What are you doing today? What should I do today?

My day is wide open. Might check out the hoops game.

Why don't you volunteer in a soup kitchen? Oh, I forgot liberals only talk about doing stuff like that.

tTito wrote:Why don't you volunteer in a soup kitchen? Oh, I forgot liberals only talk about doing stuff like that.

Eviscerated

Why don't you and Ass Dan get some jobs.

I'm thinking you should find a real tall building, say at least ten stories, go up to the roof and see if you can fly.

Turtleneck wrote:Why don't you and Ass Dan get some jobs.

Wanna hire me? I'm sweet at a bunch of stuff

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I'm thinking you should find a real tall building, say at least ten stories, go up to the roof and see if you can fly.

Not funny bro, he hasn't even seen the new hunger games movie yet

Ass Dan wrote:

Not funny bro, he hasn't even seen the new hunger games movie yet

And you should go along with him and see if he can fly with you in his talons.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

And you should go along with him and see if he can fly with you in his talons.

Jokes on you, otpt probably doesn't have talons

Ass Dan wrote:

Wanna hire me? I'm sweet at a bunch of stuff

No.

Turtleneck wrote:

No.

You sure? I'm, like, really qualified for office stuff. Just let me send you my résumé

I only hire people that graduated from land grant schools.

Turtleneck wrote:I only hire people who graduated from land grant schools.

FIFY

Turtleneck wrote:I only hire people that graduated from land grant schools.

Racist

tTito wrote:

FIFY

Well, it looks like your high school english teachers were better than your math teachers.

So far, I don't think this thread has been very productive for the op.

I'm sick as a dog, can't get drunk, fever and flemmy cough, just od'ing on Nyquil all day. wife won't come near me, so no bJ tonight, on my own. Fuck sick.

I went golfing today.

DWags wrote:I'm sick as a dog, can't get drunk, fever and flemmy cough, just od'ing on Nyquil all day. wife won't come near me, so no bJ tonight, on my own. Fuck sick.

You have Ebola.

Turtleneck wrote:

You have Ebola.