We should write a Christmas card letter from the Swill's perspective

Who are we writing it to?

Should I be reading it in Jim Nantz's voice?

"We wanted to laugh in all of your faces since you thought we were dead after 3-9!"

Fuck off, gHost.

Fuck you

My balls itch.

The Pantry wrote:My balls itch.

Scratch them with the needles from Mrs. Sak’s Christmas tree.

Dear World,
Looking back at the year that was 2017, at least it wasn't 2016, amirite?

Chapter 2:

Seriously, fuck that year.

Chapter 3:

What the hell was 2016's problem with us, anyway?

Chapter Last:

So, in conclusion, while 2017 wasn't the worst year, our wish is for 2016 to continue to go fuck itself.

tGreenWay wrote:Chapter Last:

So, in conclusion, while 2017 wasn't the worst year, our wish is for 2016 to continue to go fuck itself.

I think the events of the last 24 hours have narrowed the gap significantly. 2017 is now within striking distance of 2016.

Epilogue:

As we look forward to 2018, our best advice to the baby new year is this: Don't start nuthin', won't be nuthin'.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Chapter Last:

So, in conclusion, while 2017 wasn't the worst year, our wish is for 2016 to continue to go fuck itself.

I think the events of the last 24 hours have narrowed the gap significantly. 2017 is now within striking distance of 2016.

I agree it's ending on a seriously low note, but overall, IMO, it still has a long way to go before being mentioned in the same breath as 2016.