pick uofms next head coach

by **Blanch32** Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:07 am

Look, we all know home is gone after this year. Its beyond obvious. The sunglasses do not make up for a headset and that's understandable. So who do they land? I get they'll want harbaugh and gruden. Not happening just lime last time. For their sake let's hope its not the 5 the choice again either. How embarrassing was that?

by CrazySparty Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:17 am

Blanch32 wrote:Look, we all know home is gone after this year.

by **AMwood** Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:25 am

what? i do hope it's their 5th choice or worse.

by ROtown Sparty Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:35 am

AMwood wrote:what? i do hope it's the 5 the choice or worse.

FIFY

by **Giant Moose** Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:36 am

I would pick John L. Smith if I was in charge of scUM.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:21 am

Blanch32 wrote:Look, we all know home is gone after this year. Its beyond obvious.

You can never go home again.

by **WBill** Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:22 am

Zombie Bo

by Hut1hut2 Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:24 am

Home? Nice

by BRODSON Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:28 am

penis

by **tGreenWay** Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:37 am

WBill wrote:Zombie Bo

If I could draw worth a damn, this would be one of my main characters. I'd give him blach's online personality.

by bryanleeg Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:36 pm

What language is that written in?

by Larry Kazamias Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:39 pm

WBill wrote:Zombie Bo

They could totally go Weekend at Bernie's. He always had a hat and sunglasses, and would do the same amount of game coaching as Gravy

by **DroppedByADime** Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:42 pm

Who gives a flying fock ? Seriously.

Promise rings were in vogue the last time they were any good.

by LoneWolfSparty Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:50 pm

Mariucci.

by **Jake from State Farm** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:01 pm

There's got to be plenty of NFL coaches that would kill to have that job.

by **Turtleneck** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:06 pm

Larry Kazamias wrote:
They could totally go Weekend at Bernie's. He always had a hat and sunglasses, and would do the same amount of game coaching as Gravy

Gustave Ferbert

Name a bigger win in program history than their 12-11 win over UChicago that secured an undefeated season and B10 championship? You can't. If you're going to bring back a coach, it has to be Ferbert.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:11 pm

I don't even know who it is but I hate him for what he's done to my life..

by Rodeo Burger Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:23 pm

How about David Brandon. He already has experience breaking down film and formulating game plans.

by **Rocinante** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:44 pm

I hope they get their first choice and he demands 10 years and they give it to him.

by **Jake from State Farm** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:52 pm

Rocinante wrote:I hope they get their first choice and he demands 10 years and they give it to him.

I'm looking forward to another four or five years of excuses.

by **AMwood** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:54 pm

i hope he dies in an aids related fire.

by **Blanch32** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:58 pm

DroppedByADime wrote:Who gives a flying fock ? Seriously.

Promise rings were in vogue the last time they were any good.

Your hate is so obvious... Lol

by **Blanch32** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:58 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:There's got to be plenty of NFL coaches that would kill to have that job.

Like......

by **Turtleneck** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:04 pm

Blanch32 wrote:

Like......

Just to name a few...

Belichick
Carroll
Harbaugh, Jim
Harbaugh, John
Coughlin
Payton
Tomlin
McCarty
Fox
Fisher
Reid

by **NigelUno** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:14 pm

Saban.

Pete Carroll.

Whoever they want.

by Sponge Worthy Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:14 pm

Turtleneck wrote:

Just to name a few...

Belichick
Carroll
Harbaugh, Jim
Harbaugh, John
Coughlin
Payton
Tomlin
McCarty
Fox
Fisher
Reid

Has anybody seen a huge-ass ball of sarcasm I left around here some place?? scratch

by Stugots Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:17 pm

Blanch32 wrote:

Like......

Probably like, all of them....because, you know, it's Meeechigan fergodsakes!

pick uofms next head coach Fergod13

by **Turtleneck** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:18 pm

Stugots wrote:

Probably like, all of them....because, you know, it's Meeechigan fergodsakes!

Their 19th century dominance over Albion has made UM the most sought after job in the history of sports.

by Stugots Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:20 pm

Turtleneck wrote:

Their 19th century dominance over Albion has made UM the most sought after job in the history of sports.

by **Heat Miser** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:26 pm

Redundant thread is redundant. I expect more from a self-proclaimed "kool kid" & "premium poster". Bring me something new for fucksakes. Surprise me. Put some fucking effort into it.

