Help me buy a new electric toothbrush

Why are there so many fucking choices? There are simply too many choices. Found one article with the headline- 11 best electric toothbrushes…. Why are there 11? That’s too many. There are more than 11 if these are the best. Fuck you.

I don’t mind spending a bit of money, though $200 seems excessive. I like some of the features like pressure sensors and apps that show me tooth maps and track activity and what not but I don’t know if it’s really necessary.

Do you have an electric toothbrush that you love and would recommend to help me clean my offensive mouth

I do not. Because I’m not lazy.

Regular ass sonicare. Don’t go more fancy than that. It’s like 30 bucks and you can probably find it at the grocery store. Meijer for sure.

It makes a big difference on the inside uppers and lowers.

Rocinante wrote:Regular ass sonicare. Don’t go more fancy than that. It’s like 30 bucks and you can probably find it at the grocery store. Meijer for sure.

This. I use one and my dental hygienist says I'm doing a great job on my teeth. I also use the cheap replacement brushes from Cambodia or wherever the heck they make them.

Why do I have to help you buy it? Get a job, Travis.