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Is it because I’m old or ugly?

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Post by Bill Cain 2018-09-05, 17:24

I went on a college campus today (not MSUs) and none of the hot girls even gave me a glance. I tried to give them a glance and they just looked the other way. When I was 19 years old at MSU there were 18 year old girls who smiled at me walking on campus. Is it because I’m 24 going to be 25 in a few months? At least I talked to a couple of them but I was making all the effort...sigh

All of the girls I match up with on tinder/bumble are 22-26 too



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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-09-05, 17:46

Cool beans.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2018-09-05, 18:26

Yes
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2018-09-05, 18:27

When you're that old you need to start wearing heavy gold chains to attract the younguns.
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Post by Senior Dickfist 2018-09-05, 18:39

Jake from State Farm wrote:When you're that old you need to start wearing heavy gold chains to attract the younguns.

And don't forget to never use the top three buttons on your shirt, but since you likely wear a wife beater that shouldn't be an issue.
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-05, 18:47

The stench of your desperation makes women want to throw up. It’s almost as bad as Turtleneck’s cologne.
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Post by The Pantry 2018-09-05, 19:07

Either get a dog or a job with one of the dog walking service companies.

I'm thinking the latter because your own dog would probably hate you after a day or two.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2018-09-05, 20:42

Idk why I'm replying to this, but ugly would be my guess
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-05, 20:57

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Idk why I'm replying to this, but ugly would be my guess

The obvious answer is both.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2018-09-05, 22:30

Can easily still pull though 20s
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Post by Death Roe 2018-09-05, 22:35

You just suck at talking to them. I got a few of them to buy me drinks for getting married soon. You're a beta.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2018-09-05, 22:38

tGreenWay wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:Idk why I'm replying to this, but ugly would be my guess

The obvious answer is both.
Don't forget boring, too
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2018-09-05, 22:49

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The obvious answer is both.
Don't forget boring, too

Creepy
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-06, 01:53

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The obvious answer is both.
Don't forget boring, too

This.
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-06, 01:54

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:
Don't forget boring, too

Creepy

And this.
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Post by By-Tor 2018-09-06, 07:56

You’re not a daddy figure yet. You’re actually too young. Can’t help you with the ugly part.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2018-09-06, 11:50

By-Tor wrote:You’re not a daddy figure yet. You’re actually too young. Can’t help you with the ugly part.

I doubt that. Im old and HAWT and young chicks aren't all over me.


(Actually, I haven't been single like EVER... wouldn't know how to get laid if I had to. So that may be a part of it.)
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Post by Rocinante 2018-09-06, 12:11

desperation has an odor.
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Post by Izzo Court 2018-09-06, 14:29

When I said you should peg your pants I was joking.
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-09-06, 17:55

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
By-Tor wrote:You’re not a daddy figure yet. You’re actually too young. Can’t help you with the ugly part.

I doubt that. Im old and HAWT and young chicks aren't all over me.


(Actually, I haven't been single like EVER... wouldn't know how to get laid if I had to. So that may be a part of it.)

Just follow your dick. It will lead you to the holy holey land.
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