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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-06-10, 10:48

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/06/10/jobbie-nooner-2020-michigan/5318550002/

I imagine we'll be trying different things and smoking funny things and splashing through the sand bar.

Turtleneck, you bring the Bud Light. Bob, make sure you iron all of your flags so we can fly them from the stern of Nordy's boat. OTPT and Cameron can supply the drugs. Everyone else sign up for an item to bring:

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Post by steveschneider on 2020-06-10, 11:00

I'll bring the American flag swim trunks and the nose sunscreen.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-06-10, 11:03

I have always envisioned JN as a kind of UM fan fest.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-06-10, 11:03

Sign me up to bring the bleach jello shots.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-06-10, 11:05

Excellent idea Floyd! I bet we could even sell those, they'd go like hotcakes.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-06-10, 11:07

Who is the bringing the Kid Rock to play on loop all day?
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-06-10, 11:12

I'll bring the Axe Body Spray in the fragrance 'Excite'. Good News guys - Jobbie Nooner Covid edition is a GO! 3557613862
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-06-10, 11:17

Turtleneck wrote:Who is the bringing the Kid Rock to play on loop all day?

I know back in the day we didn't have no internet TN but man you should not forget that it's 2020 and we can just stream it from our phones. Pretty sure's Nordy's boat has BT capabilities.
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Post by Motown Spartan on 2020-06-10, 11:19

I went once, like 20 years ago, and camped on the beach in a very small tent. I’ll never go back, of course, I’m a bit old now.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-10, 11:30

I got lung herpes just reading about it.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2020-06-10, 11:53

tGreenWay wrote:I got lung herpes just reading about it.

Next time, use your eyes when reading.  Much more effective and safe.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2020-06-10, 11:55

I have a boat, but it's not big and only has 4 seats. I can swing through E.L. on the way to the east side. I'll pickup tGreenWay and Bob. That leaves 1 empty seat. Who's in for genital herpes!?
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Post by Motown Spartan on 2020-06-10, 12:14

Senior Dickfist wrote:I have a boat, but it's not big and only has 4 seats. I can swing through E.L. on the way to the east side. I'll pickup tGreenWay and Bob. That leaves 1 empty seat. Who's in for genital herpes!?

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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-06-10, 12:37

Maybe we could pool some money and get one of these?

http://www.petronav.net/container-ships-for-sale

Cam probably knows a site where we can get one for $96.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-06-10, 12:42

I picked up one of these so we can keep our backs free of sweat and just showing off our luxurious mane’s of hair back there as God intended

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FYMWWK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_P0q4EbH6Y5Q0V
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-06-10, 13:03

That's for horses, Travis. Please take this seriously.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-06-10, 13:07

Turtleneck wrote:That's for horses, Travis. Please take this seriously.

Show me the man in here that doesn’t need a horse sweat scraper for their back

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-10, 13:08

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/06/10/jobbie-nooner-2020-michigan/5318550002/

I imagine we'll be trying different things and smoking funny things and splashing through the sand bar.

Turtleneck, you bring the Bud Light. Bob, make sure you iron all of your flags so we can fly them from the stern of Nordy's boat. OTPT and Cameron can supply the drugs. Everyone else sign up for an item to bring:

Rumchata
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Pee stick
STDs
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Red Solo Cups
20 lb bag of ice
are you referring to my collection of American flags, Confederate flags, MAGA flags or my "Don't Tread On Me" flags?
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-06-10, 13:21

What is a pee stick?

😂
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-06-10, 13:27

Rocinante wrote:What is a pee stick?

😂

Isn't that a pregnancy test?
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-06-10, 13:28

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Rocinante wrote:What is a pee stick?

😂

Isn't that a pregnancy test?


I don’t know Floyd. That’s why I asked.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-06-10, 13:29

Rocinante wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Isn't that a pregnancy test?


I don’t know Floyd. That’s why I asked.

Well, that's always been my understanding, Roc.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-06-10, 13:38

No I mean it's just a PVC pipe. Figure it out.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-06-10, 13:48

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:No I mean it's just a PVC pipe. Figure it out.

Oh god I'm never going in the water again.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-06-10, 13:54

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:That's for horses, Travis. Please take this seriously.

Show me the man in here that doesn’t need a horse sweat scraper for their back

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The urine content of that water....no thanks.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-06-10, 14:25

That’s what the pee stick is for
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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-06-10, 14:36

I could see a mutated version of coronavirus emerging. Covid-313
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-06-10, 14:37

kingstonlake wrote:I could see a mutated version of coronavirus emerging. Covid-313

Good News guys - Jobbie Nooner Covid edition is a GO! 502811600


Covid in the D.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-06-10, 15:02

Pretty sure it’s more of a 586 thing tbh
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-10, 15:41

I swear to god, I think I'd rather go to a RCMB tailgate function.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-06-10, 16:07

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I swear to god, I think I'd rather go to a RCMB tailgate function.

Are those tailgates different?
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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-06-10, 16:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Pretty sure it’s more of a 586 thing tbh

Don’t be dissin the 734 bro.
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-06-10, 16:51

Motown Spartan wrote:I went once, like 20 years ago, and camped on the beach in a very small tent. I’ll never go back, of course, I’m a bit old now.
Went a couple times in the early/mid 80's. Worked for a job shop so it was legitimate. Funny thing was the son of the company owner took 6-8 of us on his dad's sailboat. JN was pretty civilized back then. Nowhere near the crowds in pics I've seen since.
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Post by Motown Spartan on 2020-06-10, 17:14

The Pantry wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:I went once, like 20 years ago, and camped on the beach in a very small tent. I’ll never go back, of course, I’m a bit old now.
Went a couple times in the early/mid 80's. Worked for a job shop so it was legitimate. Funny thing was the son of the company owner took 6-8 of us on his dad's sailboat. JN was pretty civilized back then. Nowhere near the crowds in pics I've seen since.

I saw a lot of boobies and vaginas being licked by women.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-10, 17:17

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Excellent idea Floyd! I bet we could even sell those, they'd go like hotcakes.



I could go for some hot cakes right now.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-10, 17:29

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I picked up one of these so we can keep our backs free of sweat and just showing off our luxurious mane’s of back hair there as God intended

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FYMWWK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_P0q4EbH6Y5Q0V


Edited for accuracy.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2020-06-10, 17:34



Look at the picture from Jobbie Nooner.  Of course Kid Rock is there...with his butt crack hanging out.  Look at the bottom of the picture, just right of center.
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-06-10, 17:36

Motown Spartan wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Went a couple times in the early/mid 80's. Worked for a job shop so it was legitimate. Funny thing was the son of the company owner took 6-8 of us on his dad's sailboat. JN was pretty civilized back then. Nowhere near the crowds in pics I've seen since.

I saw a lot of boobies and vaginas being licked by women.
Sounds refreshing.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-06-26, 09:52

Today's the big day!

No attempt at enforcing social distancing, and Canadians should stay away. Macomb gonna be lightin' up with the rona in a couple of weeks - beware Wags!

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/06/25/covid-19-law-enforcement-virus-jobbie-nooner/3257391001/

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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-26, 10:47

I hope instagram’s vaccinations are all up to date, cuz it’s about to get blasted with all sorts of icky photo bugs.
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