Re: Nothing worse than biting into a cold hard boiled egg when extremely hungover

by **Rocinante** Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:14 pm

Seriously, what's the matter with you bro?

by beal99 Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:27 pm

gHost Spartan wrote:

...I'm at a conference and I went out with a bunch of people late, late night... was drinking until 3.30 a.m. and had to be back at the conference at 8 a.m. this morning. Went to the breakfast buffet, starving, needing some fu cking protein and I lobbed a couple of hard boiled eggs onto some toast. Bit into my sandwich and BOOM!, the eggs were f ucking cold... OMG, I almost died... nothing worse.

DERPY DERP DERP DERP. DERP DE DERPY DERP DERP

by **goodbar** Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:46 pm

that shit is almost as bad as ebola.

by Brock Middlebrook Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:47 pm

goodbar wrote:that shit is almost as bad as ebola.

Did you not read the thread title? Ebola must be second worst, which of course makes sense.

by Rodeo Burger Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:14 pm

You can add diarrhea to anything and make it worse.

by **kingstonlake** Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:16 pm

My dog used to eat its own poop.

by **Ass Dan** Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:34 pm

kingstonlake wrote:My dog used to eat its own poop.

Would've been way worse if he had been hung over

by Guest Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:37 pm

Getting beheaded with a dull knife would be way worse.

by **NigelUno** Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:38 pm

gHost Spartan wrote:Have you ever stuck your hand in a 5 gallon bucket of hard boiled eggs?

Worse than eating a cold egg?

by LoneWolfSparty Fri Oct 03, 2014 5:51 pm

gHost Spartan wrote:

...I'm at a conference and I went out with a bunch of people late, late night... was drinking until 3.30 a.m. and had to be back at the conference at 8 a.m. this morning. Went to the breakfast buffet, starving, needing some fu cking protein and I lobbed a couple of hard boiled eggs onto some toast. Bit into my sandwich and BOOM!, the eggs were f ucking cold... OMG, I almost died... nothing worse.

I eat cold hard boiled eggs all the time.

by Stoops21 Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:07 pm

Nothing worse than biting into a cold hard boiled egg when extremely hungover 502811600

What about cold toast and a warm hard boiled egg? Does reversing the two make a difference

by **SeeRockCity** Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:32 pm

I've spent the last 7+ hours thinking about this and I honestly can't think of anything worse.

So, o.k., good post.

by **Rocinante** Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:30 pm

gHost Spartan wrote:Have you ever stuck your hand in a 5 gallon bucket of hard boiled eggs?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

by **goodbar** Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:06 pm

Rocinante wrote:

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?

by **InTenSity** Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:09 pm

goodbar wrote:

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?

Have you ever falling into a puddle of love
Only to be drenched in forlorn despair?

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