What Side Effects Have You Experienced Since They Held You Down and Gave You The COVID Vaccine?

after my initial dose, I found that if I tilted my head just right and had one (sockless) foot sitting in a tub of water, I could pick up Prvi karlovački - an alt-rock station of out of Croatia.

subsequent doses and boosters (two doses, three boosters in total), I began to speak Silbo Gomero - an obscure world language specific to the Canary Islands.

I still can't believe they did this to me.

Well so far no covid, which since the vaccine was to implant bill gates microchips I guess is a side effect.

Real side effects have been sore arms for a couple of days and felt pretty low energy when I got both the covid & second pneumonia shots at the same time.

Got both the senior's flu shot (yes there is such a thing, extra strength I guess) and the new version booster at the same time and had little effect.

I’ve had this weird sensation. Call it a feeling. Kinda weird to be honest. It doesn’t hurt it just makes me feel odd. The best way to describe it would be this unrelenting fear that my gas stove will be taken from me.

And RQA is still on a short leash for trolling.

TravelinMan wrote:And RQA is still on a short leash for trolling.

I guess he shouldn't have been vaccinated.

I have grown a second penis.

kingstonlake wrote:I’ve had this weird sensation. Call it a feeling. Kinda weird to be honest. It doesn’t hurt it just makes me feel odd. The best way to describe it would be this unrelenting fear that my gas stove will be taken from me.

TravelinMan wrote:And RQA is still on a short leash for trolling.  

dude, do y'all whine about everything?

it has to be exhausting.

(wait.. have you been vaccinated? Maybe that is your side effect..)...

Floyd Robertson wrote:I have grown a second penis.

So its easier to pee now.

Trapper Gus wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I have grown a second penis.

So its easier to pee now.

Well, you can get very creative peeing in the snow when you're out in the woods.

Trapper Gus wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I have grown a second penis.

So its easier to pee now.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Trapper Gus wrote:

So its easier to pee now.

Well, you can get very creative peeing in the snow when you're out in the woods.

next time I come across the opening chapter of "The Old Man and The Sea" written in italics out in the woods, I'll know you're somewhere nearby.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Trapper Gus wrote:

So its easier to pee now.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Well, you can get very creative peeing in the snow when you're out in the woods.

next time I come across the opening chapter of "The Old Man and The Sea" written in italics out in the woods, I'll know you're somewhere nearby.

Sort of gives "The Two Hearted River" stories a new meaning.

Have had a bad cough and feeling like crap for a couple of months now. Got tested twice for covid, both negative. One doc prescribed steroids and antibiotics for the cough and it helped for a week or so and then it came back. Set up another doc appointment the other day and they said I needed a covid test before I came in. Came back positive for covid and flu type A. Doc did phone appointment and prescribed some pills for the cough and Paxlovid. I feel better now than I have since two months ago and it's only been a day and a half on the meds.
I've had the original and three boosters so I'm sure that's helped but can't help wondering if I had two false negatives on the tests?

Lack of Covid. Had to work more due to lowered risk of contracting and spreading Covid. My farts are more pungent. Food tastes stronger.

TravelinMan wrote:And RQA is still on a short leash for trolling.  

Is TavelinMan leash shopping.  

Perhaps some cheese to accompany his whine?

Still haven’t gotten the latest booster. I am dumb. I will get it done. Thanks for publicly shaming me, Travis.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/13ty5ay/seems_the_vaccinated_are_all_five_days_past_our/

Is this heaven?

Trapper Gus wrote:https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/13ty5ay/seems_the_vaccinated_are_all_five_days_past_our/

Is this heaven?

No, this is tSwill.

Allegedly…

Jamie Fox has had a stroke.

And allegedly…

His family is going to blame it on the Hollywood vaccine mandate the Jamie Fox did not want to get.

Allegedly…

Motown Spartan wrote:Allegedly…

Jamie Fox has had a stroke.

And allegedly…

His family is going to blame it on the Hollywood vaccine mandate the Jamie Fox did not want to get.

Allegedly…

Strokes are more likely with covid than with the vaccines

Bill Gates blocked me. Sadge.

So I might be paranoid but I think I’ve lost some equilibrium. But I started getting the shots at 59. I’m almost 62. I think that might be age and me being 20 pounds overweight. It all happened at once.

DWags wrote:So I might be paranoid but I think I’ve lost some equilibrium.  But I started getting the shots at 59. I’m almost 62. I think that might be age and me being 20 pounds overweight.  It all happened at once.

Seriously inner ear effects do seem more prevalent as one becomes less young.  It happens to me from time to time, also being overweight and older. Way before covid, btw.

I was told one could develop a prion disease from the vaccine, which is mad cow disease. Fuck outta here.

Got COVID first time in Oct ‘20 pre vaccine.  Dodged a bullet when it didn’t hit my respiratory system.  Went from 230 to 210 in ten days.  (Do not recommend he COVID diet.)

Have gotten 2 vaccines and 2 boosters beginning FEB ‘21.  Did get COVID again in May ‘22 after COVID vaccines and boosters but not nearly as sick and lasted 4 days.

According to my Doc the only thing that may be a side effect is chronic post nasal drip.  Might be COVID or vaccine. No balance issues which might might be sinus related and no memory loss. my daily routine now includes Flonase.  

Anecdotal post vaccine issues are overblown by the anti-vaxxers.  People have already forgotten MI has had 42,900 COVID deaths with some hospitals storing bodies in refrigerated trucks because their morgues ran out of space in ‘2020 and early 2021.

I was a blood red conservative prior to getting the vaccine and now the woke mind virus has set in and I can’t stop buying bud light. I’m just as sexually attracted to trans people but unlike when I was a conservative I no longer hate them and myself for it

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I was a blood red conservative prior to getting the vaccine and now the woke mind virus has set in and I can’t stop buying bud light. I’m just as sexually attracted to trans people but unlike when I was a conservative I no longer hate them and myself for it

Did you buy your bud light at Target?

My SIL told me that Biden is behind that latest COVID mutation. I told her to put on her tinfoil hat so that the radio waves can't get to her brain, what little there is.

My brother-in-law has a hunting buddy Trump true believer who told him the same “fact” roiling the inter webs.

He asked “If Joe Biden so senile he shouldn’t be in office, how can he be the mastermind spreading a new virus mutation and negotiate a debt ceiling with a hostile GOP all in the same month?

Got the standard response, Well, but………