Bump when completely broke

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 07:58

I put $4 in my tank today. Ugh.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-10, 08:27

your car runs on dollars?

by **Turtleneck** 2014-07-10, 08:42

Ass Dan wrote:I put $4 in my tank today. Ugh.

Be sure to thank Obama.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 08:43

Robert J Sakimano wrote:your car runs on dollars?

I only drive American, so yes

by **Giant Moose** 2014-07-10, 08:45

Robert J Sakimano wrote:your car runs on dollars?

Bob, you should lend him a bike since he can't afford gas.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-07-10, 08:46

Ass Dan wrote:

I only drive American, so yes

Unless it's a Ford, it does not matter what you drive.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2014-07-10, 08:51

Hillary Clinton should have started this thread.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 09:03

Turtleneck wrote:

Unless it's a Ford, it does not matter what you drive.

You're gonna bring the demons out of me

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-10, 09:04

Giant Moose wrote:
Bob, you should lend him a bike since he can't afford gas.

good idea..

I have probably 2-3 downstairs that are relatively unused of late.. feel free to stop by and I'll hook you up.

You're welcome.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 09:18

Robert J Sakimano wrote:good idea..

I have probably 2-3 downstairs that are relatively unused of late.. feel free to stop by and I'll hook you up.

You're welcome.

Pm me if you're serious, headed up to Lansing later today.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-10, 09:22

Ass Dan wrote:

Pm me if you're serious, headed up to Lansing later today.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 09:29

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

I mean, gotta take some bottles back first...

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-10, 09:35

Ass Dan wrote:

I mean, gotta take some bottles back first...

sorry - but I can't be havin' internet weirdos over to my house.. you could be a serial killer.. or Forbin.

good luck, though, in your quest for locomotive fixtures.

by **Giant Moose** 2014-07-10, 09:37

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

sorry - but I can't be havin' internet weirdos over to my house.. you could be a serial killer.. or Forbin.

good luck, though, in your quest for locomotive fixtures.

Bob, you really have turned conservative. How can you not help those less fortunate than you?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-10, 09:42

Giant Moose wrote:
Bob, you really have turned conservative. How can you not help those less fortunate than you?

if this young man finds jesus, all of his problems will be solved.

that's what I did - it's time we end this entitlement society.. it's what jesus would want.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 09:49

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
if this young man finds jesus, all of his problems will be solved.

that's what I did - it's time we end this entitlement society.. it's what jesus would want.

Jesus would settle for one of your bikes, ya stingy dick

by **AMwood** 2014-07-10, 09:49

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

this reaction made me lolz.

by **Giant Moose** 2014-07-10, 09:57

Ass Dan wrote:

Jesus would settle for one of your bikes, ya stingy dick

Imagine if Jesus had a bike. 40 days and 40 nights could have turned into like 5 days.

by **DroppedByADime** 2014-07-10, 10:04

Ass Dan wrote:I put $4 in my tank today. Ugh.

You mean like you had $4 left to your name ???? Or like, I forgot my wallet and only had four bucks on me ?

Dude...........

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 10:08

DroppedByADime wrote:

You mean like you had $4 left to your name ???? Or like, I forgot my wallet and only had four bucks on me ?

Dude............

Times are tough man.

by **AMwood** 2014-07-10, 10:11

Ass Dan wrote:

Times are tough man.

are you a student?

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 10:12

AMwood wrote:

are you a student?

yop

by **AMwood** 2014-07-10, 10:16

Ass Dan wrote:

yop

oh, then it's normal to be broke. suck it up you little shit.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-07-10, 10:18

Go sell some plasma like a real college student.

by Toe 2014-07-10, 10:21

Ass Dan wrote:

Pm me if you're serious, headed up to Lansing later today.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 10:25

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Go sell some plasma like a real college student.

Been there, done that.

Way too much hassle to do it on a consistent basis. Plus, the place in Ypsi keeps paying less and less for each donate. was $35 bucks per, now it's $15. **** that.

by **Gomer** 2014-07-10, 10:30

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

sorry - but I can't be havin' internet weirdos over to my house.. you could be a serial killer.. or Forbin.

good luck, though, in your quest for locomotive fixtures.

C'mon, Bob. That's weak sauce man. Here I was thinking you'd be a cool guy to have a beer with.

If you really wanted to help him you could leave the bike at a pre-determined location.

Great American my ass.

by **tGreenWay** 2014-07-10, 10:32

Gomer wrote:
C'mon, Bob. That's weak sauce man. Here I was thinking you'd be a cool guy to have a beer with.

If you really wanted to help him you could leave the bike at a pre-determined location.

Great American my ass.

Shit just got real.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-07-10, 10:35

Ass Dan wrote:

Been there, done that.

Way too much hassle to do it on a consistent basis. Plus, the place in Ypsi keeps paying less and less for each donate. was $35 bucks per, now it's $15. **** that.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-10, 10:36

Gomer wrote:
C'mon, Bob. That's weak sauce man. Here I was thinking you'd be a cool guy to have a beer with.

If you really wanted to help him you could leave the bike at a pre-determined location.

Great American my ass.

I'll meet you at the corner of Lee Greenwood Avenue and Jesus Street.. and we'll settle this.

by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-07-10, 10:43

OP hates Seinfeld and puts paper money in his gas tank. WHAT.THE.****

by **Rocinante** 2014-07-10, 10:44

Bob. I am disappoint. Help this kid out.

by **Rocinante** 2014-07-10, 10:45

AssDan, I'll send you 50 bucks for a full nude of that redhead in your avatar.... Just sayin.

by **DroppedByADime** 2014-07-10, 10:48

Ass Dan wrote:

Times are tough man.

Ok. $4 is a gallon. How are you getting to and from Lansing from ypsi on a gallon ? Was that just a topper ? Zero dollars when u get to Lansing ??? Wtf are you gonna do ?

Do you have a summer job ? You've got internet , cable and a cell it seems -- folks place ?

I'm flabbergasted. If you were near Chicago I'd toss you some walking $-- but not if you're sitting on your ass, dan.

Get your shit straight, man... come on. Get to work.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-10, 10:48

Rocinante wrote:Bob. I am disappoint. Help this kid out.

it's time he does what the rest of us did in college for money...

sperm donation. Bump when completely broke 3434560931

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 10:55

DroppedByADime wrote:

Ok. $4 is a gallon. How are you getting to and from Lansing from ypsi on a gallon ? Was that just a topper ? Zero dollars when u get to Lansing ??? Wtf are you gonna do ?

Do you have a summer job ? You've got internet , cable and a cell it seems -- folks place ?

I'm flabbergasted. If you were near Chicago I'd toss you some walking $-- but not if you're sitting on your ass, dan.

Get your shit straight, man... come on. Get to work.

Easy champ. I'm working full time here in AA and I am going up to Lansing with a friend this afternoon. I've incurred a lot of bills due to some unforeseen family circumstances, and we just went to Hilton Head for a week. I'm tapped out but I'll get paid tomorrow, nbd.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 10:56

Rocinante wrote:AssDan, I'll send you 50 bucks for a full nude of that redhead in your avatar.... Just sayin.

I'll relay the message, she owes me a favor or two.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-10, 11:02

Ass Dan wrote:

Easy champ. I'm working full time here in AA and I am going up to Lansing with a friend this afternoon. I've incurred a lot of bills due to some unforeseen family circumstances, and we just went to Hilton Head for a week. I'm tapped out but I'll get paid tomorrow, nbd.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 11:02

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Oh we have some judgmental fucks up in here

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-10, 11:03

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Double post

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