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Post by Bill Cain Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 0:04

Nm


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Post by Rocinante Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 0:07

Pics of boner or it didn’t happen.
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Post by Bill Cain Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 0:09

Rocinante wrote:Pics of boner or it didn’t happen.

Gheyer than Greys Anatomy
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Post by tGreenWay Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 0:28

Sounds like you’re going to die a lonely old man.
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Post by Bill Cain Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 0:33

tGreenWay wrote:Sounds like you’re going to die a lonely old man.


At least I’m trying. I could have just given up a long time ago. The problem is I was on a lot of meds from age 21-26 that I’m basically off of. My only experiences are one night stands and first dates. I have no experience with seriously dating someone. So in terms of emotional maturity in the dating world I’m like a young immature 18 year old kid trapped in a 26 year old body


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Post by DWags Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 0:35

Have you thought about investment banking.
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Post by Bill Cain Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 0:44

DWags wrote:Have you thought about investment banking.

When I was a young retarded 20 year old MSU student I wanted to be an investment banker or a quant. Unmedicated delusions delusions. I used to tell girls I was a math major in order to impress them. It’s not a lie, if you believe it. God I was a crazy fuck, but at least I was an entertaining fuck...when drunk
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Post by tGreenWay Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 1:25

Bill Cain wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Sounds like you’re going to die a lonely old man.


At least I’m trying. I could have just given up a long time ago. The problem is I was on a lot of meds from age 21-26 that I’m basically off of. My only experiences are one night stands and first dates. I have no experience with seriously dating someone. So in terms of emotional maturity in the dating world I’m like a young immature 18 year old kid trapped in a 26 year old body



Nobody here wants to see you give up. Sounds like you have abandonment issues. Some talk therapy could help.
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Post by Cameron Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 1:32

You have never and will never disappoint me, Bill, because I have no expectations for you. Take comfort in that.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 1:39

Text her back, Bill. The swill has faith in you.
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Post by GRR Spartan Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 7:43

Maybe Bill doesn’t like to play with others, only himself?

Investment banking does that to some people.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 8:32

Huh... I doubt most of this is real... But, Ill bite... Why even go on a date?
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Post by Bill Cain Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 9:40

I feel better, sleep will do that. I just have to put myself out there instead of putting undue pressure on myself. I just have to keep on having fun with it. She liked me before, if she ends up not liking me than it’s not a big deal.

Just keep on having fun.
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Post by duffy munn Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 10:24

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Huh... I doubt most of this is real... But, Ill bite... Why even go on a date?

If Bill is real I feel bad for him. If he is not I also feel bad for him.
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Post by Senior Dickfist Thu 27 Feb 2020 - 13:49

duffy munn wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:Huh... I doubt most of this is real... But, Ill bite... Why even go on a date?

If Bill is real I feel bad for him. If he is not I also feel bad for him.

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Post by steveschneider Fri 28 Feb 2020 - 5:50

Bill what pronouns would you use to describe yourself and your date?
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Fri 28 Feb 2020 - 8:41

Bill Cain wrote:Went on a date yesterday that was probably the best first date I’ve been on. Conversation was easy and we insulted each other playfully the entire day. Had a boner throughout the date. She’s nice, goofy, and attractive in a cute sort of way. She wants a second date and she keeps on texting me and I’m not responding.

I implode whenever someone wants to get close, and it’s tearing me apart because I want to get close to this person but past hurts have shut me away from letting anyone in

You seem to have a tough time getting intimate with women Bill. You sure you don't want to hook up with a dude? Or maybe a sex robot is more your speed.
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Post by Senior Dickfist Fri 28 Feb 2020 - 9:27

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:Went on a date yesterday that was probably the best first date I’ve been on. Conversation was easy and we insulted each other playfully the entire day. Had a boner throughout the date. She’s nice, goofy, and attractive in a cute sort of way. She wants a second date and she keeps on texting me and I’m not responding.

I implode whenever someone wants to get close, and it’s tearing me apart because I want to get close to this person but past hurts have shut me away from letting anyone in

You seem to have a tough time getting intimate with women Bill. You sure you don't want to hook up with a dude? Or maybe a sex robot is more your speed.



Good point, this is the first instance I've come across where someone may feel less awkward fucking a robot than an actual human.
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Post by Bill Cain Tue 3 Mar 2020 - 15:29

I have intimacy problems and I’m way too fucking busy to have a girlfriend. If a girl is ok with insulting me a lot usually things work out pretty well
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Tue 3 Mar 2020 - 16:09

Bill Cain wrote:I have intimacy problems and I’m way too fucking busy to have a girlfriend. If a girl is ok with insulting me a lot usually things work out pretty well

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Post by tGreenWay Tue 3 Mar 2020 - 18:37

Bill Cain wrote:I have intimacy problems and I’m way too fucking busy to have a girlfriend. If a girl is ok with insulting me a lot usually things work out pretty well




At what age did your parents divorce? And was your mother an alcoholic?
Edit: Or was she simply overbearing and extra hard to please?
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Post by Bill Cain Wed 4 Mar 2020 - 0:13

Nope


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Post by AvgMSUJoe Wed 4 Mar 2020 - 9:25

As your therapists, do you want one bill from all of us or separate bills on how much we've contributed to the thread?
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Post by Senior Dickfist Wed 4 Mar 2020 - 15:07

Bill Cain wrote:I have intimacy problems and I’m way too fucking busy to have a girlfriend. If a girl is ok with insulting me a lot usually things work out pretty well

May I suggest getting a hooker.  Since you're paying them, you can tell them to insult you, if that's your thing...which, obviously, it is...Plus, it will really cut down on the time you'll have have to interact with said creature.  Points there for efficiency.  An added benefit is that you'll finally lose your virginity.  Really, what do you have to lose?  (Besides your virginity)...........
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Post by Floyd Robertson Wed 4 Mar 2020 - 15:11

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:I have intimacy problems and I’m way too fucking busy to have a girlfriend. If a girl is ok with insulting me a lot usually things work out pretty well

May I suggest getting a hooker.  Since you're paying them, you can tell them to insult you, if that's your thing...which, obviously, it is...Plus, it will really cut down on the time you'll have have to interact with said creature.  Points there for efficiency.  An added benefit is that you'll finally lose your virginity.  Really, what do you have to lose?  (Besides your virginity)...........

Just remember, you don't pay hookers for the sex. You pay them to leave.
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Post by Senior Dickfist Wed 4 Mar 2020 - 15:33

Exactly.
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