Classified Documents Found in Robert J. Sakimano's Up North Vacation Home

by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-25, 08:58

Up North - Lawyers for famed political pundit Robert J. Sakimano disclosed the recent discovery of documents marked classified at Sakimano's up north vacation home in Harbor Springs, Michigan. Sakimano, who rose to fame in 2012 for his criticism of everything, has yet to issue a statement on the discovery. Sources say the documents were discovered when Sakimano's personal assistants were replacing his 2022 golf khakis with new khakis for 2023 season. We will update this story as we receive new information.

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-25, 09:01

What about the classified documents for all his years of trolling on TOB, which started long before 2012?

by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-25, 09:03

Trapper Gus wrote:What about the classified documents for all his years of trolling on TOB, which started long before 2012?

Please do not speculate.

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-25, 09:06

Turtleneck wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:What about the classified documents for all his years of trolling on TOB, which started long before 2012?

Please do not speculate.

We wouldn't have a board without speculation.

by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-25, 09:07

Not wanted. Not needed.

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-25, 09:08

Well since Bob never goes "up north" seems like the whole thing is speculation.

by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-25, 09:09

You have been warned.

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-25, 09:14

Turtleneck wrote:You have been warned.

Spartan Swill
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by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-25, 09:22

Exactly.

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-25, 09:28

Turtleneck wrote:Exactly.

I guess I should have included the "/s" with my posts.

by Rick Saunders 2023-01-25, 10:45

Don't blame the messenger blame the speculator; but I heard they were found in an empty (meaning: used) Pernicious IPA case box. I don't know for sure yet what I think of that southern contraband. I'd have to learn first if DWags or maybe even Pantry has had Pernicious.

by **Heat Miser** 2023-01-25, 10:53

Bob: you will immediately return all sensitive Swill documents in your possession to Swill HQ.

by TravelinMan 2023-01-25, 11:01

Yeah, sure, no big deal.

But is he cooperating?

by **kingstonlake** 2023-01-25, 11:10

Thoughts and prayers.

by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-25, 11:12

Heat Miser wrote:Bob: you will immediately return all sensitive Swill documents in your possession to Swill HQ.

Yeah, the rumor is he has the dossier full of juicy details about Guest.

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-25, 11:19

Turtleneck wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:Bob: you will immediately return all sensitive Swill documents in your possession to Swill HQ.

Yeah, the rumor is he has the dossier full of juicy details about Guest.

Kept in a packing box for frozen orange juice, forsure.

Of course, it is the dirt he has on all tSwill posters that have posters quacking in their boots.

by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-25, 11:22

Is Bob a pulp or no pulp kind of guy?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-01-25, 11:26

Swill exclusive- I’ve located the fbi agent who is leading up the case and he has vowed swift justice will be brought down upon Bob sakimano

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by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-25, 11:26

This just went next level.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2023-01-25, 11:43

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(my Springsteen bootlegs weren't confiscated, were they?)

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-25, 11:45

Turtleneck wrote:Is Bob a pulp or no pulp kind of guy?

I'm guessing pulp, more of a "back to nature" thing.

by **kingstonlake** 2023-01-25, 12:21

Bob doesn’t watch/listen/read any form of mainstream media. How will he ever find out about this?

by **Heat Miser** 2023-01-25, 12:21

Turtleneck wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:Bob: you will immediately return all sensitive Swill documents in your possession to Swill HQ.

Yeah, the rumor is he has the dossier full of juicy details about Guest.

There is suspicion that he is in possession of everyone's dick pics that were sent to Dendro. Classified Documents Found in Robert J. Sakimano's Up North Vacation Home 1550444538

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by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-25, 12:32

Heat Miser wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Yeah, the rumor is he has the dossier full of juicy details about Guest.

There is suspicion that he is in possession of everyone's dick pics that were sent to Dendro.

Oh, thank god.

Nothing to see in mine.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2023-01-25, 12:49

kingstonlake wrote:Bob doesn’t watch/listen/read any form of mainstream media. How will he ever find out about this?

Write a song about it and put it in the Gotta get down on Friday thread. He's sure to see it that way.

by Rick Saunders 2023-01-25, 12:49

Heat Miser wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Yeah, the rumor is he has the dossier full of juicy details about Guest.

There is suspicion that he is in possession of everyone's dick pics that were sent to Dendro.

Originally intended as a sting operation targeting DWags, they are in a file labeled "Packers."

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-01-27, 09:14

WASHINGTON (AP) — The National Archives has asked former U.S. presidents and vice presidents to recheck their personal records for any classified documents following the news that President Joe Biden and former Vice President Mike Pence had such documents in their possession.

The Archives sent a letter Thursday to representatives of former presidents and vice presidents extending back to Ronald Reagan to ensure compliance with the Presidential Records Act, according to a copy obtained by The Associated Press. The act states that any records created or received by the president are the property of the U.S. government and will be managed by the Archives at the end of an administration.

The Archives sent the letter to representatives of former Presidents Donald Trump, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush and Ronald Reagan, and former Vice Presidents Pence, Biden, Dick Cheney, Al Gore and Dan Quayle.

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