My buddy is ignoring me

This felt like tRCMB/tSwill.   

Maybe he had a crisis and went to Jesus? Sounds like a Jesus thing.

Rocinante wrote:Maybe he had a crisis and went to Jesus? Sounds like a Jesus thing.

Nah, not a Jesus thing.

Colonel Forbin wrote:

Nah, not a Jesus thing.

Okay well my other feeling is his woman has convinced him to do it. Is she a manipulator?

I'm starting to get the disappointing feeling this isn't a parody thread.   

Certainly you have better friends to hang out with, let it go.

StylesGShmooth wrote:I'm starting to get the disappointing feeling this isn't a parody thread.    

Sadly, no.  Ghost has been giving him the cold shoulder since they last hung out

It's sad that foreskins friend won't talk to him.

I'll bet you forgot to call him on the anniversary of the day you exchanged your BFF rings. He took that shit seriously. It doesn't matter that he didn't call you, you were SUPPOSED to call him. Now he's hurt and ashamed that the whole BFF ring thing was a lie. He feels used and he's trying to hurt you the same way you hurt him.

Not only that, but you're moving to Alabama on top of it all. He just KNOWS that you're going to find another BFF in Alabama and exchange rings and bodily fluids with him. It's just all too raw for him right now and he knows the balls deep ass poundings won't make up for the pain of the lies you told him.

Sounds pretty shitty, but this just may be a cyclical thing, and it's only a matter of time before you're shredding shit up together again.

Real bands never break up, they just sometimes aren't together anymore, for a length of time that can sometimes be forever. It doesn't mean the band is done.

Find out where this dude goes online,and post there. Maybe the dude will see it and think of all the great times you've shared over the years. Unless he's now too cool for you. Which happens.

Wait this is Forbin. So this buddy is probably about 12.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Wait this is Forbin. So this buddy is probably about 12.

Very original! Did you know Tanfan is old?

Mentalstate wrote:

Very original! Did you know Tanfan is old?

I heard rumors Tanfan is 400 years old and only comes out at night.

Turtleneck wrote:

I heard rumors Tanfan is 400 years old and only comes out at night.

I heard he cums flour.

Fucking Hauss. I knew that guy was shady.