Re: Swill Halloween Decorations Poll...

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 1 Nov 2022 - 14:41

It was yesterday penn you missed it

by PennSpartan Tue 1 Nov 2022 - 15:39

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:It was yesterday penn you missed it

Damn. I slept through it again. I still have candy from three years ago.

by **Nordic** Tue 1 Nov 2022 - 19:13

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:If you put anything where the spider was, just keep the menu button in mind that is only useful for putting it back in desktop mode (good mode) when the thing switches me back to mobile mode (bad evil mode) for no apparent reason. I’d always eventually get the menu button to open, somehow, but it would take awhile because the spider was covering it up.

Lol. You had to be quick and nimble.

by **DWags** Tue 1 Nov 2022 - 19:54

So I was t having acid flashbacks? That shit was real?

by **tGreenWay** Tue 1 Nov 2022 - 23:14

PennSpartan wrote:When is Halloween? I need to get ready!

Approximately 364-ish days from now.

by **I.B. Fine** Wed 2 Nov 2022 - 12:37

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:how about we replace the spider with a turkey?

The board is already populated with enough turkeys.

by **The Pantry** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 16:33

Someone a few streets over has started putting up decorations...just started. They always put up a big graveyard spread in the front yard. They already have all the fencing and some of the stupid signs out. Will probably take them the rest of the weekend, maybe longer, to finish it.

Halloween is over 6 fucking weeks away. Idiots.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 16:35

The Pantry wrote:Someone a few streets over has started putting up decorations...just started. They always put up a big graveyard spread in the front yard. They already have all the fencing and some of the stupid signs out. Will probably take them the rest of the weekend, maybe longer, to finish it.

Halloween is over 6 fucking weeks away. Idiots.

Probably UM fans.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 16:38

Who cares? If it makes them happy then they should do it as soon as they want. Life is too short pantry what if they got judgy saying you should only be allowed to eat pasties during certain time periods that would be ridiculous it’s none of their business they should just let you have your fun

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 16:40

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Who cares? If it makes them happy then they should do it as soon as they want. Life is too short pantry what if they got judgy saying you should only be allowed to eat pasties during certain time periods that would be ridiculous it’s none of their business they should just let you have your fun

Bro don’t you know how the suburbs work yet

by gomersbro Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 16:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Who cares? If it makes them happy then they should do it as soon as they want. Life is too short pantry what if they got judgy saying you should only be allowed to eat pasties during certain time periods that would be ridiculous it’s none of their business they should just let you have your fun

Bro don’t you know how the suburbs work yet

Fuck the 'burbs.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 16:46

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Who cares? If it makes them happy then they should do it as soon as they want. Life is too short pantry what if they got judgy saying you should only be allowed to eat pasties during certain time periods that would be ridiculous it’s none of their business they should just let you have your fun

Bro don’t you know how the suburbs work yet

Ah you think suburbs are your ally? You merely adopted the McMansion. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a minority until I was already a man

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 17:22

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Bro don’t you know how the suburbs work yet
Ah you think suburbs are your ally? You merely adopted the McMansion. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a minority until I was already a man

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What the fuck are you talking about

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 17:34

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Ah you think suburbs are your ally? You merely adopted the McMansion. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a minority until I was already a man

What the fuck are you talking about

I just watched that movie again the other day, top of mind still I think

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by **The Pantry** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 17:39

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Ah you think suburbs are your ally? You merely adopted the McMansion. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a minority until I was already a man

What the fuck are you talking about

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He's pre-loaded for tomorrow

by **The Pantry** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 17:50

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Who cares? If it makes them happy then they should do it as soon as they want. Life is too short pantry what if they got judgy saying you should only be allowed to eat pasties during certain time periods that would be ridiculous it’s none of their business they should just let you have your fun

They don't have to watch me eat pasty. Their display is on a main route through the sub. The ridiculous abomination will need to be seen by many hundreds of people, repeatedly every day, until November.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 18:01

The Pantry wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Who cares? If it makes them happy then they should do it as soon as they want. Life is too short pantry what if they got judgy saying you should only be allowed to eat pasties during certain time periods that would be ridiculous it’s none of their business they should just let you have your fun
They don't have to watch me eat pasty. Their display is on a main route through the sub. The ridiculous abomination will need to be seen by many hundreds of people, repeatedly every day, until November.

