I got a hot receptionists phone number during happy hour today

Texting back and forth with her right now. Must be because of my pretty face and lowered inhibition. I had my breathalyzer on me so I was in the clear at .08.

I’m just the worst person when alcohol is in me.

My engineer friends are facsinated by me

Problem is she’s 18

You need new material.

Death Roe wrote:You need new material.

You wish I was making this up, don’t you?

I’m not even off my “bipolar disorder” meds and things are already starting to get wild.

Just imagine

Bipolar meds explains a lot. Thanks for being open.

The Pantry wrote:Bipolar meds explains a lot. Thanks for being open.

My ultimate goal as I continue to make bank in sales is to get my masters in social work so I can be counselor for those who have severe mental disorders like schizophrenia, schizoaffective, and bipolar disorder.

One time when I was 18 this hot chick gave me her number at a bar and when I called it was Domino's Pizza.  

I ordered the thin crust.

y2kMgrad wrote:One time when I was 18 this hot chick gave me her number at a bar and when I called it was Domino's Pizza.  

I ordered the thin crust.

I guess that’s better than the “rejection hotline”, that happened once to me before lol. Good news is I was drunk so it didn’t really have any effect on me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_F3-KSJNZw8