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Happy International Lefthanders Day
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Turtleneck wrote:I plan to use this thread to fight with Steve.
Excellent
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DWags wrote:I knew a guy who lost his right arm. Guess what his nickname was.
Tiny?
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DWags wrote:A fun read on left handed facts. About 10% are lefties.
So Travis is always sneezing, doesn't sleep, drinks too much, does not communicate well, and has oddly long nails on his left hand? I always knew he was kind of a mess.
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Please put me on your lefthanded gift list.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The alcoholism comes from the extreme difficulty we face every single day in living as a minority in a right hand dominant world.
The persecution I've endured is unfathomable to the rightie establishment. I demand reparations!
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The full extent of lefty reparations ended with the creation of lefthanded scissors. Surprised you didn't know.Heat Miser wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The alcoholism comes from the extreme difficulty we face every single day in living as a minority in a right hand dominant world.
The persecution I've endured is unfathomable to the rightie establishment. I demand reparations!
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The Pantry wrote:The full extent of lefty reparations ended with the creation of lefthanded scissors. Surprised you didn't know.Heat Miser wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The alcoholism comes from the extreme difficulty we face every single day in living as a minority in a right hand dominant world.
The persecution I've endured is unfathomable to the rightie establishment. I demand reparations!
I will not rest until there are left-handed shopping carts, sidewalks, & keg taps. In exchange, and to show I'm not unreasonable, I'm willing to abandon my demands for left-handed TV remotes & cell phones. Clearly I'm giving more than I'm getting here.
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Still bitter about Mrs. Schmidt trying to shame me into her "right-handed" lifestyle in kindergarten. Just love me for who I am Mrs. Schmidt...
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Heat Miser wrote:The Pantry wrote:The full extent of lefty reparations ended with the creation of lefthanded scissors. Surprised you didn't know.
I will not rest until there are left-handed shopping carts, sidewalks, & keg taps. In exchange, and to show I'm not unreasonable, I'm willing to abandon my demands for left-handed TV remotes & cell phones. Clearly I'm giving more than I'm getting here.
How about a goddamm simple birthday card that's not ass backward....
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DWags wrote:I knew a guy who lost his right arm. Guess what his nickname was.
I knew a guy that lost both his legs below the knee. We called him Stumpy.
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K,K,K,K....(let me be me!)... Rip a fucking triple. "Suck it!!!" coach meylan.
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Anyway, leftie power let’s start the revolution
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Heat Miser wrote:The Pantry wrote:The full extent of lefty reparations ended with the creation of lefthanded scissors. Surprised you didn't know.
I will not rest until there are left-handed shopping carts, sidewalks, & keg taps. In exchange, and to show I'm not unreasonable, I'm willing to abandon my demands for left-handed TV remotes & cell phones. Clearly I'm giving more than I'm getting here.
A left handed cell phone would be nice. I'm tired of hitting the scroll slider when I'm reading an article and then have to scroll through the article to figure out where I was.
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We suspect he watched wife, daughter and myself  (all righties) eat with our fork in the right hand he copied what he saw at the dinner table.  From the first time he threw a ball, set up to bat off a tee it was always as a lefty.  Played HS baseball as a lefty.  As a left hander in tennis his serves spun opposite of what his opponents were used to seeing and won a lot of first serve points.
My late mother was also born a lefty but when she went to the small rural school in Ottawa County the teacher put her left arm in a sling then tied her  arm and hand to her side with a belt forcing her to learn how to write and eat as a right handed person.  However she worked as a legal secretary after HS and was a helluva a typist.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Lol why are there so many lefties on the swill there are like 20 users and half of them are left handed
Anyway, leftie power let’s start the revolution
20-10= 10
10%.
Do the math.
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Anyway I’m basically Rosa parks for lefties
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Fight the good fight Travis...Travis of the Cosmos wrote:One year at thanksgiving, after years of being told I had to sit at the end of the table so that I didn’t elbow people by eating with the “wrong” hand, I finally put my foot (or hand I suppose) down and said no, I’m sitting here. Make me move.
Anyway I’m basically Rosa parks for lefties
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:One year at thanksgiving, after years of being told I had to sit at the end of the table so that I didn’t elbow people by eating with the “wrong” hand, I finally put my foot (or hand I suppose) down and said no, I’m sitting here. Make me move.
Anyway I’m basically Rosa parks for lefties
Actually, this is one of the great leftie benefits. I always get a left corner or end spot at the table, which gives me more elbow room & also gives the (false) impression I'm being considerate of others.
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Heat Miser wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:One year at thanksgiving, after years of being told I had to sit at the end of the table so that I didn’t elbow people by eating with the “wrong” hand, I finally put my foot (or hand I suppose) down and said no, I’m sitting here. Make me move.
Anyway I’m basically Rosa parks for lefties
Actually, this is one of the great leftie benefits. I always get a left corner or end spot at the table, which gives me more elbow room & also gives the (false) impression I'm being considerate of others.
Oh definitely. I just don’t want the rightie elites to tell me I have to be there.
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Turtleneck wrote:Glad to see you're charging your phone.
If that’s all you noticed….. I googled left handed hot women. Score.
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This thread has made a lot clear to me, too. And all you lefties expect me to chime in in tBin?AvgMSUJoe wrote:Jesus, I just realized something... Pantry was more or less correct and we are a bunch of lefties!!!!
Would be like going back to kindergarten where a disproportionate # of the scissors (was like 30%) had the "LH" stamped in them. As a righty, if you were late getting to the scissor basket, the LH's were all that were left. Despite trying to use them with my left hand, they didn't work.
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Perhaps you missed the lefty pun...?GRR Spartan wrote:So The Panty couldn't cut it in kindergarten and he's still blaming lefties
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Sorry to learn about your basement. What was your course of action?tGreenWay wrote:Left-hander checking in. I’m cleaning out a water-logged basement, so be nice to me, too. Fair warning: I can club a seal using either hand, so if you’re not nice to me, I can club you with either the hand you so rudely mocked or the one you think is superior.
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