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Post by Motown Spartan Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 6:37

Bob Sakimano. Discuss
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Post by Motown Spartan Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 6:54

They both have their “thing” and do it over and over and over again.

Most people ignore them.

Some people hate them with a fiery passion.

Some people are amused by them.

A stiff wind would likely crumble their bones.

They both ride a bike.

What am I missing?
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 7:03

Motown Spartan wrote:They both have their “thing” and do it over and over and over again.

Most people ignore them.

Some people hate them with a fiery passion.

Some people are amused by them.

A stiff wind would likely crumble their bones.

They both ride a bike.

What am I missing?
Sheldon.

you're missing Sheldon.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 7:22

This thread is exactly the thread that Johnny spirit would start
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Post by Motown Spartan Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 7:35

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This thread is exactly the thread that Johnny spirit would start

Similar, but not the same.
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Post by Turtleneck Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 8:32

Who ever smelled it dealt it, whoever accuses somebody of being JS is JS.
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Post by NigelUno Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 8:45

I don't think Bob is frail.

He's just in shape.
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Post by Motown Spartan Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 8:45

Me: (wiping off face paint) I am not Johnny Spirit.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 8:54

Here’s what I know about Johnny spirit. He is watching and reading this thread right now. I don’t think he’s a poster, but I think he lurks everywhere.

Just look at the advanced message board metrics, in this case VPH, or views per hour. This thread has been open for 2 hours and it already has 29 VPH. Greenways sparty wagon thread has been open for like 36 hours and it has 3.92 VPH.

Before you say say that greenway thread sucks…. The Tucker jerking thread has been here for 392 hours and gets 14.03 VPH. 

But this thread? This one gets 29 VPH. That’s Johnny, hitting refresh over and over again.
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Post by Motown Spartan Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 9:26

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Here’s what I know about Johnny spirit. He is watching and reading this thread right now. I don’t think he’s a poster, but I think he lurks everywhere.

Just look at the advanced message board metrics, in this case VPH, or views per hour. This thread has been open for 2 hours and it already has 29 VPH. Greenways sparty wagon thread has been open for like 36 hours and it has 3.92 VPH.

Before you say say that greenway thread sucks…. The Tucker jerking thread has been here for 392 hours and gets 14.03 VPH. 

But this thread? This one gets 29 VPH. That’s Johnny, hitting refresh over and over again.

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Post by CaptainSlow33 Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 10:01

Johnny would want us to think he's Bob Sak to throw us off the scent of the truth. This is all an elaborate Johnny Spirit conspiracy.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 11:07

honestly, i could see it.
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Post by Motown Spartan Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 11:16

Where is Bobby Sak right now, and where is Johnny Spirit? Can anyone confirm that they are together or in separate locations?

No?

I didn’t think so…

Same dude.
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Post by tGreenWay Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 11:28

Motown Spartan wrote:Where is Bobby Sak right now, and where is Johnny Spirit? Can anyone confirm that they are together or in separate locations?

No?

I didn’t think so…

Same dude.



If John Spirit lives in my neighborhood then I’m moving to wherever Nordy lives. Or maybe next door to Hatch. He loves my sense of humor. Can’t get enough of it.
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Post by Motown Spartan Tue 26 Sep 2023 - 13:59

tGreenWay wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Where is Bobby Sak right now, and where is Johnny Spirit? Can anyone confirm that they are together or in separate locations?

No?

I didn’t think so…

Same dude.



If John Spirit lives in my neighborhood then I’m moving to wherever Nordy lives. Or maybe next door to Hatch. He loves my sense of humor. Can’t get enough of it.

I have another conspiracy theory that involves you and the Ag Hall fire in 1999.
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