A place basically without fear of censorship or banning & Blanche, gHost, Tanner & others keep trotting out the same tired, formulaic shit.

God help me, I miss tTroll. pick uofms next head coach 3069395473

by **Rocinante** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:28 pm

Heat Miser wrote:Redundant thread is redundant. I expect more from a self-proclaimed "kool kid" & "premium poster". Bring me something new for fucksakes. Surprise me. Put some fucking effort into it.

A place basically without fear of censorship or banning & Blanche, gHost, Tanner & others keep trotting out the same tired, formulaic shit.

God help me, I miss tTroll.

Post more pictures of your naked wife and I'll use it as inspiration to think of something original.

by CrazySparty Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:34 pm

Heat Miser wrote:Redundant thread is redundant. I expect more from a self-proclaimed "kool kid" & "premium poster". Bring me something new for fucksakes. Surprise me. Put some fucking effort into it.

A place basically without fear of censorship or banning & Blanche, gHost, Tanner & others keep trotting out the same tired, formulaic shit.

God help me, I miss tTroll.

That's what you get for killing my swan, dick.

by **Heat Miser** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:39 pm

Rocinante wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:Redundant thread is redundant. I expect more from a self-proclaimed "kool kid" & "premium poster". Bring me something new for fucksakes. Surprise me. Put some fucking effort into it.

A place basically without fear of censorship or banning & Blanche, gHost, Tanner & others keep trotting out the same tired, formulaic shit.

God help me, I miss tTroll.

Post more pictures of your naked wife and I'll use it as inspiration to think of something original.

I've already done my part (though we are going to St. Augustine for the 4th. A pic or two might come out of that long weekend). Somebody...anybody...needs to step up. I thought some of the posters from the "glory days" were back? Surely they've got some new material after all this time away?

by **Heat Miser** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:41 pm

CrazySparty wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:Redundant thread is redundant. I expect more from a self-proclaimed "kool kid" & "premium poster". Bring me something new for fucksakes. Surprise me. Put some fucking effort into it.

A place basically without fear of censorship or banning & Blanche, gHost, Tanner & others keep trotting out the same tired, formulaic shit.

God help me, I miss tTroll.

That's what you get for killing my swan, dick.

The swan was lame, had a shelf life measured in hours, and was a great example of "formulaic".

by **Blanch32** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:43 pm

Heat Miser wrote:Redundant thread is redundant. I expect more from a self-proclaimed "kool kid" & "premium poster". Bring me something new for fucksakes. Surprise me. Put some fucking effort into it.

A place basically without fear of censorship or banning & Blanche, gHost, Tanner & others keep trotting out the same tired, formulaic shit.

God help me, I miss tTroll.

Ok then who do you think they'll get? Look all I want to do is flush out all the good candidates now and bump when said candidate " isn't good enough" for them. Much like Ron English who could have done better than the richrod broke combo

by CrazySparty Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:47 pm

Heat Miser wrote:

The swan was lame, had a shelf life measured in hours, and was a great example of "formulaic".

Your pessimistic views only decrease the likelihood of one of the "premium posters" coming up with something "new".

In all seriousness, the banter/battles on tRCMB were sometimes great, but the mods always shut them down. Now you don't have the threat of banning, but you don't have (most) of the "pro-RCMB" instigators either.

by **AMwood** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:51 pm

hey i enjoyed my jesus lady threads. all that matters to me is that it makes ME laugh.

by **Heat Miser** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:51 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:Redundant thread is redundant. I expect more from a self-proclaimed "kool kid" & "premium poster". Bring me something new for fucksakes. Surprise me. Put some fucking effort into it.

A place basically without fear of censorship or banning & Blanche, gHost, Tanner & others keep trotting out the same tired, formulaic shit.

God help me, I miss tTroll.

Ok then who do you think they'll get? Look all I want to do is flush out all the good candidates now and bump when said candidate " isn't good enough" for them. Much like Ron English who could have done better than the richrod broke combo

I don't care because it's irrelevant right now.

by Gob Bluth Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:55 pm

Richard Fucking Rodriguez

by **NigelUno** Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:55 pm

Blanch32 wrote:

Ok then who do you think they'll get? Look all I want to do is flush out all the good candidates now and bump when said candidate " isn't good enough" for them. Much like Ron English who could have done better than the richrod broke combo

If only you could make a poll...

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