Re: What's your "shower pattern"? In other words, how do you wash yourself?

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-29, 16:39

So you put the soap right up in your butt...

Ever hear of a washcloth?

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-09-29, 16:40

Um. You should wash your face first. I try to avoid my face after touching my taint and scrotum. But that's just me.

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-09-29, 16:44

Quick, smell my finger

by **Wally Fairway** 2014-09-29, 17:28

you bathe yourself?

by **MiamiSpartan** 2014-09-29, 18:02

gHost Spartan wrote:I was thinking about it today, I wonder if everyone has a similar "shower pattern"? Here's mine:

Get in, quick rinse
Shampoo in my hair, then wash my hair, leave shampoo in
Grab soap:
1) holding soap in right hand, I wash my left armpit, then left arm
2) switch hands, I wash right armpit then right arm
3) switch soap back into my right hand and head for my scrotum area. I wash my nuts, then up around my shaft, then taint area.
4) then, I wash my buttocks, in the crack, then taint then scrotum again
5) head for the left leg and foot, then right leg and foot
6) belly
7) wash my face

Then rinse my entire body with my head under the shower

Now I need a shower...a cold shower.

What's your "shower pattern"? In other words, how do you wash yourself? 3434560931

by **steveschneider** 2014-09-29, 18:06

by 75alum 2014-09-29, 18:09

gHost Spartan wrote:I was thinking about it today, I wonder if everyone has a similar "shower pattern"? Here's mine:

Get in, quick rinse
Shampoo in my hair, then wash my hair, leave shampoo in
Grab soap:
1) holding soap in right hand, I wash my left armpit, then left arm
2) switch hands, I wash right armpit then right arm
3) switch soap back into my right hand and head for my scrotum area. I wash my nuts, then up around my shaft, then taint area.
4) then, I wash my buttocks, in the crack, then taint then scrotum again
4.1) Spend more time petting self
4.2) FAP
5) head for the left leg and foot, then right leg and foot
6) belly
7) wash my face

Then rinse my entire body with my head under the shower

FIFY

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-09-29, 18:18

gHost Spartan wrote: can't do face first because you get soap in your eyes

Better soap than fecal matter.

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-09-29, 18:34

pretty similar patter, but I hit the twig and berries last. If I don't there's never enough soap left to finish job.

by **Gomer** 2014-09-29, 20:25

Shampoo/conditioner - scalp/nuts - done.

Otherwise after hockey I just work from the top down.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2014-09-29, 21:01

pits/chest
nuts
legs/feet
arse
back
L arm/R arm
face
hair

probably split hair first or last 50/50

by DominosCEO 2014-09-29, 21:42

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Um. You should wash your face first. I try to avoid my face after touching my taint and scrotum. But that's just me.

I tend to play with my taint at that point. 2-3 minutes worth

by **steveschneider** 2014-09-29, 21:57

I soap up the sponge turn the water up really hot and then I try to get all of the grime off of my balls.

by **goodbar** 2014-09-29, 22:06

I usually start with a steady, strong stream to her face. Then I work a zig-zag pattern down across the brests, continuing to the abdomen. If there's more in the tank I'll work back up to the face region.

by **goodbar** 2014-09-29, 22:08

wait...we are talking about golden showers, right?

by tanfan! 2014-09-30, 03:54

I literately bend over and allow the shower head to strategically blast my anus port with blazing hot water. I enjoy watching the small and sometimes large pieces of fecal matter fall to the shower and swirl around in the whirlpool until they gently wash down the drain. Yes occasionally I must use my feet to coax the little guys down the drain but the feeling of freshness I get post shower is divine.

by tanfan! 2014-09-30, 03:55

gHost Spartan wrote:I was thinking about it today, I wonder if everyone has a similar "shower pattern"? Here's mine:

Get in, quick rinse
Shampoo in my hair, then wash my hair, leave shampoo in
Grab soap:
1) holding soap in right hand, I wash my left armpit, then left arm
2) switch hands, I wash right armpit then right arm
3) switch soap back into my right hand and head for my scrotum area. I wash my nuts, then up around my shaft, then taint area.
4) then, I wash my buttocks, in the crack, then taint then scrotum again
5) head for the left leg and foot, then right leg and foot
6) belly
7) wash my face

Then rinse my entire body with my head under the shower

Just come out of the closet already. What's your "shower pattern"? In other words, how do you wash yourself? 3557613862

by **Motown Spartan** 2014-09-30, 05:45

Wash balls, taint and anus followed by vigorous washing of my penis.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2014-09-30, 07:08

gHost Spartan wrote:I was thinking about it today, I wonder if everyone has a similar "shower pattern"? Here's mine:

Get in, quick rinse
Shampoo in my hair, then wash my hair, leave shampoo in
Grab soap:
1) holding soap in right hand, I wash my left armpit, then left arm
2) switch hands, I wash right armpit then right arm
3) switch soap back into my right hand and head for my scrotum area. I wash my nuts, then up around my shaft, then taint area.
4) then, I wash my buttocks, in the crack, then taint then scrotum again
5) head for the left leg and foot, then right leg and foot
6) belly
7) wash my face

Then rinse my entire body with my head under the shower

BTW, how fecking dirty must your back be if you don't wash that?

by Minnie 2014-09-30, 10:19

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by **Nommad2** 2014-09-30, 10:31

You dudes are filthy animals. I wipe my ass well after dumping, so I never have SHIT going down my shower drain.

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-09-30, 11:31

I've stopped showering altogether

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by **Rocinante** 2014-09-30, 12:39

Brock Middlebrook wrote:I've stopped showering altogether

Haaaaaa...

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