Sparty banned from the parade circuit

The University maintains it’s due to heatstroke and other health concerns.

Michigan State University's Sparty mascot can no longer participate in parades

https://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/2019/06/05/michigan-state-sparty-mascot-policy-parades/1356663001/

Yeah, I'm not buying that excuse one bit.

What about the Homecoming Parade?

Floyd Robertson wrote:Yeah, I'm not buying that excuse one bit.

I agree. Something else is going on. What a crock, though. Kids love him and it’s such great outreach and building goodwill.

New President Hates Sparty: Confirmed

RIP to the athletic programs

Won’t let him march in parades anymore. Too dangerous to the people in them. Ftr daughter and her friends, including ex sparties are pissed.

Soft people running our alumni programs create soft mascot.

THIS IS COMPLETELY NEW INFORMATION!!!

Bump 4 DWags

I'll just say, put Sparty in a convertible. Problem solved.

Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

Will they care about stuff posted on message boards?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

Dwags daughters, their friends and hell everyone, should be more like you.

duffy munn wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

Dwags daughters, their friends and hell everyone, should be more like you.

No one should try to be like someone else. The beauty of humanity and life.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

duffy munn wrote:

Dwags daughters, their friends and hell everyone, should be more like you.

No one should try to be like someone else. The beauty of humanity and life.

Except for the people who drink Bud Light. They should try to be like you and drink better beer.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

I don’t know. It might be a different feeling when you’ve been a part of a team. But who can answer for them? We’ll find out.

DWags wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

But who can answer for them?

OTPT

DWags wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

I don’t know. It might be a different feeling when you’ve been a part of a team. But who can answer for them? We’ll find out.

Yeah, fair, just gotta think that will fade quickly as time goes on.

Sparty been trying to party in attendees pants?

SPARTASOTAN wrote:Sparty been trying to party in attendees pants?

Sparty pants party!

Climate change is a muthafucka.

Someone PM Sparty2QP and ask him if he gives a single fuck about this.

They should just not have parades at all in the first place

I think they should still have parades but participants should be mandated to carry tiki torches in them.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think they should still have parades but participants should be mandated to carry tiki torches in them.

Goose is back!

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think they should still have parades but participants should be mandated to carry tiki torches in them.

And khaki pants.

Kid said to me tonight (and she's been texting with some Sparty, "well if they can't walk in parades, how are they going to do 4 quarters of a hot football game?"

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:They should just not have parades at all in the first place

They are bad.

DWags wrote:Kid said to me tonight (and she's been texting with some Sparty, "well if they can't walk in parades, how are they going to do 4 quarters of a hot football game?"

My first thought about this was that "health concerns" is just code for insurance and liability concerns. And that still is probably the case. But that's a good point about a long, hot game. Maybe that is easier for them to take breaks, rehydrate, etc. They can mandate a break every X minutes, or whatever the insurance requires. I don't know, that's all I can think of

Maybe it's time for them to use this moment to upgrade the Sparty Suit to include a coolant system, adantium armor and an exoskeleton that gives Sparty super human strength.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:They should just not have parades at all in the first place

They are bad.

Most of the reason that I don’t care that sparty won’t be in a parade is that parades are terrible and should be outlawed. Holding a parade should be punishable by jailtime. Everyone that is in a parade should be like “nope we can’t for safety concerns (also parades are fucking stupid what is this 1951)”

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

They are bad.

Most of the reason that I don’t care that sparty won’t be in a parade is that parades are terrible and should be outlawed. Holding a parade should be punishable by jailtime. Everyone that is in a parade should be like “nope we can’t for safety concerns (also parades are fucking stupid what is this 1951)”

They are fun for kids.

steveschneider wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Most of the reason that I don’t care that sparty won’t be in a parade is that parades are terrible and should be outlawed. Holding a parade should be punishable by jailtime. Everyone that is in a parade should be like “nope we can’t for safety concerns (also parades are fucking stupid what is this 1951)”

They are fun for kids.

Are they though? Are they? Maybe parents have just deluded themselves into thinking it’s fun for the kids when really the kids are bored most of the time and we’re here for the parents.

I always enjoy the Homecoming Parade.. few beers at The Peanut Barrel and stand around Grand River catching the sights.. walk home.

oh - and both the 2000 National Championship basketball parade and the 2007 National Champion hockey parade were pretty cool, too.

If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

you should really go to the parade!! I mean, you'd LOVE it.. have you ever been? Wasn't it great?!?! Why won't you go?!?!


sincerely,

People Who Implore Me To Visit Places I Have No Interest In Visiting

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

I know you won't agree with this now but as you get older/have kids etc your cynical views on just about everything will change.

Give it a rest duff. You’re exhausting.

I went to the Thanksgiving parade downtown this year for the first time and I gotta say it was pretty cool for about a half hour. Then I got cold.

Also we got to march in the St. Paddy's Day parade in Corktown last year with some horses and that was pretty cool.

The next parade that I'm looking forward to is early April 2020.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

Em. O.K. Sentences like this can only be written by those without kids. And that's cool. If I recall, I was the best parent that ever lived before I had kids. After they actually came out of the birth canal, well, I realized how much I suck as a parent.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

you should really go to the parade!! I mean, you'd LOVE it.. have you ever been? Wasn't it great?!?! Why won't you go?!?!


sincerely,

People Who Implore Me To Visit Places I Have No Interest In Visiting

I hear there's a great parade on Mackinaw Island. You should kill the two birds with one bazooka.