Conspiracy Theory: Johnny Spirit is…

Motown Spartan wrote:They both have their “thing” and do it over and over and over again.

Most people ignore them.

Some people hate them with a fiery passion.

Some people are amused by them.

A stiff wind would likely crumble their bones.

They both ride a bike.

What am I missing?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This thread is exactly the thread that Johnny spirit would start

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Here’s what I know about Johnny spirit. He is watching and reading this thread right now. I don’t think he’s a poster, but I think he lurks everywhere.

Just look at the advanced message board metrics, in this case VPH, or views per hour. This thread has been open for 2 hours and it already has 29 VPH. Greenways sparty wagon thread has been open for like 36 hours and it has 3.92 VPH.

Before you say say that greenway thread sucks…. The Tucker jerking thread has been here for 392 hours and gets 14.03 VPH. 

But this thread? This one gets 29 VPH. That’s Johnny, hitting refresh over and over again.

Motown Spartan wrote:Where is Bobby Sak right now, and where is Johnny Spirit? Can anyone confirm that they are together or in separate locations?

No?

I didn’t think so…

Same dude.

tGreenWay wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:Where is Bobby Sak right now, and where is Johnny Spirit? Can anyone confirm that they are together or in separate locations?

No?

I didn’t think so…

Same dude.

If John Spirit lives in my neighborhood then I’m moving to wherever Nordy lives. Or maybe next door to Hatch. He loves my sense of humor. Can’t get enough of it.