Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 14:29

And who did you go through? Male or female, of course.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-08-15, 14:34

Like, north of Clare?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 14:35

Lol. My bad. Traverse City area.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 14:41

Also maybe I’m new school but for $250-$300 a girl to dance naked is a fucking sham. You old guys are/were something

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-08-15, 14:42

I went to Micelli's in Harrison once or twice in about 2004. Would not recommend hiring from there, from what I recall.

by Guest 2018-08-15, 15:14

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Lol. My bad. Traverse City area.

I think there's one gentlemen's club in TC - I'd start there now that our overlords have shut down Backpage and Craig's adult section.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2018-08-15, 15:38

#NotMyOverlord

by **tGreenWay** 2018-08-15, 16:11

We’re redefining the start of Up North from Clare to just south of White Hall and Montague. Fuck it, Bob needs to experience Up North at least once in his life.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-08-15, 16:27

tGreenWay wrote:We’re redefining the start of Up North from Clare to just south of White Hall and Montague. Fuck it, Bob needs to experience Up North at least once in his life.

Fair enough.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-08-15, 16:35

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:We’re redefining the start of Up North from Clare to just south of White Hall and Montague. Fuck it, Bob needs to experience Up North at least once in his life.

Fair enough.

I’m nothing if not fair.

by **The Pantry** 2018-08-15, 16:59

tGreenWay wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Fair enough.

I’m nothing if not fair.

You are nothing if not wrong.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-08-15, 17:19

There's a place near Torch Lake (East side) called The Crossroads. Do not hire her if she works there.

by **NigelUno** 2018-08-15, 17:25

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:There's a place near Torch Lake (East side) called The Crossroads. Do not hire her if she works there.

I've heard that place is more south of Torch Lake. Pretty close to M-72.

by **Cameron** 2018-08-15, 17:45

If you need male strippers, I'm available. My rates are quite reasonable, I assure you.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2018-08-15, 18:03

Floyd Robertson wrote:I went to Micelli's in Harrison once or twice in about 2004. Would not recommend hiring from there, from what I recall.

That's what I thought of when he said up north strippers. I went there once. That was one too many times, but back in the 90s, driving up 27 from Lansing a few times per year, I'd always see their signs and curiosity got the best of me. Just. not. good.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 18:08

So I’ve never ordered a stripper before? I should call an actual strip club and ask? I just called some random 1-800 number on google and was quoted $600 for 2 girls.

by Guest 2018-08-15, 18:28

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:So I’ve never ordered a stripper before? I should call an actual strip club and ask? I just called some random 1-800 number on google and was quoted $600 for 2 girls.

I would recommend you skip the strippers entirely.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-08-15, 18:33

Cameron wrote:If you need male strippers, I'm available. My rates are quite reasonable, I assure you.

That’s because you charge by the inch.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-08-15, 18:34

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:So I’ve never ordered a stripper before? I should call an actual strip club and ask? I just called some random 1-800 number on google and was quoted $600 for 2 girls.

I would recommend you skip the strippers entirely.

This. Go for the hookers.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-08-15, 18:35

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I’m nothing if not fair.
You are nothing if not wrong.

Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan? 502811600

You’re a stubborn old coot.

by Senior Dickfist 2018-08-15, 18:42

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:So I’ve never ordered a stripper before? I should call an actual strip club and ask? I just called some random 1-800 number on google and was quoted $600 for 2 girls.

That price better include some bj's or so I've been told.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 19:12

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:So I’ve never ordered a stripper before? I should call an actual strip club and ask? I just called some random 1-800 number on google and was quoted $600 for 2 girls.

I would recommend you skip the strippers entirely.

I don’t know, I’m not really a fan of the whole strip club strippers thing but i think it would be rich to watch from a far. I’ll be so out of my mind this weekend it won’t matter either way. It’s for the bachelor, not me.

by **The Pantry** 2018-08-15, 19:34

Goose is right. Skip the strippers and go straight for the hookers.

Make sure to ask how much extra it costs to have them arrive shaved.

by Guest 2018-08-15, 19:37

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I would recommend you skip the strippers entirely.

I don’t know, I’m not really a fan of the whole strip club strippers thing but i think it would be rich to watch from a far. I’ll be so out of my mind this weekend it won’t matter either way. It’s for the bachelor, not me.

