Birds aren’t real
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Birds aren’t real
They’re surveillance drones. Real birds were murdered by the billions starting in the mid-70s. This group has been around since shortly after that, when word leaked out about the avian genocide. They’re spreading the word that we’re all being spied on by what looks like birds, but aren’t.
Just remember, bird watching goes both ways.
birdsarentreal.com
Just remember, bird watching goes both ways.
birdsarentreal.com
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tGreenWay- Geronte
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I can't wait to see this guy eat crow.
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The real reason for the quarantine is that the government has to replace all the batteries in the "birds"
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Floyd Robertson wrote:I can't wait to see this guy eat crow.
Boo! Booooo!
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CORNER BLITZ wrote:The real reason for the quarantine is that the government has to replace all the batteries in the "birds"
Floyd, you might want to take some notes on CB’s material.
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I imagine that is what OTPT looks like. I actually think that is OTPT. I don't see how it's not OTPT.
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This guy is crazy. It’s not the birds it’s the squirrels.
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It's good to see millennials are finally leaving the nest.
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This is the conclusion of the social media experience. Someone turn off the lights.
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AvgMSUJoe wrote:This is the conclusion of the social media experience. Someone turn off the lights.
Balderdash. This group started way before Al Gore invented the internets.
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y2kMgrad wrote:It's good to see millennials are finally leaving the nest.
Please go stand with Floyd.
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Rocinante wrote:This guy is crazy. It’s not the birds it’s the squirrels.
You’re embarrassing yourself.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?
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- Fast food.
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tGreenWay wrote:y2kMgrad wrote:It's good to see millennials are finally leaving the nest.
Please go stand with Floyd.
Just saying, I think this kid might be the next Steven Hawking.
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y2kMgrad wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
Please go stand with Floyd.
Just saying, I think this kid might be the next Steven Hawking.
Well played.
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Nordic wrote:What does a cat call a hummingbird?
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Fast food.
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I'm going to get one too. That way, when we see each other at Spartan events both wearing our "Birds Aren't Real" hats, we can give each other the secret tSwill nod and wink, knowing that we are in good company.
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Nordic wrote:What does a cat call a hummingbird?
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Fast food.
Thanks dad.
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I wonder if Nordic yells at his kids when they can’t pick up heavy objects.
“WTF, little Nordic? Pick up that boulder and carry it over that mountain. NOW! No crying. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Damn kids these days.”
“WTF, little Nordic? Pick up that boulder and carry it over that mountain. NOW! No crying. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Damn kids these days.”
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Senior Dickfist wrote:I'm going to get one too. That way, when we see each other at Spartan events both wearing our "Birds Aren't Real" hats, we can give each other the secret tSwill nod and wink, knowing that we are in good company.
But surrounded by thousands of robot birds.
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Nordic wrote:What does a cat call a hummingbird?
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Fast food.
Don’t listen to Pylon. He doesn’t know funny.
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tGreenWay wrote:Senior Dickfist wrote:I'm going to get one too. That way, when we see each other at Spartan events both wearing our "Birds Aren't Real" hats, we can give each other the secret tSwill nod and wink, knowing that we are in good company.
But surrounded by thousands of robot birds.
Depending on which side you are on, the birds can be a friend.
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Senior Dickfist wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
But surrounded by thousands of robot birds.
Depending on which side you are on, the birds can be a friend.
I knew you’d sell out to the robot overlords. Traitor.
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If birds were real and the earth was actually a globe flying around the sun at 67,000 mph (lol fat chance) then if they were flying the same direction as the earth they’d be moving at like 67,150 mph and their brains would explode. Obviously neither of these things is true. #facts #useyourownhead #fucknasa #globies
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:If birds were real and the earth was actually a globe flying around the sun at 67,000 mph (lol fat chance) then if they were flying the same direction as the earth they’d be moving at like 67,150 mph and their brains would explode. Obviously neither of these things is true. #facts #useyourownhead #fucknasa #globies
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:If birds were real and the earth was actually a globe flying around the sun at 67,000 mph (lol fat chance) then if they were flying the same direction as the earth they’d be moving at like 67,150 mph and their brains would explode. Obviously neither of these things is true. #facts #useyourownhead #fucknasa #globies
Exactly! And then those robot birds would burst into flames.
Plus, that whole earth is traveling at 67,000 mph is malarkey. Nobody has invented a speedometer that goes as high as 67,000 mph, so there’s no way to clock how fast we’re going.
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tGreenWay wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:If birds were real and the earth was actually a globe flying around the sun at 67,000 mph (lol fat chance) then if they were flying the same direction as the earth they’d be moving at like 67,150 mph and their brains would explode. Obviously neither of these things is true. #facts #useyourownhead #fucknasa #globies
Exactly! And then those robot birds would burst into flames.
Plus, that whole earth is traveling at 67,000 mph is malarkey. Nobody has invented a speedometer that goes as high as 67,000 mph, so there’s no way to clock how fast we’re going.
Dang, Travis got to you too? Did he slip you some of his fucking oatmeal?
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Senior Dickfist wrote:I'm going to get one too. That way, when we see each other at Spartan events both wearing our "Birds Aren't Real" hats, we can give each other the secret tSwill nod and wink, knowing that we are in good company.
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Turtleneck wrote:I wonder if Nordic yells at his kids when they can’t pick up heavy objects.
“WTF, little Nordic? Pick up that boulder and carry it over that mountain. NOW! No crying. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Damn kids these days.”
Nordic's back yard.
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That's what I picture it looking like. I bet his real name is Magnus.
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Meanwhile, Nordy has his little girl on a slightly different workout regimen:
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Nordic wrote:This make Nordic sad
Why Nordy, why so sad?
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tGreenWay wrote:Meanwhile, Nordy has his little girl on a slightly different workout regimen:
I would whip that girl’s ass.
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This thread never really got its wings.
So sad to see Greenway’s IMB decline play out so publicly
So sad to see Greenway’s IMB decline play out so publicly
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CORNER BLITZ wrote:[ig]CCgX-LsFkzM[/ig]
What about ducks ? These two ducks have been setting up shop in my front yard every couple of days for a few weeks. Just sitting there, doing nothing. Verrrryyyy suspicious.
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Edit: assuming she hasn’t grown at all. If she’s an adult. Or even a teen I’d have to re-evaluate.
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