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Wisconsin Man Gives Fishy Excuse for Drunk Driving Stop

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Post by Floyd Robertson 12/11/2014, 6:57 am

Wisconsin man blames beer-battered fish during drunken driving stop

A Wisconsin man told a sheriff's deputy he had not been drinking, but rather eating beer-battered fish when he was pulled over for what could be his 10th drunken driving offense, according to an incident report released on Wednesday.

John Przybyla, 73, of Friendship, Wisconsin, was stopped for a broken tail light and erratic driving on Oct. 12 by a deputy who then smelled alcohol on his breath and saw that his eyes were blood shot, according to an incident report released by the Adams County Sheriff's Department.

I wonder what his excuses were the first nine times Wisconsin Man Gives Fishy Excuse for Drunk Driving Stop 502811600
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Post by 75alum 12/11/2014, 8:04 am

Brett Favre said he was going to retire........
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Post by Floyd Robertson 12/11/2014, 8:41 am

75alum wrote:Brett Favre said he was going to retire........

Wisconsin Man Gives Fishy Excuse for Drunk Driving Stop 502811600

At first I didn't think it was that funny, then I remembered how many times Favre retired.
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Post by 75alum 12/11/2014, 9:17 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:

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At first I didn't think it was that funny, then I remembered how many times Favre retired.

I knew you'd get it Wisconsin Man Gives Fishy Excuse for Drunk Driving Stop 55953254
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Post by SeeRockCity 12/11/2014, 9:19 am

75alum wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Wisconsin Man Gives Fishy Excuse for Drunk Driving Stop 502811600

At first I didn't think it was that funny, then I remembered how many times Favre retired.

I knew you'd get it Wisconsin Man Gives Fishy Excuse for Drunk Driving Stop 55953254

And... he got it!

(I did not, but now do) <- full disclosure
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Post by Frank Ricard 12/11/2014, 9:25 am

Ten times? WTF? How does that guy even have a license? Or if he doesn't, haven't they've done anything to stop him from driving? 10 times should be a SERIOUS jail sentence, like 15 years. Seeing his 1st offense was 20 years ago, rehab ain't working for this guy.

He's got to stay locked up or only allowed to stay in some kind of halfway house where he's driven back and forth to work and has no access to a car.
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