No! No!!!!!

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They’re happy. People are walking around out there absolutely miserable with their lives in this hellscape of a society we’ve formed, but they’ve managed to find something that makes them happy if even for a minute before they return to toiling away for their overlords. Who cares, let ‘em have a thing that they like without being grumpy about it.

by **The Pantry** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 18:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
They don't have to watch me eat pasty. Their display is on a main route through the sub. The ridiculous abomination will need to be seen by many hundreds of people, repeatedly every day, until November.
No! No!!!!!

They’re happy. People are walking around out there absolutely miserable with their lives in this hellscape of a society we’ve formed, but they’ve managed to find something that makes them happy if even for a minute before they return to toiling away for their overlords. Who cares, let ‘em have a thing that they like without being grumpy about it.

The thing is an eyesore. 2 weeks before Halloween, fine. 6 weeks is fucked up.

by Zurn Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 18:09

Halloween decorations should go like this:

Realize it's Halloween. Stop at Kroger's on the way home from work and hope they have a few pumpkins left. If they do buy one, take it home and carve some triangles for eyes and circle for a nose and a smiley or not depending on your mood. Find a leftover candle.

Done.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 18:19

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
They don't have to watch me eat pasty. Their display is on a main route through the sub. The ridiculous abomination will need to be seen by many hundreds of people, repeatedly every day, until November.
No! No!!!!!

They’re happy. People are walking around out there absolutely miserable with their lives in this hellscape of a society we’ve formed, but they’ve managed to find something that makes them happy if even for a minute before they return to toiling away for their overlords. Who cares, let ‘em have a thing that they like without being grumpy about it.

Travis gets it.

by **The Pantry** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 18:20

Still contend Travis is pre-loaded, pre-loading

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 18:49

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
No! No!!!!!

They’re happy. People are walking around out there absolutely miserable with their lives in this hellscape of a society we’ve formed, but they’ve managed to find something that makes them happy if even for a minute before they return to toiling away for their overlords. Who cares, let ‘em have a thing that they like without being grumpy about it.

Travis gets it.

Having kids changes you man. I used to hate when people would decorate their car like Rudolph. You know the nose on the front and the antlers. Then I had kids and realized that if it made my kid smile even once I would do it and anyone that doesn’t like it can eat my supple asshole. Then I realized that so long as something is harmless that should apply to not just kids but anything that’s just harmless fun.

by **Trapper Gus** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 18:53

The Pantry wrote:Someone a few streets over has started putting up decorations...just started. They always put up a big graveyard spread in the front yard. They already have all the fencing and some of the stupid signs out. Will probably take them the rest of the weekend, maybe longer, to finish it.

Halloween is over 6 fucking weeks away. Idiots.

There is a farm about 3 miles away that does Holloween & Christamas, maybe Easter too. Will check if they have started yet.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 19:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Travis gets it.
Having kids changes you man. I used to hate when people would decorate their car like Rudolph. You know the nose on the front and the antlers. Then I had kids and realized that if it made my kid smile even once I would do it and anyone that doesn’t like it can eat my supple asshole. Then I realized that so long as something is harmless that should apply to not just kids but anything that’s just harmless fun.

Pics of supple asshole.

by **DWags** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 19:40

My neighbor three over just put up one of those giant skeletons. He owns a nursery on hall road and always uses pumpkins and various flowers for fall decorations. The skeleton doesn’t bother me, but he just put a sigh. In his yard, “thank you president trump for standing strong for America “. Fuck him. Swill Halloween Decorations Poll... - Page 2 502811600

by **Trapper Gus** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 19:44

DWags wrote:My neighbor three over just put up one of those giant skeletons. He owns a nursery on hall road and always uses pumpkins and various flowers for fall decorations. The skeleton doesn’t bother me, but he just put a sigh. In his yard, “thank you president trump for standing strong for America “. Fuck him.

Maybe he is trying to be ironic?

by **kingstonlake** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 19:53

Can we get Jack off O’lanterns for Swill seasonal decorations?

by **tGreenWay** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 19:57

On both of my neighborhood walks with the dog today, I saw overly large bunches of crocuses blooming in three different yards. It’s not even fall yet. Freaking ridiculous.

by **DWags** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 20:03

Trapper Gus wrote:
DWags wrote:My neighbor three over just put up one of those giant skeletons. He owns a nursery on hall road and always uses pumpkins and various flowers for fall decorations. The skeleton doesn’t bother me, but he just put a sigh. In his yard, “thank you president trump for standing strong for America “. Fuck him.