So you're going to be in TC? Are you going boating with TempeTantrum?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 19:39

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I don’t know, I’m not really a fan of the whole strip club strippers thing but i think it would be rich to watch from a far. I’ll be so out of my mind this weekend it won’t matter either way. It’s for the bachelor, not me.

So you're going to be in TC? Are you going boating with TempeTantrum?

30 minutes south of TC. May just have to figure out a way to get to Fantasys. Boating would be one way to put it. Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan? 502811600

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 19:57

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

So you're going to be in TC? Are you going boating with TempeTantrum?

30 minutes south of TC. May just have to figure out a way to get to Fantasys. Boating would be one way to put it.

Goose can you pick us up in the RV? Copemish to TC and back? How much?

by Guest 2018-08-15, 20:08

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

30 minutes south of TC. May just have to figure out a way to get to Fantasys. Boating would be one way to put it.

Goose can you pick us up in the RV? Copemish to TC and back? How much?

I think a van Uber might be cheaper - Copemish is over 100 miles west of me.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-08-15, 20:47

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

So you're going to be in TC? Are you going boating with TempeTantrum?

30 minutes south of TC. May just have to figure out a way to get to Fantasys. Boating would be one way to put it.

Please note: Boating and motorboating aren’t always the same thing.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 20:56

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Goose can you pick us up in the RV? Copemish to TC and back? How much?

I think a van Uber might be cheaper - Copemish is over 100 miles west of me.

There ain’t no uber in copemish lol!

by **DWags** 2018-08-15, 21:30

There's a novel idea! Strippers. Good shit. Sounds like a blast.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 21:46

DWags wrote:There's a novel idea! Strippers. Good shit. Sounds like a blast.

by aualum06 2018-08-15, 21:55

Floyd Robertson wrote:I went to Micelli's in Harrison once or twice in about 2004. Would not recommend hiring from there, from what I recall.

That was a bad idea

by Guest 2018-08-15, 21:59

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I think a van Uber might be cheaper - Copemish is over 100 miles west of me.

There ain’t no uber in copemish lol!

There is in TC.....

by **DWags** 2018-08-15, 22:03

Floyd Robertson wrote:I went to Micelli's in Harrison once or twice in about 2004. Would not recommend hiring from there, from what I recall.

Was the stripper Amish?

by Bill Cain 2018-08-15, 22:10

If you’re good looking enough, you’ll have no problem just using tinder or bumble

by **The Pantry** 2018-08-15, 22:14

DWags wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:I went to Micelli's in Harrison once or twice in about 2004. Would not recommend hiring from there, from what I recall.

Was the stripper Amish?

From what I've heard of Amish strippers in Shipshewana, IN they actually take off their bonnets

by **InTenSity** 2018-08-15, 23:12

I was in traverse today. Not sure I saw anyone you want to see stripping. Then again, I want at any adult establishments. Also, no uber at torch lake. I lost $400 at turtle creek, so your call about that.

by **y2kMgrad** 2018-08-15, 23:32

We had a bachelor party weekend at Houghton Lake one time and they had strippers drive up from Lansing at like 2am one night. That was...interesting. They came with a huge "bodyguard" who stood in the corner of the cabin and was clearly strapped and the girls were as drunk as we were after drinking all day on the lake. They did some pretty raunchy shit to each other on the floor and then gave out lap dances until one of the girls had an "accident" on the best man's leg. Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan? 502811600

I don't know what company he used or how he even found them but I definitely wouldn't recommend them even if I did.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-08-15, 23:34

y2kMgrad wrote:We had a bachelor party weekend at Houghton Lake one time and they had strippers drive up from Lansing at like 2am one night. That was...interesting. They came with a huge "bodyguard" who stood in the corner of the cabin and was clearly strapped and the girls were as drunk as we were after drinking all day on the lake. They did some pretty raunchy shit to each other on the floor and then gave out lap dances until one of the girls had an "accident" on the best man's leg.

I don't know what company he used or how he even found them but I definitely wouldn't recommend them even if I did.

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If there is any chance you find out the company, I'd be quite grateful.

by **DWags** 2018-08-15, 23:36

Ym2k. Holy shit. Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan? 502811600

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