Warning science: the bigger your nose, the bigger you penis.

I will forever see you guys with big noses now and wonder about their junk.

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a38021905/nose-penis-size-connection-doctor-explains-anthony-youn/

Now I know why women always give me that 'look' when I'm at a wine tasting giving the bouquet a whiff. Unfortunately for them this guy is spoken for!

As someone with a large nose I really wish this were true, but it isn't.

No.

Large nose + facial symmetry = big penis

Low 2d:4d ratio (ring finger longer than index) = longer penis

Nose dimensions. Long and skinny = dimensions of penis are long and skinny. Doesn’t mean he has a pencil dick. It’s just shaped like a pencil

Are we talking about length or width here.

Rocinante wrote:Are we talking about length or width here.

I prefer the term girth Roc

Wait are you talking about the nose or the cock

Or both? If you have a wide but short nose do you have a tiny fat dong?

And is this a chicken or egg situation? Which one is leading the charge on mutual penis/nose length and girth? Maybe if you have a tiny penis you have a tiny nose, not you have a huge nose so you have a huge penis? I’m going to think about this and report back

I’m more thinking that this study is Eurocentric and RACIST AS FUCK!!!!!!

Rocinante wrote:I’m more thinking that this study is Eurocentric and RACIST AS FUCK!!!!!!

That’s probably true this is racist dwags please repent

Roxanne gonna be like "what was I waiting for?"

Pinocchio...

I just sent you a picture of both so you don't have to wonder anymore.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Pinocchio...

Gives new meaning to bringing the wood.

The guy who did this study just got turned down for a date because his nose his too big. True story.

Bill Cain wrote:No.

Large nose + facial symmetry = big penis

Low 2d:4d ratio (ring finger longer than index) = longer penis

Nose dimensions. Long and skinny = dimensions of penis are long and skinny. Doesn’t mean he has a pencil dick. It’s just shaped like a pencil

You mean it comes with its own ridges?

If you’re going to use your humongous nose, you’d better hope to have ears big enough to grab hold of. And be able to hold your breath.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Pinocchio...

Tell another lie, Pinocchio.

tGreenWay wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Pinocchio...

Tell another lie, Pinocchio.

Sheeeeet.... if that worked for size... we would have world peace or something.