tSwill Injury Report

by **Turtleneck** Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:30 pm

If you are injured please post it here along with your status.

Turtleneck: Sore right foot. Probable for posting throughout the week.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:58 pm

I have a deep ego bruise.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:59 pm

tTy is a scratch. Moderator decision.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:00 pm

Blenche is physically healthy but is academically ineligible.

by **Cameron** Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:06 pm

I'm day-to-day with a mild hangover.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:13 pm

I’m afflicted with hypocritism.

by **The Pantry** Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:24 pm

Turtleneck wrote:If you are injured please post it here along with your status.

Turtleneck: Sore right foot. Probable for posting throughout the week.

Foot? Sounds more like a poosting injury.

Got up to shit 4 times last night...very loose. Gut was loud as hell at work today...so bad it startled a co-worker like 6 feet away. 4 more shits on company time. Suspecting a colitis flare up. Fortunately, no blood. Will be a game time decision on Saturday.

by aualum06 Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:29 pm

Fatness

by **kingstonlake** Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:32 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I’m afflicted with hypocritism.

Toughen up. Suit up!

by **Turtleneck** Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:46 pm

kingstonlake wrote:Blenche is physically healthy but is academically ineligible.

by **Jake from State Farm** Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:55 pm

Battery in my pacemaker is dying and my doctor doesn't work with my insurance company any longer. It's been nice knowing you guys.

by **duffy munn** Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:01 pm

Hitch in my giddy-up. Game time decision.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:02 pm

kingstonlake wrote:Blenche is physically healthy but is academically ineligible.

I thought he had index finger tendonitis?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:13 pm

Feelings: hurt. Hate when I get questioned about things i say.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:50 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Feelings: hurt. Hate when I get questioned about things i say.

by **DWags** Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:01 pm

Out indefinitely with microphallus. Career ending actually.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:13 pm

DWags wrote:Out indefinitely with microphallus. Career ending actually.

That's not a very big problem buddy.

by **Death Roe** Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:53 pm

Diarrhea. Day-to-day.

by **DWags** Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:58 pm

kingstonlake wrote:
DWags wrote:Out indefinitely with microphallus. Career ending actually.

That's not a very big problem buddy.

Depends if you’re my wife I guess.

by **Tim Wakefield** Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:10 pm

Burned my finger while making garlic butter tonight. Worth it

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:28 pm

I’m fine. Good to go

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:45 pm

Pinched nerve in shoulder hurts from time to time. Getting sick. I'm questionable to return.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:48 pm

Shouldn't have let that stripper fart on my pillow

by **kingstonlake** Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:54 pm

Sprained ankle, pulled hammy, and partially torn ACL. Upgraded to #2 on the depth chart at punter.

by **Rocinante** Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:58 pm

Chlamydia. Probable.

by **NigelUno** Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:21 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:If you are injured please post it here along with your status.

Turtleneck: Sore right foot. Probable for posting throughout the week.
Foot? Sounds more like a poosting injury.

Got up to shit 4 times last night...very loose. Gut was loud as hell at work today...so bad it startled a co-worker like 6 feet away. 4 more shits on company time. Suspecting a colitis flare up. Fortunately, no blood. Will be a game time decision on Saturday.

You probably forgot to full bake one of those half baked pizzas.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:22 pm

NigelUno wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Foot? Sounds more like a poosting injury.

Got up to shit 4 times last night...very loose. Gut was loud as hell at work today...so bad it startled a co-worker like 6 feet away. 4 more shits on company time. Suspecting a colitis flare up. Fortunately, no blood. Will be a game time decision on Saturday.

You probably forgot to full bake one of those half baked pizzas.

This.

by **I.B. Fine** Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:25 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Shouldn't have let that stripper fart on my pillow

Yea, on the 'pillow', puffy cheeks Wink

by **tGreenWay** Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:20 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I’m afflicted with hypocritism.

And I’m not so much injured with hypocritism as I am inured with it.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:23 pm

kingstonlake wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I’m afflicted with hypocritism.

Toughen up. Suit up!

Please see my most recent post. I’ve been upgraded to Probable status.

by Bill Cain Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:25 pm

I’m crazy but hey, at least I have a big penis and girls find me handsome

by **tGreenWay** Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:32 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Shouldn't have let that stripper fart on my pillow

by **kingstonlake** Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:35 pm

Bill Cain wrote:I’m crazy but hey, at least I have a big penis and girls find me handsome

I'd play up the big penis angle if I were you.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:42 pm

kingstonlake wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:I’m retarded but hey, at least I have a big penis and girls find me handsome

I'd play up the big penis angle if I were you.

Not so fast. Bill misunderstood those women; they actually think he’s a big dick, and his use of certain words proves that.

by **steveschneider** Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:54 am

I have floating anxiety.

by **Nordic** Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:32 am

100% healthy and ready to go

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:38 am

I'm out for the season with Dontgiveafuckitis.

by **I.B. Fine** Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:08 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm out for the season with Dontgiveafuckitis.

You sound like a millennial.

by **The Pantry** Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:28 pm

NigelUno wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Foot? Sounds more like a poosting injury.

Got up to shit 4 times last night...very loose. Gut was loud as hell at work today...so bad it startled a co-worker like 6 feet away. 4 more shits on company time. Suspecting a colitis flare up. Fortunately, no blood. Will be a game time decision on Saturday.

You probably forgot to full bake one of those half baked pizzas.

You don't know what you're missing. Jet's light bake deep dish is perfect. Cheese is nice and stringy. Crust comes out with a nice little crunch instead of being burnt to death. Also, light bake is perfect for reheating on a hot pizza stone. Reheating their normal bake pizza the slices usually come out like rocks with an overdone layer of cheese on top.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:52 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm out for the season with Dontgiveafuckitis.
You sound like a millennial.

Don't lump me in with OTPT. Not cool.

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