Ok controversy at Dwags House.

by **DWags** Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:53 pm

The pumpkin carving contest has ended in a tie. I’ve won the last 20 years straight so I need the board to vote.

I’ll show the wife and daughter your votes and they will understand I won again. Left is one middle is two right is three polls close at midnight.

by **Tim Wakefield** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 pm

Fuckin 1? Idk

by **tGreenWay** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 pm

A fifth of Pappy and I’ll vote your way a thousand times.

by **DWags** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:05 pm

God damn it. You’re voting wrong.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:08 pm

DWags wrote:God damn it. You’re voting wrong.

A fifth of Pappy and I’ll vote right a thousand times.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:08 pm

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:12 pm

1. But next year do they have to be faces? Get creative wags fam!

by aualum06 Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:12 pm

by **tGreenWay** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:18 pm

Let me put this another way: No fifth of Pappy and I vote the wrong way.

by **DWags** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:19 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:1. But next year do they have to be faces? Get creative wags fam!

Has to be faces. It’s very boring and we laugh how white middle class burbanites we are.

by **DWags** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:20 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Let me put this another way: No fifth of Pappy and I vote the wrong way.

I’ll give you TWO if you vote right.

by **kingstonlake** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:20 pm

#2 duh.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:22 pm

If you need a ranking it goes

1
3
2

by **DWags** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:23 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:If you need a ranking it goes

1
3
2

I hate you.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:33 pm

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Let me put this another way: No fifth of Pappy and I vote the wrong way.

I’ll give you TWO if you vote right.

I want pics of both with today’s date. You have 87 minutes, but I need time to vote.
86 minutes.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:40 pm

Eighty minutes.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:45 pm

I’m not ready to vote yet, but number 1 is looking pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by **The Pantry** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:45 pm

Fuck pumpkin carving, and fuck that shitty pumpkin pie.

by **Nordic** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:47 pm

by **InTenSity** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:53 pm

1 or maybe another.

by **Nordic** Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:57 pm

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Let me put this another way: No fifth of Pappy and I vote the wrong way.

I’ll give you TWO if you vote right.

The one on the right is definitely better than two.

by **DWags** Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:00 pm

Nordic wrote:
DWags wrote:

I’ll give you TWO if you vote right.

The one on the right is definitely better than two.

Fuckers. But yeah. Mine sucks.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:06 pm

I disagree with everyone. I like 3.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:10 pm

Nordic wrote:
DWags wrote:

I’ll give you TWO if you vote right.

The one on the right is definitely better than two.

That’s the way I’m leaning. On the other hand, maybe 2 is the best because of its many god-awful flaws.

by **DWags** Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:16 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Nordic wrote:

The one on the right is definitely better than two.

That’s the way I’m leaning. On the other hand, maybe 2 is the best because of its many god-awful flaws.

I mean could you just twist the knife a bit deeper.

by **Cameron** Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:43 pm

What are the criteria? 1 appears to have the best knife technique. 3 is the spookiest. 2's mom says he's special. They've all got something going for them.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:55 pm

It’s 1 or 3. Number 2 is appropriately named. Deuce is a deuce. It’s like whomever cut up 2 should be checked for Parkinson’s.

by **Turtleneck** Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:00 am

I put DWags in 3rd place because I’m tired of hearing about his dumb pumpkin dynasty.

by Senior Dickfist Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:02 am

#2 has the look that someone who is not familiar with MSU football makes after watching a couple minutes (or roughly 3 possessions) of our offense.

by **DWags** Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:06 am

I mean I dont think I could hate you fuckers anymore than I do. My wife and daughter now think all you fuckers think I’m a loser and while maybe I am, at least I had the specter of the great pumpkin behind me. I’m bitter and angry right now b

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:16 am

Senior Dickfist wrote:#2 has the look that someone who is not familiar with MSU football makes after watching a couple minutes (or roughly 3 possessions) of our offense.

Ok controversy at Dwags House. 502811600

by **DWags** Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:22 am

Senior Dickfist wrote:#2 has the look that someone who is not familiar with MSU football makes after watching a couple minutes (or roughly 3 possessions) of our offense.

So.... winner?

by **tGreenWay** Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:46 am

DWags wrote:I mean I dont think I could hate you fuckers anymore than I do. My wife and daughter now think all you fuckers think I’m a loser and while maybe I am, at least I had the specter of the great pumpkin behind me. I’m bitter and angry right now b

Listen here, big daddy, you’re one or two cups of coffee away from having Mrs. DWags and the DWags girls wiping your ass before putting you into a clean diaper, so maybe letting them claim this win wasn’t so bad. After all, theyre going to be scooping shit from your punkin-butt and nobody will ever be able to say they won that competition. :poop:

by **MiamiSpartan** Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:22 am

3 cause I prefer a little spookier. The eyes on it are cool.

by SawGreen Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:44 am

I would say it's a tie. If forced, #2.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:50 am

I'm going with:

1. left - the upside down heart and swirly eyes is a nice touch..
2. middle - looks like he/she is glancing over at the one with the upside down heart and swirly eyes, likely out of envy..
3. right - looks like he/she maybe took a swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.. sort of cross-eyed and buck toothed.. reminds me of my cousin Otis.

by **Wally Fairway** Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:55 am

1
3
2

the choice between 2 & 3 is a tossup, but 1 is definitely the winner

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:57 am

1 is the winner.

by **I.B. Fine** Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:51 am

3rd place is still in the money, right?

by **steveschneider** Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:54 am

Hmm, I actually like all three but I think I'm leaning towards one. I like the face on 2. The third one kind of reminds me of Nosferatu. I'm going to dwell on this for a little bit. Let me get back to you.

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