Re: The Swill Buddy System

by **The Pantry** 2022-01-31, 19:51

Dendrobates wrote:I may need a buddy if my stage 1 blower fails me.

It'll be fine. You can tilt it back and take the snow off in layers if it's too deep. You will eventually learn the manuever on city plow piles at the end of your driveway.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2022-01-31, 20:55

Dendrobates wrote:I may need a buddy if my stage 1 blower fails me.

Don't we all need a buddy to help with that?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-31, 21:07

Dendrobates wrote:I may need a buddy if my stage 1 blower fails me.

make sure you use the carbon fiber e3 pixelated spark plugs with Kevlar reinforced encasing. You can charge them with the d45 iCharger Mghz whizgidget.

by **Motown Spartan** 2022-01-31, 21:23

I do not want to be Bobs buddy. I believe he has subpar hygiene habits.

by **DWags** 2022-01-31, 21:40

Motown Spartan wrote:I do not want to be Bobs buddy. I believe he has subpar hygiene habits.

He’ll never go up north to check on you either.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-02-01, 05:29

DWags wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:I do not want to be Bobs buddy. I believe he has subpar hygiene habits.

He’ll never go up north to check on you either.

I only hang with DWags during monumental events at random, unplanned times.

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by Rick Saunders 2022-02-01, 08:31

Can I have Turtleneck? Sometimes I just need someone to talk to about my low post count and they seem like a good listener.

by AvgMSUJoe 2022-02-01, 09:48

My favorite Buddy.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2022-02-01, 10:50

hi! i saw in another thread turtleneck was worried about me - i appreciate it! i've just been skiing a lot afro

by **Turtleneck** 2022-02-01, 15:41

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:hi! i saw in another thread turtleneck was worried about me - i appreciate it! i've just been skiing a lot

Meh. I was just trying to figure out if it was time for us to start rummaging through your stuff and take what we want.

by **StylesGShmooth** 2022-02-06, 17:51

So lazy, definitely let my buddy down. Forgot who it was, so I started looking through this thread to see who it was but didn't have the energy to make it past page 2.

by **Nordic** 2022-02-06, 22:17

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:hi! i saw in another thread turtleneck was worried about me - i appreciate it! i've just been skiing a lot

I found him all. He's right here. He was just skiing.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2022-02-06, 22:23

StylesGShmooth wrote:So lazy, definitely let my buddy down. Forgot who it was, so I started looking through this thread to see who it was but didn't have the energy to make it past page 2.

You had pulling- please make sure that he is alive every 2 hours as is required in the buddy system bylaws going forward

by **Nordic** 2022-02-06, 22:27

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
StylesGShmooth wrote:So lazy, definitely let my buddy down. Forgot who it was, so I started looking through this thread to see who it was but didn't have the energy to make it past page 2.

You had pulling- please make sure that he is alive every 2 hours as is required in the buddy system bylaws going forward

Styles is a slacker

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2022-02-06, 22:29

Thank you for keeping your buddy alive all this time against all odds nordic. You are a testament to the buddy system

by **Nordic** 2022-02-06, 22:36

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Thank you for keeping your buddy alive all this time against all odds nordic. You are a testament to the buddy system

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by **DWags** 2022-02-06, 22:55

OTPT 11

Death 3.

by **StylesGShmooth** 2022-02-07, 19:28

Nordic wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

You had pulling- please make sure that he is alive every 2 hours as is required in the buddy system bylaws going forward

Styles is a slacker

...and I keep that same energy at work too because....

by **Nordic** 2022-02-16, 20:28

How you doing OTPT, you good?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2022-02-16, 20:44

Nordic wrote:How you doing OTPT, you good?

Good. LA is cool but the traffic sucks. Went to Santa Monica and passed through Venice beach today.

How you doing bro?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2022-02-16, 20:55

by **Motown Spartan** 2022-02-16, 21:01

I need a buddy.

by **The Pantry** 2022-02-16, 21:53

Motown Spartan wrote:I need a buddy.

Good luck finding one that'll send you links to vids of cute lactating hikers.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2022-02-16, 21:55

Motown your buddy is now pantry due to his collection of lactation videos. If pylon returns it will be a three way

by **Nordic** 2022-03-20, 11:17

Hey, uhhh, has anyone seen my keys? And by keys I mean my buddy.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2022-03-20, 11:45

Nordic wrote:Hey, uhhh, has anyone seen my keys? And by keys I mean my buddy.

Found him. He's still in 1985.

by **Nordic** 2022-04-29, 11:48

Who is Travis' buddy? He seems a bit unhinged today. He might need a check in.

by NumbersDude 2022-04-29, 11:55

Can I have Trapper Gus?

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-04-29, 11:57

NumbersDude wrote:Can I have Trapper Gus?

Not sure how this system actually works but some posters on here seem to know each other in real life.

Michigan isn't anywhere close to California, and with covid my visits there have been reduced to zero.

Also, I need my buddy to a have a working knowledge of Quantum Electromagnetic Dynamics. (QED)

edit - besides isn't it the "Ephorate" that assigns buddies?

by Bredo Morstoel 2022-04-29, 13:46

If I don't get a good buddy, I might have to look at the portal.

by Rick Saunders 2022-04-29, 15:32

Also, I need my buddy to a have a working knowledge of Quantum Electromagnetic Dynamics. (QED)

Thank god that eliminates me. Those guys (and sadly I mean guys) all have giant foreheads.

by **StylesGShmooth** 2022-05-01, 13:04

I managed to make sure my swill buddy hasn't fallen off any planes and broken his arms lately so I figure I'm doing a pretty good job keeping him safe.

by **GRR Spartan** 2022-05-01, 13:42

Buddies? Buddies?

I don’t need no stinking’ buddies!

by **The Pantry** 2022-05-01, 13:51

All my buddies are in my wallet.

by NumbersDude 2022-05-01, 16:42

The Pantry wrote:All my buddies are in my wallet.

Can I check your prison wallet?

by **tGreenWay** 2022-05-01, 17:58

The Pantry wrote:All my buddies are in my wallet.

Your wallet has a trio of George Washingtons and an unused condom from 1988.

by **The Pantry** 2022-05-01, 18:27

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:All my buddies are in my wallet.

Your wallet has a trio of George Washingtons and an unused condom from 1988.

1978

by **tGreenWay** 2022-05-01, 19:19

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Your wallet has a trio of George Washingtons and an unused condom from 1988.
1978

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by **Trapper Gus** 2022-05-01, 19:56

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:All my buddies are in my wallet.

Your wallet has a trio of George Washingtons and an unused condom from 1988.

They have a use by date ... maybe it can be used in an historic birth control display.

by **Nordic** 2022-12-26, 12:00

OTPT, how was you Xmas buddy?

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