Florida + Walmart = guy ****ing a stuffed horse and putting it back on the shelf

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/walmart-stuffed-animal-defiler-657903

According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras.

After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”

His name is Johnson

CORNER BLITZ wrote:“selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse...”

C'mon, how could anybody resist a brown, tan and red stuffed horse 

CORNER BLITZ wrote:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/walmart-stuffed-animal-defiler-657903

According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras.

After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”

what is your handle over at the shag?

Sounds like the pony UM fans are looking for under the pile of manure football team.

I've heard of a man molesting a dead horse before, but this is absurd!

This prolly happens in walmart more than you would like to know about. I've nailed my share of fuzzy steering wheel covers... something about the smell from the tire department... the majestic view of the fishing rods over the sporting goods... just gets me everytime.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:This prolly happens in walmart more than you would like to know about. I've nailed my share of fuzzy steering wheel covers... something about the smell from the tire department... the majestic view of the fishing rods over the sporting goods... just gets me everytime.

yeah, this would be a non-issue if he had just cleaned up a bit after himself...but putting it back on the shelf like that?? gross dude