So I just learned that my dad got shot at 15 years old

Went to a bar that my dads high school best friend manages and he told me my dad got shot in the leg at 15 years old and wore the same jeans everyday with a hole in them just so everyone would know how much of a badass he was. Don’t know if I should believe him as he dumped all of his friends after he met my mom and a bunch of his friends were getting into heroin at the time.

Never told me

He didn't trust you

The Pantry wrote:He didn't trust you

But why? Probably because he thought I would tell all my friends and the word would get out. The manager said immediately, “I shouldn’t have told you that” lol.

You never noticed a scar or that he walked funny?

He never noticed because it didn't happen.

Upper thigh wound. I personally think he’s mistaking my dad for someone else

You just said he had a hole in his jeans so everyone would know what a badass he was.

Bill Cain wrote:

The Pantry wrote:He didn't trust you

But why? Probably because he thought I would tell all my friends and the word would get out. The manager said immediately, “I shouldn’t have told you that” lol.

Well you just told a huge group of strangers. So....

It’s true.....

He was actually 13 and a cop shot him. He sued and won the lawsuit

Fake news. All of it.

Bill Cain wrote:

The Pantry wrote:He didn't trust you

But why?

Maybe because you're a terrible son?

Senior Dickfist wrote:Fake news.  All of it.

Pretty much.  Sometimes I just ignore, but I'm hung over today and scannning shit to see if I made an ass of myself, so I chimed in.  He's OTPT's favorite poster at present I think.

DWags wrote:

Senior Dickfist wrote:Fake news.  All of it.

Pretty much.  Sometimes I just ignore, but I'm hung over today and scannning shit to see if I made an ass of myself, so I chimed in.  He's OTPT's favorite poster at present I think.

You’re usually an entertaining drunk.

I believe Bill.

DWags wrote:

Senior Dickfist wrote:Fake news.  All of it.

Pretty much.  Sometimes I just ignore, but I'm hung over today and scannning shit to see if I made an ass of myself, so I chimed in.  He's OTPT's favorite poster at present I think.

I love reading a post after a bender and not remembering writing it.

Edited to add which is most days that end in "y"....

Senior Dickfist wrote:

DWags wrote:


Pretty much.  Sometimes I just ignore, but I'm hung over today and scannning shit to see if I made an ass of myself, so I chimed in.  He's OTPT's favorite poster at present I think.

I love reading a post after a bender and not remembering writing it.

Edited to add which is most days that end in "y"....

I was three sheets to the wind Friday. Was happy to wake up and see that all I did was post on here about the tigers game.

Was on the tee at a golf course outside of Phoenix about 30 years ago. There were 5-6 guys with shotguns out in the scrub on the outskirts of the course. Not sure if they were hunting something or just out fucking around. Was keeping an eye on them when one of the idiots points his gun in our direction and pulled the trigger. Saw a trail of dust bunnies headed right at us. Some of the shot hit the side of the cart my wife was sitting in and some hit me in the shins. Fortunately they were far enough away that no damage was done. Yelled some expletives at the asshole then hopped back in the cart and took off.

The Pantry wrote:Was on the tee at a golf course outside of Phoenix about 30 years ago. There were 5-6 guys with shotguns out in the scrub on the outskirts of the course. Not sure if they were hunting something or just out fucking around. Was keeping an eye on them when one of the idiots points his gun in our direction and pulled the trigger. Saw a trail of dust bunnies headed right at us. Some of the shot hit the side of the cart my wife was sitting in and some hit me in the shins. Fortunately they were far enough away that no damage was done. Yelled some expletives at the asshole then hopped back in the cart and took off.

That’s why we should always be carrying. I would have fired back.

tGreenWay wrote:I believe Bill.

Bill works in sales. In ten years he’s going to be an elite baller with two flat screens in his basement. First he just had to overcome some psychological issues. Go Bill!

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:


Pretty much.  Sometimes I just ignore, but I'm hung over today and scannning shit to see if I made an ass of myself, so I chimed in.  He's OTPT's favorite poster at present I think.

You’re usually an entertaining drunk.

Much better than an angry one or a weepy one.

Did they look like the jeans on the right?



edit: why does this site cut the pictures off like that?

y2kMgrad wrote:

edit: why does this site cut the pictures off like that?

Because the image is huge and this site doesn't auto resize images?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:

edit: why does this site cut the pictures off like that?

Because the image is huge and this site doesn't auto resize images?

Or maybe I just suck at the interwebs. You can see it with Hoversee though!

steveschneider wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Was on the tee at a golf course outside of Phoenix about 30 years ago. There were 5-6 guys with shotguns out in the scrub on the outskirts of the course. Not sure if they were hunting something or just out fucking around. Was keeping an eye on them when one of the idiots points his gun in our direction and pulled the trigger. Saw a trail of dust bunnies headed right at us. Some of the shot hit the side of the cart my wife was sitting in and some hit me in the shins. Fortunately they were far enough away that no damage was done. Yelled some expletives at the asshole then hopped back in the cart and took off.

That’s why we should always be carrying. I would have fired back.

Met a friend of a friend at a golf course north of Romeo years ago. He had a shotgun in his club bag. Said he used it for pheasants.

The Pantry wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

That’s why we should always be carrying. I would have fired back.

Met a friend of a friend at a golf course north of Romeo years ago. He had a shotgun in his club bag. Said he used it for pheasants.

That reminds me - I was quite proud of that young lad in Greta Van Fleet when I watched the concert video. He was sporting a Made in Michigan touch - had a couple of pheasant feathers tied into his hair.

y2kMgrad wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Because the image is huge and this site doesn't auto resize images?

Or maybe I just suck at the interwebs. You can see it with Hoversee though!

You just have to use the super secret resizing code inside the opening image tag. Imagine left/right angle brackets on each end of this.

img(800px,500px)

800px is for width and 500px is for height. Those are the dimensions I usually use for landscape pictures before previewing and adjusting, but keep in mind I'm usually on a tablet using full web version.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:

Or maybe I just suck at the interwebs. You can see it with Hoversee though!

You just have to use the super secret resizing code inside the opening image tag. Imagine left/right angle brackets on each end of this.

img(800px,500px)

800px is for width and 500px is for height. Those are the dimensions I usually use for landscape pictures before previewing and adjusting, but keep in mind I'm usually on a tablet using full web version.

Fixed it, thanks!

y2kMgrad wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

You just have to use the super secret resizing code inside the opening image tag. Imagine left/right angle brackets on each end of this.

img(800px,500px)

800px is for width and 500px is for height. Those are the dimensions I usually use for landscape pictures before previewing and adjusting, but keep in mind I'm usually on a tablet using full web version.

Fixed it, thanks!

No problem! That's what I get paid for here.

Bill Cain wrote:Went to a bar that my dads high school best friend manages and he told me my dad got shot in the leg at 15 years old and wore the same jeans everyday with a hole in them just so everyone would know how much of a badass he was. Don’t know if I should believe him as he dumped all of his friends after he met my mom and a bunch of his friends were getting into heroin at the time.

Never told me

Musta been wearing Chucks

D+ story. Apply yourself.