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Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by Heat Miser 2021-04-16, 09:19
Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by kingstonlake 2021-04-16, 09:55
Eating a full plate of food takes time.
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by Motown Spartan 2021-04-16, 10:07
Peace and quiet come to mind. Allowing the boys some air time, completely unrestricted. Fapping opportunity. Also, not going to stop reading something or posting something to wrap things up, I’ll forget what I was about to say.
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by tGreenWay 2021-04-16, 10:20
tSwill needs our complete attention.
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by kingstonlake 2021-04-16, 10:30
It's the appropriate place to open a Greenway thread. 
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by tGreenWay 2021-04-16, 11:09
kingstonlake wrote:It's the appropriate place to open a Greenway thread.
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by Bill Cain 2021-04-16, 11:23
4 wipes up. 1 wipe down. Flush
It works every time
It works every time
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by Other Teams Pursuing That 2021-04-16, 11:57
You only need 1-2 wipes if that with a bidet. Wake up people it’s 2021
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by Motown Spartan 2021-04-16, 12:00
Sometimes it’s like cleaning peanut butter from a shag carpet.
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by Cameron 2021-04-16, 12:46
I'd say around half of my gambling is done during my morning deuce.
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by Rocinante 2021-04-16, 13:02
Some of us need to get away from the kids for a bit.
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Re: Why Do Men Take So Long On the Toilet?
by DWags 2021-04-16, 13:06
Rocinante wrote:Some of us need to get away from the kids for a bit.
Honestly, this was my answer. Now, it’s my cat’s routine to scratch at the door. I let her in. Scratch. She jumps up on the counter. Takes her paw and taps my shoulder. I turn the sink in and she drinks the dripping water.
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