Imagine the biggest bitch human being in your life, then double it.

I think that's my sister in law with the hose.

What actually probably happened. 4 year old drew giant cock and balls in Susan's numbered parking space. 4 year old's mom slaps the shit out of her, hence the bawling. Susan begins to hose off the cock and balls and Karen is alerted to the commotion, comes out of her apartment, and captures the after effect on video, sends to Rex Chapman.

Welcome to 2020.

I'd say that Sidewalk Susan and her demonstrated cognitive deficiencies are deeply rooted in physical or emotional abuse, maybe both, in her own childhood. Even in that 29 (or so) second video there are strong indications of childhood trauma in her own life.

poor kid - I hope her Mom (or whoever the adult she was with) was able to effectively communicate with her in an age-appropriate manner what was genuinely happening.

Maybe the kid needs motivation to get better at art.

I agree Sidewalk Susan is a horrible person, but Baking Bread Betty comes in a close second place:

https://www.wonkette.com/no-one-can-bake-bread-anymore-because-this-lady-needs-all-the-yeast-for-herself



Edit: I will add that I have a healthy bit of skepticism because the original author’s name is Caren White. It’s almost too perfect.