Re: Full steam ahead: Purdue pregame thread

[MiamiSpartan]

Can we address this stupid ass drum...

1) Who gives a fuck?

2) I want a forensic account to certify their claim

3) Even if it is the biggest, is it really that big? 

We should make a tSwill drum an inch bigger. Really doesn't seem that big.

This. It isn't like it is some engineering marvel. Anyone that wanted to could make a bigger drum if they cared to. But no one cares to. Because giant drums are stupid.

[Turtleneck]

NO. 5 MICHIGAN STATE PROFESSES WARINESS OF FACING PURDUE

https://www.nationalfootballpost.com/college-football/no-5-michigan-state-professes-wariness-of-facing-purdue/

[Travis of the Cosmos]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-59130769.amp

[Wally Fairway]

Good god I hope the team is more focused on Purdue than I am, I'm still all in on beating the Walverines. Bunch of whiney fucksticks, I hope they win out and think about what could have been.

[Heat Miser]

What in the fuck

Rating Purdue Traditions

A Fistulated Cow



The Veterinary Department has a cow named Buttercup that has a hole in its side. On the other side of the hole is the cow's stomach, so people can watch it digest food. For events such as Spring Fest, they let commoners come in and stick their arms in the hole. It is pretty neat, you can feel the mushed up grass and it's stomach muscles working. The cow does not seem to care at all if someone has their arm inside of it or not.

Pretty sure MSU has this too.

[Probably CF]

What in the fuck

Rating Purdue Traditions

A Fistulated Cow



The Veterinary Department has a cow named Buttercup that has a hole in its side. On the other side of the hole is the cow's stomach, so people can watch it digest food. For events such as Spring Fest, they let commoners come in and stick their arms in the hole. It is pretty neat, you can feel the mushed up grass and it's stomach muscles working. The cow does not seem to care at all if someone has their arm inside of it or not.

There are easier ways to get inside a cow.

[AvgMSUJoe]

What in the fuck

Rating Purdue Traditions

Pretty sure MSU has this too.

My kid went to a fucking working farm in Ovid that had this.... MSU is so far beyond this shit they give it to locals to entertain 3rd graders.

[tGreenWay]

What in the fuck

Rating Purdue Traditions

There are easier ways to get inside a cow.

Heh

[tGreenWay]

Pretty sure MSU has this too.

My kid went to a fucking working farm in Ovid that had this.... MSU is so far beyond this shit they give it to locals to entertain 3rd graders.

First time I ever learned about anything similar was the display at Fort Mackinac of the groundbreaking work Dr. Wm. Beaumont did on the fur trader Alexis St. Martin. I couldn’t stop thinking about it for days. Thankfully, it wasn’t enough to prompt an interest in pursuing medicine.

[Rocinante]

MSU did have the cow with the window stomach. Pretty sure I saw it when I was a kid. Maybe just something somebody told me. Not sure. I think it was round like a porthole.

[Rocinante]

I might be making this up. Not sure.

[Rocinante]

I also remember this story about some vet students feeding the cow hamburgers because the thought it was funny and one of the instructors (who worked at a clinic that my ex and I worked at) just going the fuck off on them. “How would you like someone to feed you human flesh!!!?!?!” and shit like that.

Apparently the cow was super sweet and docile. Liked the pets and such.

Anyway, fuck Purdue.

[Turtleneck]

Michigan State football: Kirk Herbstreit warns Spartans to not overlook Purdue

https://247sports.com/Article/Michigan-State-football-Kirk-Herbstreit-warns-Spartans-to-not-overlook-Purdue--174391272/

[steveschneider]

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Magic is saying MSU needs to focus on Purdue.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

thank you, magic.

[Turtleneck]

The lack of press coverage for this game is disturbing. The media was pumping out more material about YSU v. MSU than this game. They are still writing about the UM game and now the CFP. I don't like it. It is hard to fucking focus.

[Rocinante]

What up magic?

[Nordic]

What in the fuck

Rating Purdue Traditions

Pretty sure MSU has this too.

Two wrongs don't make a right

[Nordic]

I also remember this story about some vet students feeding the cow hamburgers because the thought it was funny and one of the instructors (who worked at a clinic that my ex and I worked at) just going the fuck off on them. “How would you like someone to feed you human flesh!!!?!?!” and shit like that.

