If I got a new phone number, what should it be?

Something with an EL prefix? Something with a Tommy Tutone reference?

You should get an international phone number so people think you're mysterious

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You should get an international phone number so people think you're mysterious

People already think I'm mysterious. I wish I could get a phone number with a single digit.

"Call me when you're DTF, babe."
"I will. Very soon. What's your number?"
"Seven."
"What's the rest?"
"That's it. Just seven."
"Oh my God, you're even cooler and more mysterious than I thought. Forget calling you, I'm DTF right now."
"I thought you might be."

Giant Moose wrote:

Let me assure you, He will have nothing to do with me.

867-5309

Change your name to Jenny

GRR Spartan wrote:867-5309

Change your name to Jenny

Already done, but weekends out-of-town only.

My last four digits are 9247. Not joking. Have been for years.

DWags wrote:My last four digits are 9247. Not joking. Have been for years.

As in, "Nein 24/7!"?

Something that spells "boobies" upside down.

Rocinante wrote:Something that spells "boobies" upside down.

I like it. Excellent idea.

666 you fucking heathen.

xsanguine wrote:666 you fucking heathen.

517-LUC-IFER
(517-582-4337)

I'll see if it's available.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:My last four digits are 9247. Not joking. Have been for years.

As in, "Nein 24/7!"?

Well I never thought of that, but mine spells wags.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

As in, "Nein 24/7!"?

Well I never thought of that, but mine spells wags.

Well, how do you like them apples? I never checked to see what it spelled out. Was that done intentionally or just a happy coincidence?

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:

Well I never thought of that, but mine spells wags.

Well, how do you like them apples? I never checked to see what it spelled out. Was that done intentionally or just a happy coincidence?

Yeah, I always asked if a certain number was available. I had 9247 in East Lansing in the 80's. Then, on the East Side here, I got a cell phone in the early 90's. Back then you could ask for a number. You can't now. So, I always had that nyumber. And no, I don't use it for a password.

my number is 517.John.316

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my number is 517.John.316

Years ago, one of my wife's friends was big slut. We were at a bar and when we exchanged phone numbers I always would just read the first three numbers off and then say - - - wags. We started laughing when she said her's spelled out big slut. 244-7588, she hadn't realized that.

DWags wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my number is 517.John.316

Years ago, one of my wife's friends was big slut. We were at a bar and when we exchanged phone numbers I always would just read the first three numbers off and then say - - - wags. We started laughing when she said her's spelled out big slut. 244-7588, she hadn't realized that.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Well, how do you like them apples? I never checked to see what it spelled out. Was that done intentionally or just a happy coincidence?

Yeah, I always asked if a certain number was available. I had 9247 in East Lansing in the 80's. Then, on the East Side here, I got a cell phone in the early 90's. Back then you could ask for a number. You can't now. So, I always had that nyumber. And no, I don't use it for a password.

I know. At AT&T, they'll show you a screen of available numbers, but it's slim pickings.
And BTW, since goodbar doesn't post here a lot, I'll throw this out there in his memory: West Side > East Side

DWags wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my number is 517.John.316

Years ago, one of my wife's friends was big slut. We were at a bar and when we exchanged phone numbers I always would just read the first three numbers off and then say - - - wags. We started laughing when she said her's spelled out big slut. 244-7588, she hadn't realized that.

Is that still the big sluts number? Also, is she still a big slut?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my number is 517.John.316

So you're the dude in the rainbow wig wandering around the neighborhood.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

DWags wrote:

Years ago, one of my wife's friends was big slut. We were at a bar and when we exchanged phone numbers I always would just read the first three numbers off and then say - - - wags. We started laughing when she said her's spelled out big slut. 244-7588, she hadn't realized that.

Is that still the big sluts number? Also, is she still a big slut?

Hey. This is my thread. I get first crack at big slut. Start a thread and get your own whore.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Is that still the big sluts number? Also, is she still a big slut?

Hey. This is my thread. I get first crack at big slut. Start a thread and get your own whore.

From the sound of it there's more than enough big slut for both of us. Sharing is caring.

I'm the most handsome so I get first dibs on the whore.

There are no dibs when it comes to sluts. You dudes should know that by now

478-5277

Okay, no dibs on the big slut, but I'm going first. I'll be damned if I'm going after Travis--probably literally.

tGreenWay wrote:Okay, no dibs on the big slut, but I'm going first. I'll be damned if I'm going after Travis--probably literally.  

Genital Warts isn't a death sentence Greenway.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Okay, no dibs on the big slut, but I'm going first. I'll be damned if I'm going after Travis--probably literally.  

Genital Warts isn't a death sentence Greenway.

How do you feel about oral herpes breakouts?

The Pantry wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Genital Warts isn't a death sentence Greenway.

How do you feel about oral herpes breakouts?

I could take em or leave em