Maybe he is trying to be ironic?

Nah. He’s that guy. He alright but he’s that guy. I told him had he flown one more flag Trump might have won

by **The Pantry** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 20:14

kingstonlake wrote:Can we get Jack off O’lanterns for Swill seasonal decorations?

A send off for Mel Tugger?

by **tGreenWay** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 20:45

The Pantry wrote:Still contend Travis is pre-loaded, pre-loading

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by **Trapper Gus** Fri 15 Sep 2023 - 20:52

DWags wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:

Maybe he is trying to be ironic?

Nah. He’s that guy. He alright but he’s that guy. I told him had he flown one more flag Trump might have won

I have no problem with people who support Republicans for real reasons like anti abortion, lowing their taxes or keeping out of wars. I don't agree with them but they are being rational. Maybe he, with a small business, fits that mold.

by gomersbro Sat 16 Sep 2023 - 8:49

tGreenWay wrote:
Pics of supple asshole.

I should switch to mobile before scrolling further

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat 16 Sep 2023 - 9:02

Trapper Gus wrote:
DWags wrote:

Nah. He’s that guy. He alright but he’s that guy. I told him had he flown one more flag Trump might have won

I have no problem with people who support Republicans for real reasons like anti abortion, lowing their taxes or keeping out of wars. I don't agree with them but they are being rational. Maybe he, with a small business, fits that mold.

Hard disagree, but this isn’t the place.

by MSU addict Sat 23 Sep 2023 - 11:55

Inspired by The Pantry's rant, I decided to add a graveyard to this years Halloween display. Figured I would buy a few tombstones and make a few of my own. Thought you guys might appreciate this one I made:

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Admittedly, not my best work nor is it very detailed, but it has about as much of a chance at making next year's Halloween display as Mel Tucker does of being our football coach next year.

by **Trapper Gus** Sat 23 Sep 2023 - 11:57

Mel Tucker

He Came

&

He Left

by **The Pantry** Sat 23 Sep 2023 - 12:35

MSU addict wrote:Inspired by The Pantry's rant, I decided to add a graveyard to this years Halloween display. Figured I would buy a few tombstones and make a few of my own. Thought you guys might appreciate this one I made:

Admittedly, not my best work nor is it very detailed, but it has about as much of a chance at making next year's Halloween display as Mel Tucker does of being our football coach next year.

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Very nice.

No idea if complete yet but the display on the other street is actually more like zombie land with maybe a dozen standing dummies. Can you make a zombie Mel Tucker figure holding a phone and...well, you know

by MSU addict Sat 23 Sep 2023 - 12:49

The Pantry wrote: Very nice.

No idea if complete yet but the display on the other street is actually more like zombie land with maybe a dozen standing dummies. Can you make a zombie Mel Tucker figure holding a phone and...well, you know

I probably could, but I have a nine year old so mine is a family friendly display. I also do not live in Michigan, most people around here probably have no idea who Mel Tucker is. Trapper Gus's saying could have worked as well.

by **The Pantry** Fri 13 Sep 2024 - 22:18

The Pantry wrote:Someone a few streets over has started putting up decorations...just started. They always put up a big graveyard spread in the front yard. They already have all the fencing and some of the stupid signs out. Will probably take them the rest of the weekend, maybe longer, to finish it.

Halloween is over 6 fucking weeks away. Idiots.

Same house got a jump on the season and started putting shit up last weekend. W.T.F ?

Maybe they'll start before Labor Day next year.

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by **tGreenWay** Fri 13 Sep 2024 - 22:38

The Pantry wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Someone a few streets over has started putting up decorations...just started. They always put up a big graveyard spread in the front yard. They already have all the fencing and some of the stupid signs out. Will probably take them the rest of the weekend, maybe longer, to finish it.

Halloween is over 6 fucking weeks away. Idiots.
Same house got a jump on the season and started putting shit up last weekend. W.T.F ?

Maybe they'll start before Labor Day next year.

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