Washing your ASS in the shower: An underrated pleasure?

https://youtu.be/IF-gYfsT3qU

I’m a germaphobe so I try to only put my hands up there as little as possible.

gHost, if anything you post is actually real, which I most certainly have my doubts, you're certifiable.

Run the bar of soap through my crack also but it's too slippery.  Nothing better than the final wipe after a dump.  Paper folded, not scrunched.  Lightly, back to front, very deep and very slow.  

Not even close to orgasmic but extremely pleasurable, especially when having a bout with hemorrhoids or monkey butt.

Why don’t you guys use wash cloths. This is literally what they are for. Disgusting.

Rocinante wrote:Why don’t you guys use wash cloths. This is literally what they are for. Disgusting.

Wash cloths have caused hemorrhoid episodes in my past...too rough. Just the bar of soap is perfect. Goes through ass hair with no pull or tug.

Fuckin white people

Sometimes i squeeze the body wash up my asshole

Rocinante wrote:Fuckin white people

You've obviously have not camped enough. No one uses a wash cloth when camping. It turns into a lifestyle when you return home.

gHost forgot to mention he uses cucumber-shaped soap. He likes to press his butt cheeks together and run that soap up and down, pretending he’s titty-fucking a heinous cow he picked up just as Rick’s was closing.

Ghost, are you going to go see Belle and Sebastian in Forest Hills on their new tour, bro? 3 new EPs, bro.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Sometimes i squeeze the body wash up my asshole

Now we're talking.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Sometimes i squeeze the body wash up my asshole

Then you have made your own Poopourri for the day. Heady play.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Da Mayor wrote:Ghost, are you going to go see Belle and Sebastian in Forest Hills on their new tour, bro? 3 new EPs, bro.

Probably not. Going to see The Cure in London in July and The Libertines also in England in August. Gotta prioritize - making two trips to England over the summer adds up....

Nice call on the Cure, bro. Ever seen them live before?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Sometimes i squeeze the body wash up my asshole

Like the whole bottle or just the gel? Be explicit. I’m almost there.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Why don’t you guys use wash cloths. This is literally what they are for. Disgusting.

wash clothes collect germs and bacteria bro

That’s why we have washing machines you disgusting heathen.

Rocinante wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote: wash clothes collect germs and bacteria bro

That’s why we have washing machines you disgusting heathen.

Keep your nails trim and clean up back there. Keep a separate soap container to clean your hands after.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Da Mayor wrote:

Nice call on the Cure, bro. Ever seen them live before?

I've seen them a bunch of times, most recently at the Hollywood Bowl in May 2016. Dropped like $300 a ticket for that show. Worth every penny.

Nice. I hope they play From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea, bro. That's my jam.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Why don’t you guys use wash cloths. This is literally what they are for.  Disgusting.

wash clothes collect germs and bacteria bro

Spot-on, literally.

Unless you're using a freshly laundered one every shower, like what theoretically happens in hotels, you're washing yourself with a shit rag.

I just stick with the bar.

Rocinante wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Sometimes i squeeze the body wash up my asshole

Like the whole bottle or just the gel? Be explicit. I’m almost there.

The gel

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

Like the whole bottle or just the gel?  Be explicit. I’m almost there.

The gel

Tease

The Pantry wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:
wash clothes collect germs and bacteria bro

Spot-on, literally.

Unless you're using a freshly laundered one every shower, like what theoretically happens in hotels, you're washing yourself with a shit rag.

I just stick with the bar.

Do you use a nail brush? Cuz you know shit particles get under there right? Just stick a bar of soap all up in your butt. That’s... that’s something.

Look I think it’s really important to understand that no matter what we do we are all constantly swimming in shit particles you guys. That’s why you have an immune system. Try not to think about it too hard. 

Or go all Howard Hughes with it whatever 

That doesn’t mean you should stick your fingers all up in your butt Travis.

I mean. Unless that’s your thing. Then by all means.

Rocinante wrote:

The Pantry wrote:
Spot-on, literally.

Unless you're using a freshly laundered one every shower, like what theoretically happens in hotels, you're washing yourself with a shit rag.

I just stick with the bar.

Do you use a nail brush? Cuz you know shit particles get under there right? Just stick a bar of soap all up in your butt. That’s... that’s something.

So, no shit particles get under your fingernails using a wash cloth? lol

Of course they don’t you disgusting hippy. That’s why you use the fucking thing.

I don’t care if the washcloth I use on my ass gets drowned in bleach and then irradiated for twelve hours; it still isn’t going on my face the next time. If we can have period towels, we sure as fuck can have ass cloths. Better yet, skip the cloth and stick with ass soap.

You know, something about the thread title has been bugging me. Are there other places that men wash their asses besides the shower? Have I been missing out on something?

Floyd Robertson wrote:You know, something about the thread title has been bugging me. Are there other places that men wash their asses besides the shower? Have I been missing out on something?

I suppose I've washed my ass in a lake before, it's just not something I do on the regular.

I wash my ass on the toilet. #teambidet

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I wash my ass on the toilet. #teambidet

Another member of #TeamBidet

#NoBidetNoWay

Oh bidets. I am on that team fo sho.

This thread makes me queasy.

showers are an excellent time to not only clean but also explore your body.

goodbar wrote:showers are an excellent time to not only clean but also explore your body.

Your body is a wonderland bro.

goodbar wrote:showers are an excellent time to not only clean but also explore your body.

Using your whole fist, doc?


Mooooon Riverrrrr...

tGreenWay wrote:

goodbar wrote:showers are an excellent time to not only clean but also explore your body.

Using your whole fist, doc?


Mooooon Riverrrrr...

Played.