I have no witty comment: 1000’s of penis fish invading California beach.

I mean take a look.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-onto-california-beach/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

They're just out chasing clam

I'm pretty jealous.

Just wow. I never even knew a fish like that existed.

stroke of luck..

You could literally put a bunch in a bag and tell someone to eat a bag of dicks.

I heard they’re good stuffed in tacos.

DWags wrote:You could literally put a bunch in a bag and tell someone to eat a bag of dicks.

Impressive hog.

I remember in Hammer of the Gods they talked about Led Zeppelin fucking a girl with a fish and you'd be whut? how? Well it looks like one of rock n rolls greatest mysteries has been solved.

That beach is a sausage fest.

“My mother once told me something
And every word is true
Don't waste your time on a fella
Who doesn't love you
He'll only mislead you
Only grieve you
Don't worry about him
Do without him
Because there's too many fish in the sea
Too many fish in the sea”