Scientists reverse time, and we are all fucked.

by **Rocinante** 3/13/2019, 4:24 pm

This will end badly - Or.... Begin badly? All I know is we're screwed.

by **tGreenWay** 3/13/2019, 4:28 pm

Mrs. DWags is gonna need that thing set to the day before she agreed to marry DWags.

by **DWags** 3/13/2019, 6:31 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Mrs. DWags is gonna need that thing set to the day before she agreed to marry DWags.

Hey!

by **Nordic** 3/13/2019, 7:56 pm

That's some serious science guy bullshit

by **Floyd Robertson** 3/13/2019, 8:05 pm

If we go back a significant distance (?) in time and change something, the results could be disastrous.

How about if just go back like, say, three years and change the 2016 outcome so that Trump doesn't get the nomination? Would be an interesting test.

by **tGreenWay** 3/13/2019, 8:09 pm

They could go back and give a much younger Doc Brown the secret to building a flux capacitor and we’d’ve already had this conversation. Could’ve already had this conversation next week, if we wanted to.

by **tGreenWay** 3/13/2019, 8:10 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:If we go back a significant distance (?) in time and change something, the results could be disastrous.

How about if just go back like, say, three years and change the 2016 outcome so that Trump doesn't get the nomination? Would be an interesting test.

Let’s go back to the night he was conceived and put a condom on Papa Turtleneck.

by **Floyd Robertson** 3/13/2019, 8:12 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:If we go back a significant distance (?) in time and change something, the results could be disastrous.

How about if just go back like, say, three years and change the 2016 outcome so that Trump doesn't get the nomination? Would be an interesting test.

Let’s go back to the night he was conceived and put a condom on Papa Turtleneck.

Wouldn't it be more fun to call Trump a loser?

by aualum06 3/13/2019, 8:20 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Let’s go back to the night he was conceived and put a condom on Papa Turtleneck.

Wouldn't it be more fun to call Trump a loser?

I thought we were supposed to call Trump a Christian

by **DWags** 3/13/2019, 8:47 pm

They can go back and right the wrong that screwed Jud Skiles and the 1986 MSU team against Kansas. 33 years and I’m still bitter.

Skiles was the greatest player in the tournament at that point. Fuck those fucking fucks.

“Izzo was the one hollering at Jud Heathcote that for 15 seconds, the clock failed to move as Michigan State led by four with 2:21 to play. Self was an assistant for the Jayhawks, but was behind the basket and not on the bench.

Eventually, everyone noticed the clock wasn’t moving, thanks in large part to Heathcote going to the scorer and pounding his fist on the table. The game resumed with no adjustment to the clock and with nine seconds to play, Kansas tied the game and sent it to overtime.”

Bastards.

by aualum06 3/13/2019, 8:50 pm

DWags wrote:They can go back and right the wrong that screwed Jud Skiles and the 1986 MSU team against Kansas. 33 years and I’m still bitter.

Skiles was the greatest player in the tournament at that point. Fuck those fucking fucks.

“Izzo was the one hollering at Jud Heathcote that for 15 seconds, the clock failed to move as Michigan State led by four with 2:21 to play. Self was an assistant for the Jayhawks, but was behind the basket and not on the bench.

Eventually, everyone noticed the clock wasn’t moving, thanks in large part to Heathcote going to the scorer and pounding his fist on the table. The game resumed with no adjustment to the clock and with nine seconds to play, Kansas tied the game and sent it to overtime.”

Bastards.

Jud screwed out of two final fours and probably the 86 ship

by **Floyd Robertson** 3/13/2019, 8:51 pm

DWags wrote:They can go back and right the wrong that screwed Jud Skiles and the 1986 MSU team against Kansas. 33 years and I’m still bitter.

Skiles was the greatest player in the tournament at that point. Fuck those fucking fucks.

“Izzo was the one hollering at Jud Heathcote that for 15 seconds, the clock failed to move as Michigan State led by four with 2:21 to play. Self was an assistant for the Jayhawks, but was behind the basket and not on the bench.

Eventually, everyone noticed the clock wasn’t moving, thanks in large part to Heathcote going to the scorer and pounding his fist on the table. The game resumed with no adjustment to the clock and with nine seconds to play, Kansas tied the game and sent it to overtime.”

Bastards.

Might as well go ahead take those points away from Kenny Anderson too because THE SHOT WAS AFTER THE BUZZER.

by **tGreenWay** 3/13/2019, 8:53 pm

DWags wrote:They can go back and right the wrong that screwed Jud Skiles and the 1986 MSU team against Kansas. 33 years and I’m still bitter.

Skiles was the greatest player in the tournament at that point. Fuck those fucking fucks.

“Izzo was the one hollering at Jud Heathcote that for 15 seconds, the clock failed to move as Michigan State led by four with 2:21 to play. Self was an assistant for the Jayhawks, but was behind the basket and not on the bench.

