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Post by Bill Cain Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:34 pm

I’m on bumble and tinder and it’s just too intimidating for me. I have girls messaging me that they want me to put my meat in Them and it’s just too much. I’m not ready. I’m scared every girl is a psychopath who’ll break my heart. Is it best to start at the bottom to gain some confidence before wading in the sea of diamonds? Is it worth it to take one for the team knowing it will help you mentally?


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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:38 pm

Try Grindr
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Post by Bill Cain Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:40 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Try Grindr

I’m painfully heterosexual. On the Kinsey scale I’m a 0. Exclusively heterosexual. I put women on a pedestal homosexuality is not my problem. I wish I were gay


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Post by CORNER BLITZ Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:40 pm

Good thread. Will read again
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Post by Bill Cain Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:41 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Good thread. Will read again

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Post by Rocinante Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:10 pm

Change your profile pic to one of you making a footlong sub at work and you’ll prolly get more hits in your league.
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Post by y2kMgrad Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:18 pm

Bill Cain wrote:I’m on bumble and tinder and it’s just too intimidating for me. I have girls messaging me that they want me to put my meat in Them and it’s just too much. I’m not ready. I’m scared every girl is a psychopath who’ll break my heart. Is it best to start at the bottom to gain some confidence before wading in the sea of diamonds? Is it worth it to take one for the team knowing it will help you mentally?

So you think the crazies will be less crazy if you bang a fug first?
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Post by The Pantry Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:36 pm

You'd get lots of attention on eHarmony if you're as clever making up personas there.
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Post by tGreenWay Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:05 am

You’ll know her when you find her. Tip: Never say nyet to a busty gemologist.
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Post by tGreenWay Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:06 am

Bill Cain wrote:I’m on bumble and tinder and it’s just too intimidating for me. I have girls messaging me that they want me to put my meat in Them and it’s just too much. I’m not ready. I’m scared every girl is a psychopath who’ll break my heart. Is it best to start at the bottom to gain some confidence before wading in the sea of diamonds? Is it worth it to take one for the team knowing it will help you mentally?

That’s one surefire way to avoid an unwanted pregnancy.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:21 am

Tinder and bumble sucks
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Post by Floyd Robertson Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:10 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Tinder and bumble sucks

Please don't elaborate.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:53 am

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:56 am

Is Farmers Only still around? I don't see their commercials any more. Although I don't watch much TV that has commercials anymore to be honest.
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