If you were a self-respecting middle-aged guy with a goatee and beer gut...

Would you ride one of these?

http://www.wired.com/2014/06/harley-davidson-livewire/







130 mile range but recharges quickly.

Now guys on Harley's can quietly sneak up on peoples' blind spots.

Izzo Court wrote:Now guys on Harley's can quietly sneak up on peoples' blind spots.

It makes a vezuzula sound. This also makes it more exciting to ride.

I certainly would, if I wasn't deathly afraid of motorcycles in general.

SoCal is NOT motorcycle country if you value your life. Nearly every person I know has had to put one down out here. Nah.

Since I am a self-respecting middle-aged guy with a goatee and beer gut.... No, I wouldn't, it's not my style although it is a nice looking bike. My baby is my my 02 Indian Scout.

tMolson wrote:Since I am a self-respecting middle-aged guy with a goatee and beer gut.... No, I wouldn't, it's not my style although it is a nice looking bike.  My baby is my my 02 Indian Scout.

Is Polaris the Co. that owns Victory, and isn't Victory the owner of the Indian Brand now? Who owns whome??

.. would ever NOT go to a RCMB tailgate.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:.. would ever NOT go to a RCMB tailgate.

Do you meet the three criteria? Self-respecting? goatee? Beer gut?

Snake Plissken wrote:
Do you meet the three criteria? Self-respecting? goatee? Beer gut?

all but one..

I can't grow a goatee..   

Self respecting middle aged guys usually have kids and a wife and a mortgage and are responsible to those commitments.

The non-self respecting kind ride motorcycles (of any type).

Too many people are killed on motorcycles. Ban them. Thanks Obama.

So you're asking if an Ohio State fan would ride it?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:.. would ever NOT go to a RCMB tailgate.

Explain ?

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Self respecting middle aged guys usually have kids and a wife and a mortgage and are responsible to those commitments.

The non-self respecting kind ride motorcycles (of any type).

Signing in as a non-self respecting rider of a donor-cycle. For the record, my bear gut is small, I have a beard instead of a goatee and I will stick with my combustion engine motorcycle that has a backrest, cruise control and a CD player.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Self respecting middle aged guys usually have kids and a wife and a mortgage and are responsible to those commitments.

The non-self respecting kind ride motorcycles (of any type).

You sound poor.

I haven't seen a self respecting person with a goatee north of Ohio in about 5 years. It's not like they don't exist, but the person can't be self respecting if they have one.

And the Ohio ones are only self respecting because they're so clueless about how non Duck Dynasty people groom themselves. In another 5 years, they'll be onto the next thing that is out of style.

Americans buy what they want, drive what they want, and groom themselves however they want.
Freedom, bitches! 'murica!

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Self respecting middle aged guys usually have kids and a wife and a mortgage and are responsible to those commitments.

The non-self respecting kind ride motorcycles (of any type).

Kids, wife, mortgage...most people consider that hell. Get fat, have your wife get fat, not be able to live life anymore...lol so many miserable middle age dudes.

It looks beautiful but I don't like the range. I think I am past the age where I could lean forward all day to ride it. I need something that sits me upright with my legs out in front.

JEK wrote:Would you ride one of these? 130 mile range but recharges quickly.

No. You can't pick up the right kind of slut riding an electric bike.

tTito wrote:Too many people are killed on motorcycles. Ban them. Thanks Obama.

BENGHAZI!! IMPEACH OBAMA.

tTito wrote:Too many people are killed on motorcycles. Ban them. Thanks Obama.

Then where would all the organ donars come from?

Trick question. No self-respecting guy has a goatee.

Rodeo Burger wrote:I haven't seen a self respecting person with a goatee north of Ohio in about 5 years.  It's not like they don't exist, but the person can't be self respecting if they have one.  

And the Ohio ones are only self respecting because they're so clueless about how non Duck Dynasty people groom themselves.  In another 5 years, they'll be onto the next thing that is out of style.

it must suck to be a slave to fashion...