Welp, some of you best not ever go to Texas

you wankers will be arrested and never heard from again.

That story is over two years old, DWags. However, as I’ve always maintained, the only thing wrong with Texas is Texans.

Fuck, I'm in San Antonio right now. And Eff you tGreenWay. Also, I say that with love.

Senior Dickfist wrote:Fuck, I'm in San Antonio right now. And Eff you tGreenWay. Also, I say that with love.

Were you caressing your extra large-sized manboobs when you wrote that?

Cool. Now I can say I can't pull out because I don't have the $100 to blow on a fine.

tGreenWay wrote:

Senior Dickfist wrote:Fuck, I'm in San Antonio right now. And Eff you tGreenWay. Also, I say that with love.

Were you caressing your extra large-sized manboobs when you wrote that?

Dude, you know it! Thinking about how I strike you down once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Senior Dickfist wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Were you caressing your extra large-sized manboobs when you wrote that?

Dude, you know it! Thinking about how I strike you down once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, you’re like a Fat Bastard/Dr. Evil hybrid? Cool.

San Antonio is an awesome town.

I was there just about this time last year and stayed right down by the river and it was really neat. I’d live there.

Rocinante wrote:San Antonio is an awesome town.

I was there just about this time last year and stayed right down by the river and it was really neat. I’d live there.

I’ve heard quite the opposite. Give me Austin.

Austin is ok, but there’s a ton of douchebags there.

I’ve heard great things about both places. Never heard a bad thing about either.

Well ain’t you mr. nice guy.

Rocinante wrote:Well ain’t you mr. nice guy.

If it’s me you’re talking to, the answer is no. Like my arteries, my heart is hardened.

San Antonio is pretty cool. Especially the river walk as Roc mentioned.

Dallas is kind of cool, parts anyway. Go to Deep Ellum. Some pretty cool restaurants and stores with only a minimal hipster population.

Rocinante wrote:Austin is ok, but there’s a ton of douchebags there.

Only boring people get bored, he'd fit right in

He must get bored a lot.

Let’s all go to Texas and mess with it.

From my cold dead hand....

GirbaudJeans wrote:From my cold dead hand....

It’s called The Stranger.