Jobbie Nooner

by MrMojoRisin 2014-06-27, 10:17

I don't live in the D or own a boat. Anyone here attend? Kendra Lust has her sweet ass there

Jobbie Nooner 5i3izv10

by **Turtleneck** 2014-06-27, 10:20

I recently read some articles about her. She apparently lives in metro D.

by **kingstonlake** 2014-06-27, 10:26

Think Mardi Gras in a toilet bowl big enough for boats.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-06-27, 10:28

kingstonlake wrote:Think Mardi Gras in a toilet bowl big enough for boats.

I have always imagined it to be an unofficial UM fanfest.

by MrMojoRisin 2014-06-27, 10:30

She is at Tycoons tonight and Saturday. Hot chick
Jobbie Nooner 9ea81910

by MrMojoRisin 2014-06-27, 10:33

by **NigelUno** 2014-06-27, 10:35

kingstonlake wrote:Think Mardi Gras in a toilet bowl big enough for boats.

blanch is on the way!

by **Cym Jim** 2014-06-27, 11:01

MrMojoRisin wrote:She is at Tycoons tonight and Saturday. Hot chick

Does she get an AARP discount?

by MrMojoRisin 2014-06-27, 12:53

Cym Jim wrote:
Does she get an AARP discount?

Explain Jim

by **Turtleneck** 2014-06-27, 12:58

MrMojoRisin wrote:
Explain Jim

Not even Jim can explain Jim.

by Hut1hut2 2014-06-27, 13:15

Meth heads + boats = nobody home downriver

by MasonGuy 2014-06-27, 13:17

Maybe, but that chick has got it going on....

by **Turtleneck** 2014-06-27, 13:28

MasonGuy wrote:Maybe, but that chick has got it going on.....

She has a daughter named Stacy.

by **Blanch32** 2014-06-27, 14:25

NigelUno wrote:

blanch is on the way!

Never been my parrothead

by **NigelUno** 2014-06-27, 14:35

Blanch32 wrote:

Never been my parrothead

Why not? No tennis courts?

Sounds like your kind of crowd.

by **Blanch32** 2014-06-27, 14:44

NigelUno wrote:

Why not? No tennis courts?

Sounds like your kind of crowd.

People frenzying is always my crowd

by MrMojoRisin 2014-06-30, 22:25

by **The Pantry** 2014-06-30, 23:00

Guy at the bottom left...

Jobbie Nooner Jobbie10

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-06-30, 23:34

Jobbie Nooner may be white trash but honestly I would love to go and I think it would be a blast for the people watching alone. I ain't too proud. I would just need to get drunk enough to forget that I was wading in human filth.

by **GRR Spartan** 2014-07-01, 07:06

I've gone twice.

The photo's posted represent 1% of the female attendees. Add 20-30 pounds (sometimes more) plus some tattoos and you will be closer to who showed up.

Lots of beer and you nailed it on the filth. A lot of beer, a lot of people in the water and no bathrooms.

by **kingstonlake** 2014-07-01, 09:27

GRR Spartan wrote:I've gone twice.

The photo's posted represent 1% of the female attendees. Add 20-30 pounds (sometimes more) plus some tattoos and you will be closer to who showed up.

Lots of beer and you nailed it on the filth. A lot of beer, a lot of people in the water and no bathrooms.

So basically a Kid Rock concert minus the boats and water?

by **goodbar** 2014-07-01, 10:20

kingstonlake wrote:

So basically a Kid Rock concert minus the boats and water?

basically its what juggalos do when they're not in makeup.

by **Keith Stone** 2014-07-01, 10:32

You all are missing the reality of the event.

Jobbie Nooner Magnuson-fat-family

by Senior Dickfist 2014-07-01, 11:38

Maybe, Keith, but if you drink enough Keystone Light, the girls in your picture will start to look more like the girls in the previous pictures. You should try this little experiment and let me know how it works.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-07-01, 21:56

goodbar wrote:

basically its what juggalos do when they're not in makeup.

Jobbie Nooner 550-lake-heptatitis-gathering-of-the-juggalos-4674

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-07-15, 13:20

Lake St. Clair makes list of top party lakes.

America's 10 greatest party lakes

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-06-23, 07:22

Roberta Jasina ‏@Robertanews 7m7 minutes ago
Hide the children. The Jobbie Nooner is tomorrow. Gull Island. Nudity. Drinking. Boats. "The Mardi Gras of the Midwest." Be safe.

by **Motown Spartan** 2016-06-23, 08:37

I went once 18 years ago and the penis to pussy ratio was 50:1. Never been back.

by Guest 2016-06-23, 08:38

Floyd Robertson wrote:Roberta Jasina ‏@Robertanews 7m7 minutes ago
Hide the children. The Jobbie Nooner is tomorrow. Gull Island. Nudity. Drinking. Boats. "The Mardi Gras of the Midwest." Be safe.

Used to be depraved, from what I've seen now there's too many coppers.

by **Motown Spartan** 2016-06-23, 08:47

Floyd Robertson wrote:Lake St. Clair makes list of top party lakes.

America's 10 greatest party lakes

Which means white trash.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-06-24, 02:25

Floyd Robertson wrote:Roberta Jasina ‏@Robertanews 7m7 minutes ago
Hide the children. The Jobbie Nooner is tomorrow. Gull Island. Nudity. Drinking. Boats. "The Mardi Gras of the Midwest." Be safe.

Riiiight, the same way downtown Pontiac was Bourbon Street North the night before Super Bowl XVI.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-06-23, 06:08

Today's the day! Rejoice!

by **Turtleneck** 2017-06-23, 08:05

Floyd Robertson wrote:Today's the day! Rejoice!

Have fun, Floyd!

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-06-23, 08:29

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Today's the day! Rejoice!

Have fun, Floyd!

I will not be there, Turtleneck. I'm working and don't own a boat anyway. I just like to live vicariously through all the trashy pictures.

by **DWags** 2017-06-23, 08:48

Youngest has a summer job filling up boats at a marina gas station. She doesn't seem very impressed with the JN's although she did say some were funny last year. They don't tip I guess.

by **Rocinante** 2017-06-23, 11:15

DWags wrote:Youngest has a summer job filling up boats at a marina gas station. She doesn't seem very impressed with the JN's although she did say some were funny last year. They don't tip I guess.

What a shock.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-06-23, 12:26

I bet Floyd is having a great time right now.

by **Rocinante** 2017-06-23, 12:58

It's so fun to swim in a giant urinal.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-06-23, 14:22

First time I read about it, I thought it would be fun, because naked women. Then, I googled pics of previous JN. No longer interested and went to doc for a shot of penicillin in my eyes.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-06-23, 14:24

I don't know what this is, exactly, but from what I can tell, it sounds like my idea of hell on Earth.

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