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Man sues hospital for shortening his penis

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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-13, 20:59

Yay! I finally have an excuse!

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5492627
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2014-06-13, 21:22

The original article cited by HuffPo say the allegations have yet to be proven in court.

That shouldn't take long.
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Post by y2kMgrad 2014-06-13, 21:35

I can see why he would be a tiny bit upset.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-06-13, 23:54

When the female doctor introduced herself as Dr. Bobbitt, he should have realized that he was in trouble.
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Post by tanfan! 2014-06-14, 04:02

I think the guy is being a dick for suing.
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Post by DWags 2014-06-14, 04:55

This is the first time someone didn't get the shaft and is suing.
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Post by WBill 2014-06-14, 07:17

Simple miscommunication, he told the doctor he liked a short pianist.
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Post by EdMartinsLoan 2014-06-14, 17:37

My wife would be thrilled if this happened to me.
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Post by bullwrinkle 2014-06-15, 07:26

That doctor should be convicted and receive a stiff sentence.
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Post by Blanch32 2014-06-15, 09:05

EdMartinsLoan wrote:My wife would be thrilled if this happened to me.

Wouldn't she be more thrilled if he actually won? This way there's legal presence
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Post by Throwback702 2014-06-15, 10:47

Blanch32 wrote:

Wouldn't she be more thrilled if he actually won?  This way there's legal presence

Do you even know what you're trying to say?
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Post by CheesySpartan 2014-06-15, 11:55

You could say he got shorted by his govt run health care...
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Post by Stoops21 2014-06-15, 11:59

Throwback702 wrote:

Do you even know what you're trying to say?


Hahahahahahahah
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Post by RogueLeader 2014-06-15, 12:30

Tanfan! wrote:I think the guy is being a dick for suing.

I was surprised the hospital found your penis because like I said earlier it's probably been a good 30+ years since you saw it.
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Post by Jethro Bodeen 2014-06-15, 12:43

I find this story hard to believe. In fact, as I sit limp in my chair, I see no point. I can no longer swallow it.
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Post by goodbar 2014-06-15, 14:33

Sheeeeeeot. Losing an inch off my penis would be like a 10,000 dolla fine to an NBA player. Don't affect much.
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