Apparently the cow was super sweet and docile. Liked the pets and such.

Anyway, fuck Purdue.

This story has a great ending

[Nordic]

The lack of press coverage for this game is disturbing. The media was pumping out more material about YSU v. MSU than this game. They are still writing about the UM game and now the CFP. I don't like it. It is hard to fucking focus.

You're doing great work tneck. Anything worth doing is hard.

[Turtleneck]

The lack of press coverage for this game is disturbing. The media was pumping out more material about YSU v. MSU than this game. They are still writing about the UM game and now the CFP. I don't like it. It is hard to fucking focus.

You're doing great work tneck. Anything worth doing is hard.

[Turtleneck]

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[Travis of the Cosmos]

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Why are we wearing Purdue colors in that? Who is the dad? Is it supposed to be that the dad is the Spartan? If so they have different noses? Why is it dads day?

This feels very unfocused

[Turtleneck]

#5 Michigan State at Purdue Preview: The Spartans come to West Lafayette red hot.

https://www.hammerandrails.com/2021/11/3/22761200/michigan-state-purdue-preview

[Heat Miser]

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Why are we wearing Purdue colors in that? Who is the dad? Is it supposed to be that the dad is the Spartan? If so they have different noses? Why is it dads day?

This feels very unfocused

Where is Purdue Pete's other hand, and why does Sparty look so happy? That whole thing is rather creepy. I kinda feel violated.

[DWags]

Why are we wearing Purdue colors in that? Who is the dad? Is it supposed to be that the dad is the Spartan? If so they have different noses? Why is it dads day?

This feels very unfocused

Where is Purdue Pete's other hand, and why does Sparty look so happy? That whole thing is rather creepy. I kinda feel violated.

Its really uncomfortable to look at that.

[Heat Miser]

Why are we wearing Purdue colors in that? Who is the dad? Is it supposed to be that the dad is the Spartan? If so they have different noses? Why is it dads day?

This feels very unfocused

Where is Purdue Pete's other hand, and why does Sparty look so happy? That whole thing is rather creepy. I kinda feel violated.

Its really uncomfortable to look at that.

I think they're both really happy because they're going to come out to their dads for dad's day (NTTAWWT).

[Probably CF]

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I like the lines in Purdue Pete’s pants really emphasizing his junk.

Edit: Is the dad on the sign Hitler?

[Heat Miser]

Spartans won that game 27-0 in Duffy's 2nd year.

[Turtleneck]

Notes & Quotes: Michigan State excited about rivalry victory, but focused on Purdue

https://www.theonlycolors.com/2021/11/3/22760408/notes-quotes-michigan-state-excited-about-rivalry-victory-but-focused-on-purdue-boilermakers

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

i'm not worried. actually, i think i will hammer MSU -3.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Spartans won that game 27-0 in Duffy's 2nd year.

Are you saying that this guy is in the mood for revenge

[Turtleneck]

Michigan State not taking Purdue lightly after big win: Mel Tucker was adamant that his team will not fall into the 'trap game' mentality this week against Purdue

https://www.si.com/college/michiganstate/football/michigan-state-spartans-football-mel-tucker-purdue-boilermakers-trap-game

[Turtleneck]

Michigan State announces weekly captains for road game versus Purdue

https://www.theonlycolors.com/2021/11/3/22761210/michigan-state-spartans-announce-captains-for-road-game-versus-purdue

[Turtleneck]

College football picks, predictions, odds for Week 10: Michigan State-Purdue, Pitt-Duke among best bets

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/college-football-picks-predictions-odds-for-week-10-michigan-state-purdue-pitt-duke-among-best-bets/

[Turtleneck]

Spartans preparing to avoid becoming victims of Saturday's 'trap game'

https://statenews.com/article/2021/11/spartans-preparing-to-avoid-becoming-victims-of-saturdays-trap-game?ct=content_open&cv=cbox_featured

[Turtleneck]

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[Turtleneck]

Zander Horvath Providing a Boost to Purdue Running Backs After Returning from Injury

https://www.si.com/college/purdue/football/zander-horvath-providing-a-boost-to-purdue-running-backs-after-returning-from-injury

[Travis of the Cosmos]

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I like this better than the creepy one

[Turtleneck]

Creepy one was hand drawn by GreenWay in 1955. Well, it was from 1955.

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