Travis, I'm pretty much working all day tomorrow, so HAPPY GAUT DAMN BIRTHDAY! a day early

by **DWags** 2023-04-11, 16:45

Travis, I'm pretty much working all day tomorrow, so HAPPY GAUT DAMN BIRTHDAY! a day early 969504605

I hope you find the day happy and hope you and your family have a great time celebrating you.

Oh, and happy birthday Greenway!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-04-11, 18:49

Took the day off tomorrow dwags, the weather is too nice not to. I’ll be at timber ridge if you need me

by **DWags** 2023-04-11, 18:51

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Took the day off tomorrow dwags, the weather is too nice not to. I’ll be at timber ridge if you need me

Right on. Well deserved.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2023-04-11, 18:59

Cheers Mr. Cosmos Travis, I'm pretty much working all day tomorrow, so HAPPY GAUT DAMN BIRTHDAY! a day early 969504605

by **tGreenWay** 2023-04-11, 20:39

DWags wrote:

I hope you find the day happy and hope you and your family have a great time celebrating you.

Oh, and happy birthday Greenway!

Thank you. Thank you very much.
Travis, I’ll be here tomorrow so I’ll hold off wishing you a happy 45th.

by **duffy munn** 2023-04-11, 21:04

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Took the day off tomorrow dwags, the weather is too nice not to. I’ll be at timber ridge if you need me

Played the ridge yesterday ( with Jingles) and it's in outstanding shape for early April. Fairways and greens Travis. HBD Dude

by **kingstonlake** 2023-04-11, 21:09

I’m off tomorrow. I will try to set aside some time for a proper anniversary of birth acknowledgement.

by **Turtleneck** 2023-04-11, 22:55

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Took the day off tomorrow dwags, the weather is too nice not to. I’ll be at timber ridge if you need me

Is that a hardware store? Also happy birthday, Travis. I hope you get a slice of cake.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-04-11, 23:16

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Took the day off tomorrow dwags, the weather is too nice not to. I’ll be at timber ridge if you need me

Is that a hardware store? Also happy birthday, Travis. I hope you get a slice of cake.

It’s a lot like this except bigger and better

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by **Turtleneck** 2023-04-11, 23:18

Is that in Egypt, Travis?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-04-11, 23:19

Speaking of cake, i have to pick up my birthday cake tomorrow. I let my wife know that that was fine, but I said that I was going to make them write something real weird on the cake. Right now I’m thinking

RIP Dale Earnhardt
The Intimidator 4EVA
#3

If anyone can do better I’m all ears

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-04-11, 23:20

Turtleneck wrote:Is that in Egypt, Travis?

Better. Branson, Missouri

by **InTenSity** 2023-04-11, 23:26

Stealth 2
Stiff shaft

Hit em straight. Happy birthday!

by **DWags** 2023-04-12, 00:23

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Speaking of cake, i have to pick up my birthday cake tomorrow. I let my wife know that that was fine, but I said that I was going to make them write something real weird on the cake. Right now I’m thinking

RIP Dale Earnhardt
The Intimidator 4EVA
#3

If anyone can do better I’m all ears

“This cake is gonna be skullfucked”.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-04-12, 00:36

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Speaking of cake, i have to pick up my birthday cake tomorrow. I let my wife know that that was fine, but I said that I was going to make them write something real weird on the cake. Right now I’m thinking

RIP Dale Earnhardt
The Intimidator 4EVA
#3

If anyone can do better I’m all ears

Try this on your cake: I’m so moist inside.
Really, I’m just hoping to hear how Mrs. Travis made you sleep in the garage on your birthday.

by **kingstonlake** 2023-04-12, 00:53

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Speaking of cake, i have to pick up my birthday cake tomorrow. I let my wife know that that was fine, but I said that I was going to make them write something real weird on the cake. Right now I’m thinking

RIP Dale Earnhardt
The Intimidator 4EVA
#3

If anyone can do better I’m all ears

Ideas for cake? Glad you asked!!

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-04-12, 08:21

by **Turtleneck** 2023-04-12, 08:52

InTenSity wrote:Stealth 2
Stiff shaft

Hit em straight. Happy birthday!

Is this about golf or erections?

by **duffy munn** 2023-04-12, 09:13

Turtleneck wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Stealth 2
Stiff shaft

Hit em straight. Happy birthday!

Is this about golf or erections?

What's the difference?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-04-12, 09:33

Turtleneck wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Stealth 2
Stiff shaft

Hit em straight. Happy birthday!

Is this about golf or erections?

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by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-04-12, 10:47

Update- playing like monkey ass. I need a lesson soon.

Whatever, I’m outside and the air isn’t cold enough to hurt.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-04-12, 11:40

kingstonlake wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Speaking of cake, i have to pick up my birthday cake tomorrow. I let my wife know that that was fine, but I said that I was going to make them write something real weird on the cake. Right now I’m thinking

RIP Dale Earnhardt
The Intimidator 4EVA
#3

If anyone can do better I’m all ears

Ideas for cake? Glad you asked!!

The announcer in the dark suit on the right: What’s he doing with his hands when the camera cuts to them after the open?

by Rick Saunders 2023-04-12, 11:41

Pro tip... keep all five eyes on the ball.

What is the life expectancy for your species anyway? Have you accrued enough in your 401K?

happy day.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-04-12, 11:41

Happy 45th Birthday, Travis! Other than playing and smelling like ass, I hope you’re enjoying this entire day that’s dedicated to you and only you.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-04-12, 12:04

Rick Saunders wrote:Pro tip... keep all five eyes on the ball.

What is the life expectancy for your species anyway? Have you accrued enough in your 401K?

happy day.

I can’t really put into words that you would understand how long my life expectancy is. We are eternal.

Figured some shit out on the back 9 though. Much improved.

by **InTenSity** 2023-04-12, 14:33

Turtleneck wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Stealth 2
Stiff shaft

Hit em straight. Happy birthday!

Is this about golf or erections?

Travis asked for uncomfortable messages on the cake, I was trying to oblige and also send his wife a hint for a gift of some kind.

by **kingstonlake** 2023-04-12, 14:35

tGreenWay wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Ideas for cake? Glad you asked!!

The announcer in the dark suit on the right: What’s he doing with his hands when the camera cuts to them after the open?

Wait. You watched the video?

by **tGreenWay** 2023-04-12, 14:39

kingstonlake wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The announcer in the dark suit on the right: What’s he doing with his hands when the camera cuts to them after the open?

Wait. You watched the video?

Well I knew it wasn’t a still photo. I’m not falling for THAT trick again.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2023-04-12, 14:41

InTenSity wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Is this about golf or erections?
Travis asked for uncomfortable messages on the cake, I was trying to oblige and also send his wife a hint for a gift of some kind.

I went to Costco for the cake and they were already filled out :(

But also I went to Costco after I had a few drinks golfing so I ended up spending $137 when I only needed to get a cake. They had a 5 pack of lighters for $7. I can never find one when I need it how could I say no. Not the place to go when your decision making is hindered

by **tGreenWay** 2023-04-12, 14:51

Costco has good lighters at a great price. That’s what I’ve heard, anyway. Everybody’s talking about it.

by **The Pantry** 2023-04-12, 19:32

Happy Birthday, Travis!

Hope you got your moneys worth on the course Wink

by **kingstonlake** 2023-04-12, 19:47

Happy birthday to the Travis fella

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