Oh, Florida

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53-year-old Florida woman arrested and charged with DUI for riding a horse down a busy highway while drunk. http://abcn.ws/2zuEBJI

Why didn't they publish her picture instead of the horse's?

LooseGoose wrote:ABC News‏Verified account @ABC  25m25 minutes ago
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53-year-old Florida woman arrested and charged with DUI for riding a horse down a busy highway while drunk. http://abcn.ws/2zuEBJI

How do you 'drive' a horse?

Floyd Robertson wrote:Why didn't they publish her picture instead of the horse's?

Oh, Floyd! You crack me up.

InTenSity wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:ABC News‏Verified account @ABC  25m25 minutes ago
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53-year-old Florida woman arrested and charged with DUI for riding a horse down a busy highway while drunk. http://abcn.ws/2zuEBJI

How do you 'drive' a horse?

That’s a hard 53 years right there.

Florida church changes sign after message misinterpreted as sexual

LooseGoose wrote:Florida church changes sign after message misinterpreted as sexual

LOL

DWags wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
How do you 'drive' a horse?

That’s a hard 53 years right there.

Looks like the horse wasn’t the only one that’s been ridden hard and left wet

Three tigers loose in Myakka City

Floyd Robertson wrote:Three tigers loose in Myakka City

The headline and story don't match up, Floyd, although I'm happy to learn Austin is recovering from his massive brain hemorrhage after drinking too many energy drinks. Also, congratulations to the brand new mom and dad.
Oh, and that story is dated almost a month ago. Sorry to be such a Debbie Downer.

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Three tigers loose in Myakka City

The headline and story don't match up, Floyd, although I'm happy to learn Austin is recovering from his massive brain hemorrhage after drinking too many energy drinks. Also, congratulations to the brand new mom and dad.
Oh, and that story is dated almost a month ago. Sorry to be such a Debbie Downer.

It must only work for me then, or your device is broken.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

The headline and story don't match up, Floyd, although I'm happy to learn Austin is recovering from his massive brain hemorrhage after drinking too many energy drinks. Also, congratulations to the brand new mom and dad.
Oh, and that story is dated almost a month ago. Sorry to be such a Debbie Downer.

It must only work for me then, or your device is broken.

That's a real possibility.

Gators getting in on the Thanksgiving feast

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/933368107862720512

hey, you look like the photo of the killer they are posting on TV

conversation between workers at Tampa area McDonald's
(Surprise - he is the killer, allegedly)

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/co-workers-joked-tampa-serial-slaying-suspect-was-the-killer-before-arrest/

Opossum breaks into liquor store and gets drunk



Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Fla., police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.

Last minute mom of the year application.

THE MOST FLORIDA THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN 2017

Florida kid gets stuck in restaurant claw machine

and here is a video of the little kid whining and then the crowd cheering as he's extricated from the machine and brought back into the deep-fried America he knows and loves.

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/small-plane-crashes-into-new-smyrna-beach-home-deputies-say/711790291

So...a plane in florida crashes into a home with a brother and sister on board....and that's it?? they weren't eaten by alligators afterwards? or they weren't having sex with each other, causing the crash??? Florida - I'm disappointed in you.

LooseGoose wrote:THE MOST FLORIDA THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN 2017

The Frozen Italian sausage on the roof one is strange even for Florida.

goodbar wrote:http://www.wftv.com/news/local/small-plane-crashes-into-new-smyrna-beach-home-deputies-say/711790291

So...a plane in florida crashes into a home with a brother and sister on board....and that's it?? they weren't eaten by alligators afterwards? or they weren't having sex with each other, causing the crash??? Florida - I'm disappointed in you.

They all ended up at Applebee’s to laugh about their great good luck.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/21/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say.amp.html

"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?" the victim told the WKMC-TV.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/21/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say.amp.html

"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?" the victim told the WKMC-TV.

What the hell, March 13th wasn't even a Wednesday.

Woman marries 100-year-old tree in hopes of saving it from being cut down

This administration has proven it's not above deporting spouses of U.S. citizens so marrying a tree has no prayer of saving it.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Woman marries 100-year-old tree in hopes of saving it from being cut down

She likes riding a good woodie.

I.B. Fine wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Woman marries 100-year-old tree in hopes of saving it from being cut down

She likes riding a good woodie.

She better be A.M. Wood's ex in that case.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:
She likes riding a good woodie.

She better be A.M. Wood's ex in that case.

She must have got bored with her morning routine.

I.B. Fine wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

She better be A.M. Wood's ex in that case.

She must have got bored with her morning routine.

She's long been pining for a bigger toy?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:
She must have got bored with her morning routine.

She's long been pining for a bigger toy?

She wanted to branch out to the possibility of a nooner or a night cap.

She needs to Leaf older men alone.

DWags wrote:She needs to Leaf older men alone.

It would have been funnier if you didn't capitalize "Leaf."

DWags wrote:She needs to Leaf older men alone.

You just got to the root of the problem.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:She needs to Leaf older men alone.

You just got to the root of the problem.

i think you are both barking up the wrong tree

goodbar wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

You just got to the root of the problem.

i think you are both barking up the wrong tree

Well then, are you going to tell us or keep it to yourself like a little beech?

tGreenWay wrote:

goodbar wrote:

i think you are both barking up the wrong tree

Well then, are you going to tell us or keep it to yourself like a little beech?

that's fir me to know and you to find out.

A Woman Arrested For Cocaine Claimed The Wind Blew It Into Her Purse

Fort Pierce, Florida

"I don't know anything about any cocaine. It's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse."

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/woman-claims-wind-blew-cocaine-in-her-purse?utm_term=.xvz04J667#.rqbQxLooa

The coke winds are blowing, Bubs.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Woman marries 100-year-old tree in hopes of saving it from being cut down

This administration has proven it's not above deporting spouses of U.S. citizens so marrying a tree has no prayer of saving it.

As a follow-up...

City won't cut down beloved (and recently married) Fort Myers ficus tree, board decides

"I am not a whack job," she said, "(I was) just trying to prevent one."

MSU addict wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Woman marries 100-year-old tree in hopes of saving it from being cut down

This administration has proven it's not above deporting spouses of U.S. citizens so marrying a tree has no prayer of saving it.

As a follow-up...

City won't cut down beloved (and recently married) Fort Myers ficus tree, board decides

"I am not a whack job," she said, "(I was) just trying to prevent one."

I'm glad this story has a happy ending and the tree will be able to continue to put down roots in the community.

Braless teenager at a Florida HS told to cover her protruding nipples with a second shirt and Band-Aids. She took to Twitter and now there’s going to be a bracott on 4/16.

http://www.newsweek.com/florida-student-forced-cover-distracting-nipples-band-aids-organising-882638?amp=1