Damnit, Bob, keep your pecker in your pants

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Advisory:

ELPD Investigating Report of Indecent Exposure

EAST LANSING, Mich. — The East Lansing Police Department (ELPD) is currently investigating a case of indecent exposure that occurred today, June 25 in an East Lansing neighborhood.
At approximately 2:30 p.m., ELPD received a call from a community member reporting that an individual had exposed himself to people walking down the sidewalk near the 1400 block of Old Mill Road. The suspect is described as a 28- to 32-year-old white male with shoulder length brown hair and "scruffy" facial hair. The suspect was driving a black four-door sedan.

Anyone with information that will assist ELPD in identifying the suspect in this case is encouraged to call (517) 351-4220.

Can't be Bob, he doesn't own a car.

I believe Bob is in his late 40's, but due to his healthy lifestyle, he might look in his 30's.

Though, if Bob had a car, it wouldn't be a sedan. Likely a Subaru hatchback.

With a bike rack, of course!

Hits home, the girl that got flashed is the daughter of a high school classmate of mine. I hope they catch this freak.

Let’s not forget that Bob has previously said he paints a false picture of himself on this board. As an admitted liar, we cannot dismiss Bob as the pervy perp wanted by our local law.

DWags wrote:I’d have never guessed bob was like this. How long do you think he’s been doing this?

Just when you think you know someone from a message board, right?

FWIW, I've been out of town for nearly a week. I can provide flight documents, hotel receipts, and eyewitnesses to support this, If necessary.

(Old Mill Road is kind of a strange place to be flashing people).

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

FWIW, I've been out of town for nearly a week. I can provide flight documents, hotel receipts, and eyewitnesses to support this, If necessary.

(Old Mill Road is kind of a strange place to be flashing people).

Is there a not strange place to be flashing people? Asking for a friend.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

FWIW, I've been out of town for nearly a week. I can provide flight documents, hotel receipts, and eyewitnesses to support this, If necessary.

(Old Mill Road is kind of a strange place to be flashing people).

Is there a not strange place to be flashing people? Asking for a friend.

Chippendale's.

To answer DWags question about how long do we think Bob has been doing this, I’ll only suggest this is not something that someone just starts out of the blue at Bob’s age, so imma say a long, long time.

A long, long, long time.

tGreenWay wrote:A long, long, long time.

really long.. like.. "long" long.

looooong loooooong maaaaaaaan!

Rocinante wrote:looooong loooooong maaaaaaaan!

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

It was so long.

I watched the whole thing the first time. but still half of it this time.

It’s epic man! And the twist! Who saw that coming?!