Valentine's Day..

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-02-14, 13:07

whatcha got?

I remember breaking up with a girl in 9th grade because I was broke and didn't have money to buy her anything. Valentine's Day.. 502811600

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-14, 13:11

My right hand

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-02-14, 13:14

Forgot to put my wife's card out this morning. Whoops.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-02-14, 13:18

Two cards. One for the kid, one for the wife. Yeah the kid is way to little to know what is going on, but I figured it'll be cool for her to read once she's able to. Plus it should grease the skids for later tonight.

by **steveschneider** 2018-02-14, 13:19

I'm lucky I don't have to celebrate this holiday and the wife gives me a pass. I do a lot for her I just hate Valentines day.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-02-14, 13:19

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Two cards. One for the kid, one for the wife. Yeah the kid is way to little to know what is going on, but I figured it'll be cool for her to read once she's able to. Plus it should grease the skids for later tonight.

we always bought our daughter stuff.. usually a card and some chocolate, etc. This year, we picked her up a new MSU sweatshirt.. getting her geared up for fall.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-02-14, 13:20

Mostly this bob

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/02/14/pennsylvania-pastor-says-he-counseling-naked-man-tied-up-his-car/336309002/

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-02-14, 13:25

I'm laughing. I'm crying.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-02-14, 13:26

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I'm laughing. I'm crying.

by Guest 2018-02-14, 13:28

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Two cards. One for the kid, one for the wife. Yeah the kid is way to little to know what is going on, but I figured it'll be cool for her to read once she's able to. Plus it should grease the skids for later tonight.

Planning on PornHub or YouPorn?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-02-14, 13:30

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Two cards. One for the kid, one for the wife. Yeah the kid is way to little to know what is going on, but I figured it'll be cool for her to read once she's able to. Plus it should grease the skids for later tonight.

Planning on PornHub or YouPorn?

Porn Hub has a little higher quality from my experience.

by Guest 2018-02-14, 13:47

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-02-14, 13:50

LooseGoose wrote:

I got a feeling she won't be the first to need funeral services.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-02-14, 13:57

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Two cards. One for the kid, one for the wife. Yeah the kid is way to little to know what is going on, but I figured it'll be cool for her to read once she's able to. Plus it should grease the skids for later tonight.

Planning on PornHub or YouPorn?

https://mashable.com/2018/02/13/pornhub-premium-free-valentines-day/#lB5liBefTiqu

Pornhub Premium will be free on Valentine's Day. So have at it, romantics.

by **DWags** 2018-02-14, 13:59

Guy walks into our graduate level classes back in the day. Night class, we're all tired, and says, "I'd like to wish all the ladies in the house a happy valentiMes day". yeah, it was funnier when we were in the class.

not valentines
valentimes.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-02-14, 14:34

DWags wrote:Guy walks into our graduate level classes back in the day. Night class, we're all tired, and says, "I'd like to wish all the ladies in the house a happy valentiMes day". yeah, it was funnier when we were in the class.

not valentines
valentimes.

Was his name Leon Phelps?

by **DWags** 2018-02-14, 15:04

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Guy walks into our graduate level classes back in the day. Night class, we're all tired, and says, "I'd like to wish all the ladies in the house a happy valentiMes day". yeah, it was funnier when we were in the class.

not valentines
valentimes.

Was his name Leon Phelps?

Shit, maybe he was doing that and the joke was on me. How old is that? I still say it to my wife. We thought it was him.

by **Death Roe** 2018-02-14, 15:06

The Stugotz is strong in that person.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-02-14, 15:25

by aualum06 2018-02-14, 17:07

Never heard of it

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-02-14, 10:23

by **steveschneider** 2019-02-14, 11:07

steveschneider wrote:I'm lucky I don't have to celebrate this holiday and the wife gives me a pass. I do a lot for her I just hate Valentines day.

I still don't celebrate this lame Hallmark holiday.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2019-02-14, 12:21

Happy Denzel Day everyone.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-02-14, 12:38

steveschneider wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I'm lucky I don't have to celebrate this holiday and the wife gives me a pass. I do a lot for her I just hate Valentines day.

I still don't celebrate this lame Hallmark holiday.

Good for you, Steve.

by **steveschneider** 2019-02-14, 12:40

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I still don't celebrate this lame Hallmark holiday.

Good for you, Steve.

I refuse to show any fealty to our corporate overlords.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-02-14, 12:51

steve would you be my valentine?

by **steveschneider** 2019-02-14, 13:04

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:steve would you be my valentine?

Heh, everyone want's to be my valentine. Sorry folks, this guy doesn't celebrate this corporate holiday.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-02-14, 13:09

Too late. You're my Valentine. I'm Yours.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-02-14, 13:18

steveschneider wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:steve would you be my valentine?

Heh, everyone want's to be my valentine. Sorry folks, this guy doesn't celebrate this corporate holiday.

If it makes you feel any better steve Valentine’s Day dates back to third century Romans well before corporations.

by **steveschneider** 2019-02-14, 13:23

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Heh, everyone want's to be my valentine. Sorry folks, this guy doesn't celebrate this corporate holiday.

If it makes you feel any better steve Valentine’s Day dates back to third century Romans well before corporations.

That is interesting but I won't recognize it in it's current bastardized form. Hey WBH, have you met Travis? He's looking for a bird!

by **steveschneider** 2019-02-14, 13:23

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Too late. You're my Valentine. I'm Yours.

by **Death Roe** 2019-02-14, 13:24

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Too late. You're my Valentine. I'm Yours.

That type of behavior doesn't fly anymore. Your time is up, chief. #HeToo

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-02-14, 15:43

There's probably still time guys.

Valentine’s Day Dinner at White Castle Actually Isn’t the Worst Idea

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-02-14, 15:58

steveschneider wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

If it makes you feel any better steve Valentine’s Day dates back to third century Romans well before corporations.

That is interesting but I won't recognize it in it's current bastardized form. Hey WBH, have you met Travis? He's looking for a bird!

It was different then Steve I’ll give you that.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/topics/valentines-day/history-of-valentines-day-2

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-02-14, 16:15

I love Valentine's Day. I'm gonna go down to the Cheesecake Factory and have a drink. Meet me there Steve?

Valentine's Day.. Be-mine

by **steveschneider** 2019-02-14, 16:48

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I love Valentine's Day. I'm gonna go down to the Cheesecake Factory and have a drink. Meet me there Steve?

I'll be at Hallmark.. Going to watch the sheeple put $$$ in their registers.

by **steveschneider** 2019-02-14, 17:06

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

That is interesting but I won't recognize it in it's current bastardized form. Hey WBH, have you met Travis? He's looking for a bird!

It was different then Steve I’ll give you that.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/topics/valentines-day/history-of-valentines-day-2

I think I'm going to try to lead everyone I know back towards the pagan origins of this Valentines day.

by **kingstonlake** 2019-02-14, 18:38

by Bill Cain 2019-02-14, 20:16

Balls

by **tGreenWay** 2019-02-14, 20:41

steveschneider wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

If it makes you feel any better steve Valentine’s Day dates back to third century Romans well before corporations.

That is interesting but I won't recognize it in it's current bastardized form. Hey WBH, have you met Travis? He's looking for a bird!

I have a bird for Travis...

Hey Travis: Happy Valentines Day. Valentine's Day.. 2809484752

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