Thinking about creating a schtick

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 17:58

Do I have to fill out a form or something?

What is the process?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:00

First things first, you re-evaluate your life.

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:01

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:First things first, you re-evaluate your life.

I wanted serious answers.

by **Ass Dan** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:01

Apparently the prerequisite for creating a schtick is to be completely unfunny. Once you make it to that point, try and make fun of something that no one else would think is funny. Rinse and repeat.

by **Snake Plissken** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:05

Ass Dan wrote:Apparently the prerequisite for creating a schtick is to be completely unfunny. Once you make it to that point, try and make fun of something that no one else would think is funny. Rinse and repeat.

He meets that criteria

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:06

Snake Plissken wrote:He meets that criteria

None of these answers seem helpful.

by Stoops21 Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:16

You create a random name and continue posting as if you were under your original name. Thrilling experience.

by **InTenSity** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:18

Snake Plissken wrote:He meets that criteria

What gets one shtick banned, but an army of them gets a green light?

by **Turtleneck** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:25

Yeah, I want to do the schtick thing, too. Before I get to the form, is there a training video or some kind of tutorial?

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:31

InTenSity wrote:
What gets one shtick banned, but an army of them gets a green light?

Snake probably should have stayed out of this thread.

by **Snake Plissken** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:37

NigelUno wrote:

Snake probably should have stayed out of this thread.

Oh are you creating your schtick on tRCMB? I thought you were going to make one here.

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 18:49

Snake Plissken wrote:
Oh are you creating your schtick on tRCMB? I thought you were going to make one here.

Not funny. Not needed.

by Stoops21 Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 19:04

Schticks keep the boards going after mass bannings

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 19:13

Stoops21 wrote:Schticks keep the boards going after mass bannings

I don't think we have that issue here.

by Stoops21 Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 19:26

NigelUno wrote:

I don't think we have that issue here.

Yet

by **tGreenWay** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 19:30

Turtleneck wrote:Yeah, I want to do the schtick thing, too. Before I get to the form, is there a training video or some kind of tutorial?

You youngsters are all candy-asses. Back in the day, I'm talking '95-ish, we had to attend three- and five-day seminars -- out of town -- before we got the go-ahead for creating schticks on a compuserve or Netscape bbs.
Nowadays, it's video this, or internet tutorial that.
Bunch of pansies.

by Herbie Green Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 19:40

Has anyone read the Charter yet? It must be in there somewhere.

by **Turtleneck** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 19:56

tGreenWay wrote:

You youngsters are all candy-asses. Back in the day, I'm talking '95-ish, we had to attend three- and five-day seminars -- out of town -- before we got the go-ahead for creating schticks on a compuserve or Netscape bbs.
Nowadays, it's video this, or internet tutorial that.
Bunch of pansies.

Nobody cares about your AOL stories, old man.

by LoneWolfSparty Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 20:03

Turtleneck wrote:

Nobody cares about your AOL stories, old man.

You cared enough to quote him three times.

by tTito Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 20:13

NigelUno wrote:Do I have to fill out a form or something?

What is the process?

A sense of humor would be a good start. Maybe don't just ask posters questions about themselves and instead say something funny or interesting? Just and idea scratch

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 20:13

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

You cared enough to quote him three times.

I think Snake brought some kind of worm with him when he posted.

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 20:14

tTito wrote:

A sense of humor would be a good start. Maybe don't just ask posters questions about themselves and instead say something funny or interesting? Just and idea

Clearly, you're not a schtick then.

by LoneWolfSparty Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 20:19

NigelUno wrote:

I think Snake brought some kind of worm with him when he posted.

Turd worm.

by **Turtleneck** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 20:29

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

You cared enough to quote him three times.

He probably has dial-up. I have to quote him multiple times in hopes that at least one quote loads before tomorrow.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 20:33

You should create a schtick that just posts the same thing in a thread over and over and over and over again until the other people just give up, then claim that you won.

That sure would be LOLs

by **The Pantry** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 20:58

NigelUno wrote:

I wanted serious answers.

Don't under estimate your current persona. You've always seemed like a schtick to me

by Rod Porkmore Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 21:32

If you are asking about creating a schtick, then chances are, you've already created one.

I have a similar story with a cock ring I bought. I asked the resident sex toy expert at work about purchasing a cock ring and the first thing he said was, you already bought one, didn't you? I sheepishly said yes and he laughed in my face.

BTW, I have a cock ring for sale if anyone is interested.

by LoneWolfSparty Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:08

NigelUno wrote:Do I have to fill out a form or something?

What is the process?

You know, a "diehard far-right conservative, Christian, gun loving, hunting dude who can't stand liberal namby pambies" schtick would probably go over really well on a forum like this.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:13

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

You cared enough to quote him three times.

I'm highly quotable.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:14

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Turd worm.

Thinking about creating a schtick 502811600

That'd be a great name for a schtick.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:15

Turtleneck wrote:

He probably has dial-up. I have to quote him multiple times in hopes that at least one quote loads before tomorrow.

Step off, brah. I gots a 28.8 modem, bitch.

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:16

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You should create a schtick that just posts the same thing in a thread over and over and over and over again until the other people just give up, then claim that you won.

That sure would be LOLs

Chills

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:17

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

You know, a "diehard far-right conservative, Christian, gun loving, hunting dude who can't stand liberal namby pambies" schtick would probably go over really well on a forum like this.

Chills

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:18

The Pantry wrote:Don't under estimate your current persona. You've always seemed like a schtick to me

Chills

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:19

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Turd worm.

Chills

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:39

NigelUno wrote:

Chills

I think I just thought of a name for your schtick.

by LoneWolfSparty Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:41

Notice, I was the only one that got two "Chills." responses. WINNING!

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:45

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
I think I just thought of a name for your schtick.

Chills?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:45

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Notice, I was the only one that got two "Chills." responses. WINNING!

Mine was first.

#suckit #imOG #dealwithit

by **NigelUno** Tue 16 Sep 2014 - 22:45

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Notice, I was the only one that got two "Chills." responses. WINNING!

Wait. I'm supposed to win.

Chills

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