned confrontation.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-12-14, 21:03

Make sure she tells him he smells like beef and cheese.

by MSU addict 2017-12-14, 22:08

InTenSity wrote:I'm getting a fucking palm tree!

Guys this is about me, not about you. FOSUC!!

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-12-14, 22:18

by **Cameron** 2017-12-15, 17:27

MSU addict wrote:
InTenSity wrote:I'm getting a fucking palm tree!

Guys this is about me, not about you. FOSUC!!

by **DWags** 2017-12-17, 12:54

First 6 or 7 years of my life I believed in Santa. Next 20 years or so, I knew Santa didn’t exist but gladly took gifts. The next quarter century of my life I was/am Santa. Last 2 or 3 years I look like Santa.

Life is good.

by Guest 2017-12-19, 10:13

by **Rocinante** 2017-12-19, 10:40

DWags wrote:First 6 or 7 years of my life I believed in Santa. Next 20 years or so, I knew Santa didn’t exist but gladly took gifts. The next quarter century of my life I was/am Santa. Last 2 or 3 years I look like Santa.

Life is good.

You do not look like Santa. You look like an androgynous elf.

by **DWags** 2017-12-19, 10:44

Rocinante wrote:
DWags wrote:First 6 or 7 years of my life I believed in Santa. Next 20 years or so, I knew Santa didn’t exist but gladly took gifts. The next quarter century of my life I was/am Santa. Last 2 or 3 years I look like Santa.

Life is good.

You do not look like Santa. You look like an androgynous elf.

Six of one, half dozen of the other