Installing a new roll of toilet paper: over or under?

When I was a kid I went with the under to change things up because my parents always did the over. Now that I'm older, I prefer the over.

Recall an old All in the Family episode where Archie and Meathead came to odds about the subject.

Over the top of the roll or kill yourself are the only two options.

Doesn't matter.

Whichever way my wife wants it.

Toilet paper? Da fuq. Who still uses toilet paper?

Real men use paper towels

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Nordic wrote:Toilet paper? Da fuq. Who still uses toilet paper?

This. I hardly ever poop anymore, so this question has morphed into irrelevancy, but when I do, there’d better be a shower nearby.

The Pantry wrote:When I was a kid I went with the under to change things up because my parents always did the over. Now that I'm older, I prefer the over.

Recall an old All in the Family episode where Archie and Meathead came to odds about the subject.

There was another good one about getting drinking water from a bathroom. Archie also had a poem about pissing on the porcelain instead of into the water.

Yeah just fine tune your body to produce 0 waste.

The Pantry wrote:When I was a kid I went with the under to change things up because my parents always did the over. Now that I'm older, I prefer the over.

Recall an old All in the Family episode where Archie and Meathead came to odds about the subject.

You be you man. Why seek the opinions of others. It is (was) a free country.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Yeah just fine tune your body to produce 0 waste.

I am my own waste management facility.

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Nordic wrote:Toilet paper? Da fuq. Who still uses toilet paper?

Dry your ass with your socks?