Eventually, everyone noticed the clock wasn’t moving, thanks in large part to Heathcote going to the scorer and pounding his fist on the table. The game resumed with no adjustment to the clock and with nine seconds to play, Kansas tied the game and sent it to overtime.”

Bastards.

Add in the Georgia Tech game, too. Fuckers.

Edit: What Floyd said.

by **Dendrobates** 3/13/2019, 8:58 pm

How about I just pick the Powerball numbers? I'd be ok with that

by **Death Roe** 3/13/2019, 9:45 pm

Can we have the refs call the foul on Hayward in Indy?

by **tGreenWay** 3/13/2019, 9:47 pm

Death Roe wrote:Can we have the refs call the foul on Hayward in Indy?

And pick up all those flags in South Bend?

by **Death Roe** 3/13/2019, 10:00 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Can we have the refs call the foul on Hayward in Indy?

And pick up all those flags in South Bend?

And give the entire 2015 Alabama roster food poisoning on December 31?

by **tGreenWay** 3/13/2019, 10:11 pm

Death Roe wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

And pick up all those flags in South Bend?

And give the entire 2015 Alabama roster food poisoning on December 31?

Then they only would’ve won by four touchdowns.

by **Turtleneck** 3/13/2019, 11:36 pm

Yawn. Gavin Schilling already perfected time travel.

by **tGreenWay** 3/14/2019, 12:41 am

Turtleneck wrote:Yawn. Gavin Schilling already perfected time travel.

Yawn. I left the Schilling crack alone because I knew it was the only arrow in your quiver.

by **steveschneider** 3/14/2019, 9:08 am

Please don’t reverse time now. I’m just getting used to being sprung forward.

by **Floyd Robertson** 3/14/2019, 9:38 am

steveschneider wrote:Please don’t reverse time now. I’m just getting used to being sprung forward.

Scientists reverse time, and we are all fucked. 502811600

by **Jake from State Farm** 3/14/2019, 10:48 am

I think my body reversed time when we switched to DST. Instead of wanting to sleep in for an hour I'm waking up an hour earlier. I normally get up at 6 in the morning, so without DST that would be like getting up at 5 am, I've got no problem with that. Instead I'm waking up at 4 am. WTF?

by **tGreenWay** 3/14/2019, 11:16 am

Jake from State Farm wrote:I think my body reversed time when we switched to DST. Instead of wanting to sleep in for an hour I'm waking up an hour earlier. I normally get up at 6 in the morning, so without DST that would be like getting up at 5 am, I've got no problem with that. Instead I'm waking up at 4 am. WTF?

Just go to bed st 8 pm and sleep until 10:30 am for a few nights. You’ll be fine.

by **Jake from State Farm** 3/14/2019, 11:33 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:I think my body reversed time when we switched to DST. Instead of wanting to sleep in for an hour I'm waking up an hour earlier. I normally get up at 6 in the morning, so without DST that would be like getting up at 5 am, I've got no problem with that. Instead I'm waking up at 4 am. WTF?

Just go to bed st 8 pm and sleep until 10:30 am for a few nights. You’ll be fine.

Thanks doc, I'll let my boss know your diagnosis and prescription. He should be okay with it.

by **tGreenWay** 3/14/2019, 11:36 am

Jake from State Farm wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Just go to bed st 8 pm and sleep until 10:30 am for a few nights. You’ll be fine.

Thanks doc, I'll let my boss know your diagnosis and prescription. He should be okay with it.

Tell him I’m a professional sleep artist.

by Senior Dickfist 3/14/2019, 11:48 am

Jake from State Farm wrote:I think my body reversed time when we switched to DST. Instead of wanting to sleep in for an hour I'm waking up an hour earlier. I normally get up at 6 in the morning, so without DST that would be like getting up at 5 am, I've got no problem with that. Instead I'm waking up at 4 am. WTF?

I've been having the same issue.

by **MiamiSpartan** 3/14/2019, 12:02 pm

"The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion." - Albert Einstein

by AvgMSUJoe 3/14/2019, 1:40 pm

We are like fucking cavemen with clubs tooling around like we are the shit and got stuff figured out....

Just complete imbeciles on the nature of the universe. (...and medicine... and probably most other things.)

Ug.

by **tGreenWay** 3/14/2019, 2:12 pm

AvgMSUJoe wrote:We are like fucking cavemen with clubs tooling around like we are the shit and got stuff figured out....

Just complete imbeciles on the nature of the universe. (...and medicine... and probably most other things.)

Ug.

Agree with your assessment, but not your reaction. I find it all fascinating, thinking what’s to come for future generations. Of course, my excitement for what might be is tempered substantially by the thought of climate change, war, population explosion, famine, meteors, and the really scary ones; alien and then robot overlords.

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