Jose Altidore status update thread....

[tTy]

Has anyone heard anything solid on Altidore yet?

[Tyler Durden]

No.

[tGreenWay]

He gone.

[Zapp Brannigan]

Lots of evaluation today apparently.

So Deuce did break his nose last night. Thought that at first but just found confirmation.

[tTy]

Lots of evaluation today apparently.

So Deuce did break his nose last night.  Thought that at first but just found confirmation.

I thought for sure he was going to go HAM and hat trick that bitch up after his face got kicked the **** off his skull.

[kingstonlake]

I thought for sure he was going to go HAM and hat trick that bitch up after his face got kicked the **** off his skull.

Dwayne Wade would have been flown from mid field to the nearest cosmetic surgery clinic.

[Cym Jim]

This just in: he's still shit.

[DroppedByADime]

Lol. GBR is an also-ran despite not having any other real sports for the yellow- toothed " athletes".

Here, in the Nation that houses and feeds your family , boys grow up playing baseball, basketball and football.

We dominate the world in a majority of sports. Keep kidding yourself that your little Island means jack shit athletically.

Lol

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Lol. GBR is an also-ran despite not having any other real sports for the yellow- toothed " athletes".

Here, in the Nation that houses and feeds your family , boys grow up playing baseball, basketball and football.  

We dominate the world in a majority of sports.   Keep kidding yourself that your little Island means jack shit.

Lol

FTFY.

[Cym Jim]

Lol. GBR is an also-ran despite not having any other real sports for the yellow- toothed " athletes".

Here, in the Nation that houses and feeds your family , boys grow up playing baseball, basketball and football.  

We dominate the world in a majority of sports.   Keep kidding yourself that your little Island means jack shit athletically.

Lol

It's awfully early for you to be drinking   

[Cosmo_Kramer]

Dwayne Wade would have been flown from mid field to the nearest cosmetic surgery clinic.

[tTy]

Not much new here....

Mike Foss ‏@themikefoss 11m

Confirmed Dempsey has a 'nasal fracture.' Besler and Altidore both undergoing MRIs today for their hamstring issues.

[tGreenWay]

Not much new here....

Mike Foss ‏@themikefoss 11m

Confirmed Dempsey has a 'nasal fracture.' Besler and Altidore both undergoing MRIs today for their hamstring issues.

Holy Shiite! Is that the mike foss?

[tTy]

Holy Shiite!  Is that the mike foss?

Yup. Notice that there is no = "fake" in his handle.... = confirmed!!!   

[Chitown_Badger]

Holy Shiite!  Is that the mike foss?

yup. the one and only soccer writing and reporting guy Mike Foss. I had to pinch myself as well.

[Punisher98]

This just in: he's still shit.

Another nice choke job the other night for the Brits. Par for the course.....your best overall sport and you guys still blow.

[tTy]

Another nice choke job the other night for the Brits. Par for the course.....your best overall sport and you guys still blow.

Some of their alleged "crosses" at the end of that game looked like 7th grade kickball shit = landing 15 yards behind the damn net.

#Suck

[tGreenWay]

Yup. Notice that there is no = "fake" in his handle.....= confirmed!!!   

I have sworn to make it my life's work to personally take down any fake mike foss I can find. Those sonsabitches.

[tGreenWay]

yup. the one and only soccer writing and reporting guy Mike Foss. I had to pinch myself as well.

It's like a dream come true.

[MJ]

I thought for sure he was going to go HAM and hat trick that bitch up after his face got kicked the **** off his skull.

The funny part is Dempsey does the most flopping of any American, which drives me fucking nuts. Then he actually gets kicked in the face, breaks his nose, actually should have been called for a dangerous play and there was NOTHING.......Nothing but his ass laying there bloody. It made me laugh, karma coming full circle.

[tTy]

Out v. Portugal, but hopefully back at some point during tCup

[Cym Jim]

Out v. Portugal, but hopefully back at some point during tCup

Hopefully he'll be back for the final.

[tTy]

Hopefully he'll be back for the final.

       

[tTy]

Jeremy Schaap ‏@JeremySchaap 3m

Clint Dempsey says he probably won't wear a mask against Portugal to protect broken nose. Has a nice bright shiner too.

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