Things to do at the Mall of America

Yeah... not going to Maui. We poor. Wife. Two kids. Good times. Hook me up with some beer joints or something. Thanks.

There's a Rainforest Cafe there. I'm sure you've never been there before. Also, they have GREAT food at super reasonable prices.

Here's what I do there with a wife and two daughters:

Find a bench. Whip out smart phone. Post on the swill and 247. Wait a bit, get a beer. Find a bench, whip out smart phone. Post on Swill and 247. Wait for wife to call and say "dinner".

Go back to hotel. Daughters swim, I turn on BTN, whip out smart phone post on swill and 247. Wife gives quick you know, as appreciation for me spending money on shit I could have done at home.

Enjoy your stay!!!!

Go to the American Girl store with a big knife. See how the mood takes you.

I'd actually appreciate some responses too - gonna be stuck in that area for a day before flying back to civilization soon, with the wife and kids. There has to be something better than f-ing Famous f-ing Daves crap.

Buy stuff?

Pick up hotties there for their bachlorette party. Yes that's a thing. Its like chick Vegas!!

Roller coaster?

celebrate random acts of needless consumerism.. and just enjoy the fact that you live in greatest country on Earth..

Where are you staying? Best option would be to hop on the light rail take it all the way to Target field get off and walk about a quarter mile north west to the Fulton Tap room and enjoy beers. When done get back on the light rail till it ends back at MOA.

Fulton Beer

Nordic wrote:Yeah... not going to Maui.  We poor.  Wife.  Two kids.  Good times.  Hook me up with some beer joints or something. Thanks.

Don't you at least have a second home on a lake?

Fried Cheese curds + Lego Land

Nordic - I feel sorry for you dude; we did that trip probably 5 or more years ago. Mrs Fairway really wanted to see the fucking MOA. Guess what it is a mall, no more/no less.
The most "exciting" thing we did was eat at Bubba Gumps; if you are looking for beer/sports there was a BW3.

My only advice is to drink early & often....and post on tSwill. Post photos of the chicks in the mall as a hot or not thread, that would be fun

Wally Fairway wrote:Nordic - I feel sorry for you dude; we did that trip probably 5 or more years ago. Mrs Fairway really wanted to see the fucking MOA. Guess what it is a mall, no more/no less.
The most "exciting" thing we did was eat at Bubba Gumps; if you are looking for beer/sports there was a BW3.

My only advice is to drink early & often....and post on tSwill. Post photos of the chicks in the mall as a hot or not thread, that would be fun

Here's what I did when my wife and daughter wanted to go..... I said good-bye and have fun, I'm staying home to watch sports and to take care of the dogs.  I can honestly say it was the best staycation I ever had!

Green Ninja wrote:Where are you staying? Best option would be to hop on the light rail take it all the way to Target field get off and walk about a quarter mile north west to the Fulton Tap room and enjoy beers. When done get back on the light rail till it ends back at MOA.

Fulton Beer

  

Not sure where we are staying, but it is near the convention center/light rail. This all came about because the wife is going there for a conference and to receive a major award (insert leg lamp pic). But also just so happens to be on my 8 year old daughter's birthday. Of course she was not happy when mom told her she was going out of town. So the wife concocted this plan for us all to go. Airfare was only $200, MSU is @ Purdue, free hotel and I look like a champ for agreeing to it.

Looks like Birthday dinner at Fulton's

Plot your route to the nearest exit?

Nordic wrote:

  

Not sure where we are staying, but it is near the convention center/light rail.  This all came about because the wife is going there for a conference and to receive a major award (insert leg lamp pic).  But also just so happens to be on my 8 year old daughter's birthday.  Of course she was not happy when mom told her she was going out of town.  So the wife concocted this plan for us all to go.  Airfare was only $200, MSU is @ Purdue, free hotel and I look like a champ for agreeing to it.

Looks like Birthday dinner at Fulton's

Fultons is a really cool tap house, they only serve beer but have different food trucks outside, I think there is a schedule on the website. If you are looking for a spot for dinner downtown I can name a few in that same area, just give me the price range you are comfortable with.

Nordic wrote:Yeah... not going to Maui.  We poor.  Wife.  Two kids.  Good times.  Hook me up with some beer joints or something. Thanks.

I have a wife and 2 kids and just went to Hawaii. You are poor bro.

Nordic wrote:Yeah... not going to Maui.  We poor.  Wife.  Two kids.  Good times.  Hook me up with some beer joints or something. Thanks.

Stop at the Dells in Wisconsin, blow your coin, come back home.

I had some bizarre seafood dish at the Rainforest Cafe that put me out of commission the entire next day (fever, vomiting, shakes.. it was miserable).

SawGreen wrote:

Stop at the Dells in Wisconsin, blow your coin, come back home.

I had some bizarre seafood dish at the Rainforest Cafe that put me out of commission the entire next day (fever, vomiting, shakes.. it was miserable).

That wasn't seafood, that was chicken that went bad man.

DWags wrote:

That wasn't seafood, that was chicken that went bad man.  

I should learn to avoid chicken with tentacles  

Snake Plissken wrote:
I have a wife and 2 kids and just went to Hawaii. You are poor bro.

Snake - not everyone is has the cheddar that Moderators on tRCMB are rolling in.

Seat at exact spot where #Twins Harmon Killebrew hit a 522' HR. Now in Mall of America