tOfficial I don’t know what or who Jingles is, thread

[kingstonlake]

Should I? Is it funny and worth my time to investigate?

Disclaimer: If it’s a Greenway thing I have my answer.

[Banks2Mason]

"Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's
F.R.I.T.Z.
Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's
S.C.H.N.A.C.K.E.N.P.F.E.F.F.E.R.H.A.U.S.E.N."

[kingstonlake]

Now I’m even more confused.

[tGreenWay]

"Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's
F.R.I.T.Z.
Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's
S.C.H.N.A.C.K.E.N.P.F.E.F.F.E.R.H.A.U.S.E.N."

[tGreenWay]

[The Pantry]

No idea who she is. Pics?

[Turtleneck]

It's a Text Club thing.

[DWags]

Jingles is not tall, but not short. Not great looking, but certainly not bad looking. Not thin, but definitely not fat. Not a great athlete, but can hold his own in various things. Not an alcoholic but not a tea drinker. Not tall but not short. Not really old, but certainly past his youth.

I didn’t blink an eye when Duffy told me he hit his first hole in one this fall and two holes later used that ball and lost it in the water.

Never drops names but big msu names know him.

He’s Everyman and not like anyone. A soldier for peace a flower child in industry. He goes through more hair dye than Saban but really doesn’t need to.

If you’re at a group party you notice your spouses gravitate toward.

He’s an interesting bore. He’s Charlie Brown with a brad Pitt persona. He’s dangerously conservative and conservatively Dangerous. You want to talk to him, seldom remember what you talked to him about, and look forward to your next conversation. Somehow when you bump into Bob Seger he’s there with you. He’s at little giants, trouble with the snap, mousetrap 114-63 get diddle diddle. You pull up on an isolated piece of beach at St Marteen and look 100 yards down the bearch and he’s laying on a beach chair.

I guarantee everyone on this board has been within five feet of him and just didn’t know it, or care, but it would have been cool to say what’s up.

Best I can do. Hope that helps.

[tGreenWay]

Jingles is a stripper.

[DWags]

Jingles is a stripper.

I could see that. You’d be interested but then appalled. It would bother you that you’d want to see it again.

[tGreenWay]

Jingles is a stripper.

I could see that. You’d be interested but then appalled. It would bother you that you’d want to see it again.

Is Jingles a nursing student now?

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Is Jingles Johnny Spirit?

[MiamiSpartan]

Apparently to know Jingles is to be in the 55+ "in crowd", is that pretty much the gist of it?

[tGreenWay]

Apparently to know Jingles is to be in the 55+ "in crowd", is that pretty much the gist of it?

Nah. Just old and a barfly.

[Dendrobates]

I don’t get it

[DWags]

I’d say yes to Greenway, but my daughters and their friends know him too.

[Nordic]

I've just assumed he's the older dude that is at every game and dresses in the white onsie/suspenders and wears a joker hat

[DWags]

I've just assumed he's the older dude that is at every game and dresses in the white onsie/suspenders and wears a joker hat

I’ve been trying to help everyone. He would never wear something like that. He blends, but in a standout kind of way. He’s unrecognizable in a crowd where he’s easy to pick out. If you asked him to change a ten, he’d give you two 2’s a 1 and a five and you wouldn’t think that it was weird.

[tGreenWay]

I’d say yes to Greenway, but my daughters and their friends know him too.

Yup. It’s really just about frequenting certain bars. Not exactly an in crowd.

[kingstonlake]

I’m starting to hate Jingles.

[Nordic]

I've just assumed he's the older dude that is at every game and dresses in the white onsie/suspenders and wears a joker hat

I’ve been trying to help everyone. He would never wear something like that. He blends, but in a standout kind of way.   He’s unrecognizable in a crowd where he’s easy to pick out.   If you asked him to change a ten, he’d give you two 2’s a 1 and a five and you wouldn’t think that it was weird.  

Right. Your description through me off (and awesome btw). So obv I'm way off.

[Nordic]

I’m starting to hate Jingles.

Sounds like you might like him even if you hate him.

[DWags]

I’m starting to hate Jingles.

Sounds like you might like him even if you hate him.

Nordic ALWAYS gets it.

He might just be a more athletic version of him.

[tGreenWay]

I’m starting to hate Jingles.

Sounds like you might like him even if you hate him.

It pains me to say this, but Nordy is correct. Best possible response.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Jingles is not tall, but not short. Not great looking, but certainly not bad looking. Not thin, but definitely not fat. Not a great athlete, but can hold his own in various things. Not an alcoholic but not a tea drinker. Not tall but not short. Not really old, but certainly past his youth.

I didn’t blink an eye when Duffy told me he hit his first hole in one this fall and two holes later used that ball and lost it in the water.

Never drops names but big msu names know him.

He’s Everyman and not like anyone. A soldier for peace a flower child in industry. He goes through more hair dye than Saban but really doesn’t need to.

If you’re at a group party you notice your spouses gravitate toward.

He’s an interesting bore. He’s Charlie Brown with a brad Pitt persona. He’s dangerously conservative and conservatively Dangerous. You want to talk to him, seldom remember what you talked to him about, and look forward to your next conversation. Somehow when you bump into Bob Seger he’s there with you. He’s at little giants, trouble with the snap, mousetrap 114-63 get diddle diddle. You pull up on an isolated piece of beach at St Marteen and look 100 yards down the bearch and he’s laying on a beach chair.

I guarantee everyone on this board has been within five feet of him and just didn’t know it, or care, but it would have been cool to say what’s up.

Best I can do. Hope that helps.

goddammit, Dwags. I just read this for the first time and it's epic.

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